Caption Contest 33: That's one magical weenie

I happily present to you your challenge for this week's Caption Contest. Come up with the best or funniest replacement dialog for this comic book panel and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason):


The rules as always are simple: Keep it relatively clean (i.e. fit for braodcast television); no more than three entries per person; and all entries must go in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!

54 Responses to Caption Contest 33: That's one magical weenie

  1. Avatar MLS says:

    Eureka! The food-levitation contact lenses work! Now I just need a costume and a good super hero name…

  2. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    I know I said I wanted my order to go but this is ridicules !

  3. Avatar Runt82 says:

    1) Too….Many….CALORIES!!!

  4. Avatar Runt82 says:

    EDIT: I guess I need to subtract a period.

    1) Too…Many…CALORIES!!!

  5. Avatar Runt82 says:

    2) No darling, I meant to say the hotdogs were rather “plump”.

  6. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    WOAH!?!.. I guess this means the date is over?

  7. Avatar Runt82 says:

    3) At least this will take my mind off the pole that’s stuck up my butt.

    (Sorry, with that face I HAD to go there, and I kept it as clean as I could.)

  8. Avatar DJ says:

    1. “So…many..WIENERS”


  9. Avatar DJ says:

    3.”With all these wieners they must think I am pamela anderson!”

  10. Avatar EnderX says:


  11. Avatar Rick says:

    I’m sorry darling… I meant to say you look fab! And when I said you will throw up I meant AFTER you eat it.

  12. Avatar Rick says:

    I said I like the same thing every day not everything the same day!

  13. Avatar Xstacy says:

    Ooh, are those peas?
    …I love peas…

  14. Avatar Ian says:

    1. I just don’t know about this zero-gee dining experience…

    2. Hey, were these fries cooked in transfat-free oil?

    3. I shoulda had a V-8!

  15. Avatar Meg says:

    1. Unidentified frying objects!

    2.I’m sorry, honey! I knew I should have asked before painting our wall orange.

    3. But sweetie! I thought coffee, buttered toast, pie, two hot dogs, french fries, and peas was your favorite breakfast! Oh yeah… It’s mine…

  16. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. Bobby, stop playing with your food!

    2. I’ll never eat at Chez San Andreas again!

    3. Honey, bring the camcorder!

  17. Avatar Yusuf Mumtaz says:

    1. I told you footlongs make me uncomfortable.

    2. The Telekinetic Waiters union is getting too powerful.

    3. Excused me, but I wanted the lemon chicken sausage, cream with my coffee, and brown bread, not white…

  18. Avatar TheNate says:

    And another thing, waitress, my knife is dirty!

  19. Avatar Jester says:

    1. French fries with GRITS?! Thats just WRONG!

    2. EGAD! It appears that the bite from that radioactive waitress… has given me the ability to mentally manipulate BREAKFAST FOODS!!!

  20. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    AAHH what I mean is no that dress does not make you butt look big

    Cry hovak and let slip the pie of war

    okay okay I’ll have the Big Slam

  21. Avatar Cory says:

    1. With my new Telekinetic powers, I’ll never get nagged at by my wife about not doing the dishes again!
    3. Honey, the food is floating again!

  22. Avatar Level says:

    1. Mmmm, French Fries.
    2. Wow, my telescopic vision is working great.

  23. Avatar Whit says:

    1) This isn’t what I meant when I ordered a float!
    2) This isn’t what I meant by “lunch on the fly”!
    3) You weren’t kidding when you called this the Spaceship Special!

  24. Avatar Jasper says:

    1.(in thought bubble) “What dasterdly fiend could have found out the bronze age green latern had no powers over diner food!”

  25. Avatar Jasper says:

    (add a n to lantern) Damn work keyboards….

  26. Avatar The Grizz says:

    Whoa, I shouldn’t have had that special brownie for dessert.

  27. Avatar Loki says:

    1.Great flying hot dogs Bat-man!

    2.Fear my “Anti-Gravty YELL”!

  28. Avatar ninjast4r says:

    “Sweet Merciful Syrup! I have mere seconds to dodge this delicious and wholesome breakfast thrown by my nemesis, Snooty Waiter Man!”

  29. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    1) This is the second weirdest breakfast buffet I’ve ever seen.

    2) What!? All I said was, “We’re thinking of closing the employees cafeteria!”

  30. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Oh my God! It’s the blackberry jam incident all over again . . . only worse!

  31. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    I’m always up for a game of “Hungry Hungry Humans”!

  32. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    Zero Gravity FRIES? COME ON!

  33. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    My word…There’s a picture of Jesus in my fries!

  34. Avatar tris.xmen says:

    woah zero grav. now how will i eat!!!

  35. Avatar tris.xmen says:

    ahhh attack of the food!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Avatar The Icedaemon says:

    So evil… And yet it looks so delicious.
    (the same one, continued) Mmm, delicious evil.

  37. Avatar Rick says:

    Miss? MISS? watch out for that banana…


  38. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Woah, dude. The colors, the col–the food, the food.”

  39. Avatar Frankie says:

    “No! Keep them back! I said food fright.”

  40. Avatar Frankie says:

    “What? No buns?”

  41. Avatar Force32 says:

    Jesus man! I was going to eat that!

  42. Avatar Force32 says:

    I wanted scrambled!

  43. Avatar Force32 says:

    yeh! I ordered a salad!

  44. Will Will says:

    1. Well, I guess lunch is on me.
    2. Attacked by the nefarious Greasy Spoon!
    3. Oh no! My “dinerkinesis” manifests itself at the worst times!

  45. Avatar Zorbas The Awesome says:



    3.oooh WEINIES my favy

  46. Avatar Zorbas The Awesome says:

    (i messed up on my 2nd one)

    1. AAAAAAGH! JEDFRY KNIGHTS…..(continued in second hal of bubble)…..AND THEY’RE USING THE FOOD!!!

  47. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. It’s like an eclipse. I shouldn’t look directly at it, but yet…

    2. So to summarize, if we…. WOOP food in my face.

    3. Is the food really flying at my face, or is it hyperreality?

  48. Avatar DerKork says:

    1) “Look Ma, no hands!”
    2) “I just love my space SUIT! *rimshot*”
    3) “No more breakfasts here at Milliway’s!”

  49. Avatar dusdyin says:

    1) here comes the airplane, billy.

    2) Who cares about awesome lightsabers and mind control, now i dont have to eat with my hands!

    3) This might hurt!

  50. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    1: I need to take a course in this! I don’t even know what ‘enter’ means!

    2: Anarchy in the kitchen! Oh My God, Lyndon Larouche was RIGHT!

    3: Hi! I’m Bob Saget… uo-oh…

  51. Avatar Patchez says:

    Welcome To T-K-Cooking, with Billy Black.
    *Continues* That wasn’t meant to happen…

    Just you wait for Dessert.

    Why are all my dates like this?

  52. Avatar Buck says:

    1.Hmmm, are those peas or corn?

    2. Do I still have to pay?

    3. I prefer to wear my meal.

  53. Avatar TracerUSAF says:

    1. Don Cheadle?! As WAR MACHINE!! C’MON!!

    2. But Jack Nicholson was a better Joker!

    3. FORGET IT!! There is no way i am putting nipples on my Captain America suit!!

  54. Avatar Katie says:

    1. Oh, no, not again…
    2. So… I’ll see you next Wednesday?
    3. Honey? You know those mushrooms we had for dinner? Where’d you get them from?