Caption Contest 27: Crack is WHAKT, baby!

The Mighty God King is deciding now on the winner of Caption Contest 26, but while we tremble in fear awaiting his selection we can go ahead with Caption Contest 27. In keeping with Rob Liefeld Week, I challenge you to come up with the funniest possible dialog to put in the balloon of the following Rob Liefeld Panel:

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You can tell it's a Rob Liefeld Panel because a) there are no feet present, b) everyone's mouth is at an anatomically impossible angle and c) there's no background. What will differentiate it this time around, however, is that you are going to make it at least have funny dialog. As always, here are the Three Laws of Funny Captioning:

  1. A maximum of three submissions per person.
  2. Entries should be made in the comments to this post.
  3. Keep it clean, appropriate for a prime-time network sitcom broadcast only, you know, funny.

The winner will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever they like (within reason), so get that Funny Cap on and get busy!

30 Responses to Caption Contest 27: Crack is WHAKT, baby!

  1. Avatar DJ says:

    1.”BEWARE THE NEEPLE LAZOR!”

  2. Avatar Bael says:

    1. Quit whining! I haven’t even hit you yet!

    2. Tag! You’re it!

    3. Teach YOU to wear a nipple ring to a gun fight.

  3. Avatar DJ says:

    2. Does this remind any of you of Superbowl XXXVIII?

    3. “BEHOLD HIS TRUE IDENTITY! JANET JACKSON!

  4. Avatar Ian says:

    1. I have muscles where no REAL man has muscles!

    2. Anatomy, bub … can you draw it?

    3. I said I wanted a DIET Pepsi! DIET!

  5. Avatar Patrick says:

    … and that’s for “Youngblood!”

  6. Avatar Rick says:

    With forearms this big… who needs claws?

  7. Avatar Rick says:

    Heh… bitch slapped Summers’s kid!

  8. Avatar Rick says:

    Have you seen how he draws our feet???

  9. Avatar Coyote says:

    1 i am not the god damned bat man

    2 OK now that was the message for your dad and for your mom…

    3 hey bub its not that bad i showered last yr

  10. Avatar Moonshade says:

    (Think I’m dating myself here) D’oh! You coulda had a V-8!

  11. Avatar patof292 says:

    And that’s for leaving me alone in the prom night bitch ¡¡¡

  12. Will Will says:

    1. Hey there, bright eyes!
    2. Consider yourself “whakt!”
    3. Is that a life preserver?

  13. Avatar Chief Sheepy says:

    C’mon, bub. These flying sea urchins are no match fer the two of us!

  14. Avatar John D says:

    1. “Surprise! It’s National Poke-a-hontus Week! POKE!”

    2. “That’s for having a chest larger than Halle Berry!”

    3.”WHAKT? It’s supposed to be SNIKT! Fire the letterer!!”

  15. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Quit yer silent whining. It’ll all be over soon.”

  16. Avatar Frankie says:

    “In the near future, I will kill your son. In the near future after that, we’ll be old chums again. ‘Nuff said.”

  17. Avatar Loki says:

    DO NOT. MAKE FUN. OF THE HEAD WINGS!

  18. Avatar Loki says:

    Coulda had a V-8 bub!

  19. Avatar Salieri says:

    YOUR. PARENTS. ARE. DEAAAAAAAAD!

  20. Avatar EnderX says:

    Welcome to Canada!

  21. Avatar Xstacy says:

    This is a percussive intervention, steroid-boy!

  22. Avatar Frankie says:

    “WHAKT did you say about my momma?”

  23. Avatar Joe says:

    To get another Back To The Future line out of the way:

    1. McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!

    2. Grab MY ass, will ya?

    3. I’m popular!

  24. Avatar failboat_x says:

    I specifically told you to NEVER make fun of the Power Rangers!

  25. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. It’s pronounced chow-da!!!

    2. There. I have popped your pimple for you

    3. Mama said knock you out.

  26. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    1. They said to turn your mobile OFF!

    2. Just cause I’m dressed like like this doesn’t mean I’m gay OR interested.

    3. NURPLE!

  27. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. Exactly which part of you did I just hit?
    2. Stop projecting mental needles!
    3. Are you wearing a matress?

  28. Avatar Salieri says:

    Sound Effects! Your Only Weakness! You’re All, Like, “How Did You KNOW?”, Right?

  29. Avatar Dude says:

    Shut up Simon!! I’m going to be bigger than american idol ever was!!!

  30. Avatar failboat_x says:

    2.)

    HULK SMASH!! Oh, wait…