Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama
It’s time once again for you to put on the Funny Cap and come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below. If your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason, I ain’t redoing the Sistene Chapel Ceiling with super-heroes!) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert! Here’s this week’s challenge:
As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).
Good luck everyone!
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
1) I love what you do for me…TOYOTA!
(I feel old)
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
1) Sorry, boys. This kissing booth is closed.
2) Hung jury? No, I prefer mine battered.
3) And that’s what you get for wearing white socks with dark slacks!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Mama Spank!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
1.Please, can somebody shut off the fan now?!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
1. I knew eating radioactive broccoli was bad for my health!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I am woman! Hear me ‘SMECK’!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:31 pm
2. Smeck? What a dreadful name!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
3. Why so serious? Just hang out for a bit!
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
2. (singing) “I’m a mean green mother from outer space and I am BAD!!!”
(kudo to the guy who catches the reference)
July 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
1. I am not green with envy!
2. This full body skin mask will catch on, jerks!
3. No I will not make you fantasies of green alien women come true!
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm
“It’s raining men!”
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Its demi-plié, jump, demi-plié! Not jump jump jump!
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 pm
1. Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate ….. She can stay my home ……..I KISS YOU!!!!!!!
2. “Bad dates.”
3. I SAID, bring me the Jolly Green Giant. Momma’s got a hankerin’ for some SALAD!
Ian
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:40 pm
@Collex: Little Shop of Horrors?
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
1.”I love to stay at Y M C A”
2.”You are nothing but tiny smecks to me fools!”
3.”GIVE ME A Y!”
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:49 pm
correct on my number one. “I love to stay at the Y M C A”
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Places,places, I SAID GET TO YOUR PLACES!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Smecking counts as sexual harrasment
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
(singing) It’s raining meeeeen, HALLELUYAH!
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:52 pm
My OnomontoPOWia is not weak!
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
For God’s sake, Someone turn the gravity back on!
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
@ Ian: Yep. That’s right.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
(singing) hallelujah, it’s raining men!
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Can you believe I got these babies at wholesale!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I smell smecks and candy…
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:04 am
1. Whoever can hover for the longest amount of time can
have me!
2. I really need to go to the ladies room!
3. Now fly!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 am
1. Quiet, I already Smuck!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:35 am
And if elected, I promise to kick butt!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:40 am
2) You know what “smeck” means on Orion, don’t you?
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:21 am
1) TADA!!! and now for my next trick…
2) “more than a woman, more than a woman for me”
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:50 am
1: See! I told you I could make you fly!!!!
2: Well I was wondering. WHERE THE HECK IS THE TACOS!
3: I’m not even going to ask……
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:03 am
1. For the last time, male Griinuns just LOOK like human females!
2. Alright, so I didn’t shower this morning! No need to rub it in!
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
2) (as Agent Paul Smecker from Boondock Saints): “For a few seconds this place was Armageddon. It was a FIREFIGHT!”
July 23rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
YES HUMANS! FEEL THE POWER OF THE SMECK!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Limbo Limbo time
Simon says,create chaos
now what
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
1. Smecks! Cheap smecks! Get ‘em while they’re airborne!
2. Victory, thy name is Smeck!
3. I wanted CORN yellow! This is practically mustard!
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
3) Guys, unless your last name is Kirk and you fly in a spaceship, STOP trying to seduce me.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
1) What do you mean, this is an audition for the BLUE MAN Group?
2) And after my juggling act, I will ride a unicycle!
3) Okay, it’s green. You can move again.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
“Oh, i’m sorry. I guess I’m not Sure after all.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:46 pm
“No, wait. Let me redo that. I had meant to SMACK you all up.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
“Boys, boys, boys. This is a courthouse, not a gymnasium.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
NEVER FORGET MY PAMPRIN!!!
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
GET BACK! I’m saving myself for Chuck Norris
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
1.Get out of my way!! Its that time of the month again!!
2.How dare you stare at my perfect breast!!
3.When i ask you if my butt looks big you idiots are suppose to say no!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No more green bean commercials! Don’t make me tell you again!
July 23rd, 2008 at 9:20 pm
1. Fly, my pretties, fly!
2. You men have no fashion sense!
3. Mamma Mia was great! Don’t make fun of it!
July 24th, 2008 at 5:39 am
1. My ballet isn’t THAT bad, is it?
2. Smeck, smack, smuck!
3. Well, boys, there aren’t enough smecks for all of you, so some of you will have to share.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
1. Strong enough for a man.. P.h. balanced for a She-Hulk!
2. I like you guys, but not in that way.
3. I’ve told you MIB guys already.. I’m a mutant not an alien!
July 24th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
1: Everyone out! I’m gonna hurl!
2. You may have gotten Blade with tax evasion, but you won’t get me!
3. Will someone turn that giant FAN off? I’ve lost four dates already!
July 25th, 2008 at 1:19 am
2. Being green is way easier than you’ve heard.
July 25th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I’ve become green with penis envy.
July 25th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
STOP DOING THAT!!! I’m starting to feel dizzy. And you won’t like me when I’m dizzy.
July 26th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
3. Bringing the pain “from the valley of the Jolly Green Giant”
July 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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July 27th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
1. “THIS is what I shaved my legs for?!”
2. “I am VERY feminine!”
3. “Just wait until I grow out of my blouse!”
July 27th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
“…And for God’s sake, put some socks on! Deck shoes with no socks is so 1980s Don Johnson!”
July 27th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
“Anyone that wants to work at my law firm BETTER pass the BAR exam!”
July 27th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
1. OPRAH MAD!!!
2. You just got served
3. This is super-speed dating. Keep up
July 28th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Guys always need to fight *sigh*
July 28th, 2008 at 7:21 am
“Bring me that girl and her dog. Take special care of those ruby slippers - I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!”
July 28th, 2008 at 11:49 am
1)”And thats how you do the intergalactic telekinesis tango!”
2)”These guys will be flying right back when I rip through my shirt like the Hulk”
July 28th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Well they said i knock guys off their feet…
July 28th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I really need that new deodorant
August 6th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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