Caption Contest 35: Honey, I'm home!

I'm not sure how this one will turn out, but here goes your caption contest challenge for this week:


Come up with the best dialog to fill the blank balloon and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), like these! The rules are simple: No more than three entries per person; leave yours in the comments to this post; and keep it clean (appropriate for broadcast prime time TV). That's it!

So get your thinking caps on and win, baby win!

59 Responses to Caption Contest 35: Honey, I'm home!

  1. 1) No means no, you pig!
    2) C’mere, Thing! Lemme pop that “white head” for ya!
    3) Now that you’re sober, do you still think I’m beautiful?

  2. HAHAΒ‘ i told you i could get uglyer than you with cosmics, now gimme my five bucks you thingΒ‘


    2.No…I was not in the GOONIES!

    3. I feel pretty..oh so pretty!

  4. “hey benny i’m bunnygirl from myspace”

  5. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK

    1. Ah! Papparazzi! …er… Oops, I did it again?

  6. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK


  7. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK

    3. Only $20?!? C’mon, you usually pay twice that!

  8. I’m Wonder Woman…or i will be for 5$(under breath) not..

  9. How dare you lie on your eHarmony account! You are not as hot in person.

  10. Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy Jeans you’re wearing?

  11. Do these clothes look good on me?

  12. Whose your Mama??!!

  13. I’m your biggest fan!

  14. Yancy Street Makeover my ass!!!

  15. my caption would Be “pardon me but would you have any grey poupon”

  16. Props to Rick for a great old-school reference!! I haven’t thought about the Yancy Street Irregulars in ages.

  17. I put the “old” in “old-school” baby!

  18. Hey I referenced both the Elephant Man and the Goonies. That’s pretty old school for someone born in 91′

  19. 1) Come give Auntie a big kiss!

  20. Avatar William A. Peterson

    “Does this outfit make me look fat? Be honest…”

  21. Avatar jude gallagher

    “Son, you will wear your hat and coat outside!”

  22. Avatar jude gallagher

    “Oh yeah well, Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras.”



  24. Avatar jude gallagher

    “You should try this new moisturizer its made from peanut butter and jelly.”

  25. See, I made myself like you, now we can be together forever.

  26. 1) Michael Jackson smash! Michael Jackson never stop getting plastic surgery!

    2)Honey? Does this crusty greenish skin make me look fat?

    3) Why don’t we just say we both looked better on the internet and leave it at that?

  27. Avatar C. Yusuf Mumaz

    1. Oh, and you think YOU need mask?

    2. … and this, my dear, is a previously unknown side effect of Phen-Phen..

    3. Those people at Maybelliene… I’ll give’em a real challenge!

  28. 1: What? You were coming on to me on the forum…

    2: You ain’t so hot yourself Thingy.

    3: Look, Johnny paid me ten bucks for this blind date, so let’s just get on with it.

  29. Hey Hey You You I don’t like your girlfriend.

    Once you go ugly you never go back.

    Honey remind me to sue our plastic surgen tomorrow.

  30. Ding dong! Avon calling!

  31. “Hey, that’s a nice coat…”

  32. 1: “You are NOT going out dressed like that young lady.”
    2: “OH MY GOD! You look HORRIBLE with ginger hair.”
    3: “Hi, I’m Amy Whinehouse, where do you want me? You dont recognise me because im sober!”

  33. I will destroy the humanity, ah, ah, ah !!!!

  34. All who know physical desire burn at the touch of the Woman-Thing!

  35. Twick or Tweet, Rorshach!

  36. – Hey Ben,it’s me, She-Hulk! Love your Roshrach costume!

  37. – Oh MY GOD. It’s Rocky! Can you sign my breasts please???!!!

  38. Whaddaya mean this isn’t a good look for me?

    Whaadaya mean this outfit is so last season?

    Whaddaya mean green isn’t my color?

    (Sorry, I got nothin’ this week) πŸ™‚

  39. 1. The roast beef… *voice warping* NOT… OVERCOOKED!!!!

    2. Me Carly! Ready for blind date?

  40. Avatar The Doomed Pixel

    “Dad, I think I’m allergic to bees!”

  41. 1. I said I wanted…NEW…SHOES!!!

    2. Its that time of the month…

    3. I said I wanna go home…NOW!!!

  42. 1. I…want….MIDOL!!!!!!!!

    2. Let’s go to bed. I need my beauty sleep.

    3. Geez..when they said couples start to look alike, they weren’t kidding!! Yeesh!!

  43. 1. Our children will be beautiful!
    2. If you think I look bad, you should see the other lady.
    3. I warned you I’d end up looking my mother some day!

  44. 1. Change You Got Change.

    2. Beer $1.50, Vodka Martini $5.00, the morning after priceless.

    3. I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy.

  45. “Whaddya mean no good night kiss?!”

  46. I am the love child of The Hulk and The Swamp Thing. Call me MUCK OAF!!!!

  47. “See, I told you I was a size eight.”

  48. “Ben, I am your mother. Come, join me to the dark side.”

  49. “OK, just this one time for you Benny. PUT IT ON THE RIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIITTTZZ!!”

  50. “Honey, I ate the kid”

  51. Does any body really know what time it is ??

    You don’t need to be sexy baby I just want your kiss

    No no never hread of the Toxic Avenger

  52. that should be heard not hread

  53. My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

  54. I’m not the guy from Robocop

  55. I feel weird. Do I look ok?

  56. 1) “and the winner of the ugliest dog competition is…”

  57. Mum what did I tell you about the affects of illegal plastic surgery

  58. Are there PEANUTS in this candy?

  59. 1. “You’re looking at my comb-over, aren’t you?”
    2. “This was the most expensive toupee I could afford!”
    3. “What? This is what all the hottest kids are wearing this year!”