I happily present to you your challenge for this week's Caption Contest. Come up with the best or funniest replacement dialog for this comic book panel and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason):
The rules as always are simple: Keep it relatively clean (i.e. fit for braodcast television); no more than three entries per person; and all entries must go in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!