Caption Contest 27: Crack is WHAKT, baby!
The Mighty God King is deciding now on the winner of Caption Contest 26, but while we tremble in fear awaiting his selection we can go ahead with Caption Contest 27. In keeping with Rob Liefeld Week, I challenge you to come up with the funniest possible dialog to put in the balloon of the following Rob Liefeld Panel:
You can tell it’s a Rob Liefeld Panel because a) there are no feet present, b) everyone’s mouth is at an anatomically impossible angle and c) there’s no background. What will differentiate it this time around, however, is that you are going to make it at least have funny dialog. As always, here are the Three Laws of Funny Captioning:
- A maximum of three submissions per person.
- Entries should be made in the comments to this post.
- Keep it clean, appropriate for a prime-time network sitcom broadcast only, you know, funny.
The winner will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever they like (within reason), so get that Funny Cap on and get busy!
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
1.”BEWARE THE NEEPLE LAZOR!”
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
1. Quit whining! I haven’t even hit you yet!
2. Tag! You’re it!
3. Teach YOU to wear a nipple ring to a gun fight.
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 pm
2. Does this remind any of you of Superbowl XXXVIII?
3. “BEHOLD HIS TRUE IDENTITY! JANET JACKSON!
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
1. I have muscles where no REAL man has muscles!
2. Anatomy, bub … can you draw it?
3. I said I wanted a DIET Pepsi! DIET!
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
… and that’s for “Youngblood!”
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
With forearms this big… who needs claws?
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Heh… bitch slapped Summers’s kid!
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Have you seen how he draws our feet???
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:02 am
1 i am not the god damned bat man
2 OK now that was the message for your dad and for your mom…
3 hey bub its not that bad i showered last yr
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am
(Think I’m dating myself here) D’oh! You coulda had a V-8!
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
And that’s for leaving me alone in the prom night bitch ¡¡¡
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 am
1. Hey there, bright eyes!
2. Consider yourself “whakt!”
3. Is that a life preserver?
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:22 pm
C’mon, bub. These flying sea urchins are no match fer the two of us!
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
1. “Surprise! It’s National Poke-a-hontus Week! POKE!”
2. “That’s for having a chest larger than Halle Berry!”
3.”WHAKT? It’s supposed to be SNIKT! Fire the letterer!!”
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“Quit yer silent whining. It’ll all be over soon.”
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
“In the near future, I will kill your son. In the near future after that, we’ll be old chums again. ‘Nuff said.”
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
DO NOT. MAKE FUN. OF THE HEAD WINGS!
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Coulda had a V-8 bub!
September 4th, 2008 at 3:59 am
YOUR. PARENTS. ARE. DEAAAAAAAAD!
September 5th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Welcome to Canada!
September 6th, 2008 at 10:42 am
This is a percussive intervention, steroid-boy!
September 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“WHAKT did you say about my momma?”
September 6th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
To get another Back To The Future line out of the way:
1. McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here!
2. Grab MY ass, will ya?
3. I’m popular!
September 7th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I specifically told you to NEVER make fun of the Power Rangers!
September 7th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
1. It’s pronounced chow-da!!!
2. There. I have popped your pimple for you
3. Mama said knock you out.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:50 am
1. They said to turn your mobile OFF!
2. Just cause I’m dressed like like this doesn’t mean I’m gay OR interested.
3. NURPLE!
September 8th, 2008 at 1:21 am
1. Exactly which part of you did I just hit?
2. Stop projecting mental needles!
3. Are you wearing a matress?
September 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Sound Effects! Your Only Weakness! You’re All, Like, “How Did You KNOW?”, Right?
September 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Shut up Simon!! I’m going to be bigger than american idol ever was!!!
September 9th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
2.)
HULK SMASH!! Oh, wait…
September 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
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