Caption Contest 26: Something's fishy

I'm delighted to announce that this week's Caption Contest is celebrity guest-judged by The Mighty God-King! He's graciously taken a few moments from planning his takeover of the Legion of Super-Heroes to come up with the blank panel for this week, and will decide on the winner. Come up with the funniest replacement dialog for the balloon and you'll win a free custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason). And if that means Rex the Wonder-Dog with a Legion flight ring, then so be it!

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The rules are simple:

  1. No more than three entries per person.
  2. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
  3. Keep it clean, the kind of thing that would be appropriate for a prime-time broadcast tv show. Only funnier. MUCH funnier.

And if you get the chance, head over to MGK's site, which unlike this one features actual thoughtful commentary on a wide range of issues besides just people in spandex hitting each other. Apparently there are more than four colors in the world, who knew?!

41 Responses to Caption Contest 26: Something's fishy

  1. 1. This’d be much easier if I didn’t have to eat Kosher.

    2. Last time I go to a “Bargain” Sushi Bar

    3. Wait!! i’m not part of the seafood platter!

  2. (this may be to racy or wrong if so just delete)

    1.Smells like the locker room at Curves!

    (once again sorry if it is. I couldnt resist.)

  3. That mouse is gonna pay. He’s gonna pay big.

  4. This isn’t the orgy I had in mind.

    (sorry if it’s not “TV suitable”)

  5. “Ach!! My blasted nephew and his singing fish collection…”

  6. 1) What I think it actually says:

    “They’re called Catfish, not DuckFish!”

    2) “This is not what I expected when he said I’d be ‘Swimming With The Fishes'”

    3) Riffing off John D’s 3rd entry:

    “Since when is Duck part of the Seafood Platter?”

  7. “Very Well…These Could Adequately Be Described As “Super-Abilities”…Now I Must Decide Whether To Use Them For The Forces Of Good Or Evil.”

    “I Must Decide What Bush Would Do, And Then Do Opposite.”

    “At Times Like This, All I Can Think Of Is That Sexually Inappropriate Joke Mickey Couldn’t Stop Telling During Coffee Breaks. And Gumballs. GOD, I Love Gumballs.”

  8. 2.”I will beat that blasted Kobayashi this year!”

  9. “And here I thought blowing up a barrel of fish would be easier than shooting them.”

  10. “This si the last time I take a Disney Cruise with Goofy as the tour agent.”

  11. “One of these fish is leaking.”

  12. “What treachery is this? I was promised berries and cream. BERRIES AND CREAM!”

    “Hah! Study the classics, fool! Your ‘Weakened Bladder’ gambit is no match for my classic ‘Rain of Catfish’ defense!”

    “I demand respect! These, sirrah, should be trout – I am aware of all internet traditions!”

  13. 1) Ach, when I said I liked fins, I meant $5 bills!

  14. 1: “This isn’t the kind of mustache ride I wanted.”
    2: “Soon, my pretties. Soon we’ll take revenge over the Duckburg Harbor incident!”
    3: “Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.”

  15. “I cast Summon Bigger Fish!”

  16. I heard the Japanese currency was going up, but I had no idea it could expire.

    They say I’m eccentric, but I’m rich, rich, RICH!!!

    From now on, they’ll call me Scrooge-san. I demand it, what with my wealth of local currency.

  17. “… And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!”

  18. 1. “There’s a fetish for everyone.”

    2. “This is why I don’t wear pants…”

    3. “Don’t forget, fellas, every hole is in play!”

    (I’ve definitely heard more suggestive than this on “Family Guy.”)

  19. HalLoweEn JacK

    1. This is absurd! I swear, If Godot doesn’t get here soon, I’ll explode!

    2. Oh great, another Christmas party ends in a create of fish. I think I’m going to have to buy YouTube to keep this one quiet.

    3. No, Mr. Aramani, I don’t care for modern fashions, now give me back my suit!

  20. “This is the last time we let Paul Thomas Anderson be a guest director on Ducktales”

  21. This is the last time I go drinking with Marilyn Manson!

    This is not my beautiful vault, these are not my beautiful coins!

    If MGK were writing the Legion of Super Heroes, I’d never have a chance to be Catfish Lad!

  22. 1. You thought Scottish food was bad? The things I do to get back my number one dime.

    2. … so the flea says, I was back in Omar Sharif’s mustache! What, you guys should appreciate a whisker joke.

    3. I thought you meant ‘swimming in catfish’ as a euphemism.

  23. “The only way I can survive this is praying for…REX THE WONDER DOG”

  24. 1. KHAAAAAAAAAN!!
    (I know I’ve entered that in the past, but it’s just so fitting…)

    2. I’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling nephews and your stupid whatever-the-heck Goofy is!

    3. Of course you realize … this means WAR.

  25. 3.”They way I see it I have two options. Devour this fish and then beat you up. Or dig my way out and then use one of the fist to beat you up. Which ever way you have 5 second…quack”

    (kinda long I know)

  26. 3(corrected) “The way I see it…I have two options. Devour this fish and then beat you up or dig my way out and use one of the fish to beat you up. Which ever way I choose you have 5 seconds…quack”

  27. 1) “I must say, John McCain’s Catfish N’ Torture Inn loses points for both presentation and service. I think I might actually complain to the management in eight years.”

    2) ” . . . don’t you snotty little brats DARE judge me! Golden coins weren’t doing it for me anymore, okay? I- I NEED THIS.”

    3) “I woke up naked, covered in catfish and narrating aloud in a wooden box. It wasn’t the first time this had happened and it sure as hell wouldn’t be the last.”

  28. “I don’t ask for much. A few bread crumbs… keep the grass trimmed… and keep the WATER in the POND. Not much at all…”

  29. Chief Sheepy

    I think it’s high time I had a discussion with Fenton about the definition of “net gains.”

  30. “Darn that Gyros Gearloose!! I thought his latest invention was fishy but this is just rediclious!”

  31. Waiter! I ordered the HALIBUT!

  32. 1) Once I have absorbed enough of this fish DNA the seas will be mine!

    2) Water off a duck’s back? Sure. But the fish still hurt.

    3) There has got to be an easier way to get anti-aging fish oils.

  33. lance lunchmeat

    1. Damn you, A L’orange! Your French fish may soil my clothing , but they will never soil my DIGNITY.

    2. Do YOU have a better way of searching for sunken treasure? These fish will literally work for breadcrumbs!

    3. I get that you wanted to stop me with fish, there’s no denying that. Can you at least get them to stop singing?

  34. Evil Midnight Lurker

    1. That’s it! I shall become… a FISH!

    2. Damnitall, I’m so enturbulated that my body thetans have taken on physical form! …Tasty though.

    (I just had to toss that one in, in memory of the IA days of yore.)

    3. I’m gonna leave this world the way I came in: naked, screaming, and covered in fish.

  35. If only if I wasn’t a Jew….

  36. “No, my water didn’t break. That’s from the fish, you idiot.”

  37. Zorbas The Awesome

    my 1st post was meant to refer to when mickey was once called “steamboat-willie” and he was a sailor.

    (1)Mickey you butt hole,i cant believe i let him talk me back onto his steamboat!

    (2) -UUUUGH- this is the last time i get talked into drinking my feather grease to replace whiskey.

    (3) SAY ‘ELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!!!……..DAMMIT!!!!!!!

  38. Seriously Jesus? You couldn’t of aimed the fish somewhere else?

  39. How could you confuse me with Moby Dick? I’m not even a whale. This is racial profiling, I’m suing.

  40. I think I prefer getting slimed. This just isn’t as fun

  41. God Of PLague

    1. Dire in the Hold!

    2. Saving money on airfare… Priceless

    3. One more cruise like this and I’m gonna be Screwed McDuck.