If you can come up with the best replacement dialog for this ... disturbing ... panel from the pages of the excellent "All-Star Superman" trade paper-back #1, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert!
Since this is the 52nd contest and (according to my leet math skillz) there are 52 weeks in a year, this is a very special edition of the contest. So this time, there are no rules. Make as many entries as you like of whatever nature you like. So long as it's funny.
I'll also be announcing a special "One Year Anniversary Prize" next week, so be sure to check in next Tuesday for that, too.
Good luck everyone!