Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama

It’s time once again for you to put on the Funny Cap and come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below. If your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason, I ain't redoing the Sistene Chapel Ceiling with super-heroes!) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert! Here’s this week’s challenge:

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As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

64 Responses to Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama

  1. Avatar Runt82 says:

    1) I love what you do for me…TOYOTA!

    (I feel old)

  2. Avatar Syzyx says:

    1) Sorry, boys. This kissing booth is closed.

    2) Hung jury? No, I prefer mine battered.

    3) And that’s what you get for wearing white socks with dark slacks!

  3. Avatar Rick says:

    Mama Spank!

  4. Avatar collex says:

    1.Please, can somebody shut off the fan now?!!!

  5. Avatar Katana12 says:

    1. I knew eating radioactive broccoli was bad for my health!

  6. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    I am woman! Hear me ‘SMECK’!

  7. Avatar Katana12 says:

    2. Smeck? What a dreadful name!

  8. Avatar Katana12 says:

    3. Why so serious? Just hang out for a bit!

  9. Avatar collex says:

    2. (singing) “I’m a mean green mother from outer space and I am BAD!!!”

    (kudo to the guy who catches the reference)

  10. Avatar Darklight says:

    1. I am not green with envy!
    2. This full body skin mask will catch on, jerks!
    3. No I will not make you fantasies of green alien women come true!

  11. Avatar jeff m says:

    “It’s raining men!”

  12. Avatar Sam B says:

    Its demi-plié, jump, demi-plié! Not jump jump jump!

  13. Avatar Ian says:

    1. Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate ….. She can stay my home ……..I KISS YOU!!!!!!!

    2. “Bad dates.”

    3. I SAID, bring me the Jolly Green Giant. Momma’s got a hankerin’ for some SALAD!

    Ian

  14. Avatar Ian says:

    @Collex: Little Shop of Horrors?

  15. Avatar DJ says:

    1.”I love to stay at Y M C A”

    2.”You are nothing but tiny smecks to me fools!”

    3.”GIVE ME A Y!”

  16. Avatar DJ says:

    correct on my number one. “I love to stay at the Y M C A”

  17. Avatar JonnyDemon says:

    Places,places, I SAID GET TO YOUR PLACES!!!

  18. Avatar Hades says:

    Smecking counts as sexual harrasment

  19. Avatar Taskmaster says:

    (singing) It’s raining meeeeen, HALLELUYAH!

  20. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    My OnomontoPOWia is not weak!

  21. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    For God’s sake, Someone turn the gravity back on!

  22. Avatar collex says:

    @ Ian: Yep. That’s right.

  23. Avatar Sly_Guy says:

    (singing) hallelujah, it’s raining men!

  24. Avatar Denise Adams says:

    Can you believe I got these babies at wholesale!

  25. Avatar Xstacy says:

    I smell smecks and candy…

  26. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. Whoever can hover for the longest amount of time can
    have me!
    2. I really need to go to the ladies room!
    3. Now fly!

  27. Avatar Joe says:

    1. Quiet, I already Smuck!

  28. Avatar Whit says:

    And if elected, I promise to kick butt!

  29. Avatar Whit says:

    2) You know what “smeck” means on Orion, don’t you?

  30. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    1) TADA!!! and now for my next trick…
    2) “more than a woman, more than a woman for me”

  31. Avatar Free2Ryhme says:

    1: See! I told you I could make you fly!!!!
    2: Well I was wondering. WHERE THE HECK IS THE TACOS!
    3: I’m not even going to ask……

  32. Avatar JudasFm says:

    1. For the last time, male Griinuns just LOOK like human females!

    2. Alright, so I didn’t shower this morning! No need to rub it in!

  33. Avatar Runt82 says:

    2) (as Agent Paul Smecker from Boondock Saints): “For a few seconds this place was Armageddon. It was a FIREFIGHT!”

  34. Avatar Loki says:

    YES HUMANS! FEEL THE POWER OF THE SMECK!

  35. Avatar Nitro says:

    Limbo Limbo time

    Simon says,create chaos

    now what

  36. Avatar Jester says:

    1. Smecks! Cheap smecks! Get ’em while they’re airborne!

    2. Victory, thy name is Smeck!

    3. I wanted CORN yellow! This is practically mustard!

  37. Avatar Runt82 says:

    3) Guys, unless your last name is Kirk and you fly in a spaceship, STOP trying to seduce me.

  38. Avatar Maxx says:

    1) What do you mean, this is an audition for the BLUE MAN Group?
    2) And after my juggling act, I will ride a unicycle!
    3) Okay, it’s green. You can move again.

  39. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Oh, i’m sorry. I guess I’m not Sure after all.”

  40. Avatar Frankie says:

    “No, wait. Let me redo that. I had meant to SMACK you all up.”

  41. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Boys, boys, boys. This is a courthouse, not a gymnasium.”

  42. Avatar Bixlord says:

    NEVER FORGET MY PAMPRIN!!!

  43. Avatar Bixlord says:

    GET BACK! I’m saving myself for Chuck Norris

  44. Avatar J.D.B. says:

    1.Get out of my way!! Its that time of the month again!!

    2.How dare you stare at my perfect breast!!

    3.When i ask you if my butt looks big you idiots are suppose to say no!

  45. Avatar EnderX says:

    No more green bean commercials! Don’t make me tell you again!

  46. Avatar awesomeman says:

    1. Fly, my pretties, fly!
    2. You men have no fashion sense!
    3. Mamma Mia was great! Don’t make fun of it!

  47. Avatar Al says:

    1. My ballet isn’t THAT bad, is it?

    2. Smeck, smack, smuck!

    3. Well, boys, there aren’t enough smecks for all of you, so some of you will have to share.

  48. Avatar Socrates says:

    1. Strong enough for a man.. P.h. balanced for a She-Hulk!
    2. I like you guys, but not in that way.
    3. I’ve told you MIB guys already.. I’m a mutant not an alien!

  49. Avatar rpgdrg7 says:

    1: Everyone out! I’m gonna hurl!
    2. You may have gotten Blade with tax evasion, but you won’t get me!
    3. Will someone turn that giant FAN off? I’ve lost four dates already!

  50. Avatar Joe says:

    2. Being green is way easier than you’ve heard.

  51. Avatar Bixlord says:

    I’ve become green with penis envy.

  52. Avatar collex says:

    STOP DOING THAT!!! I’m starting to feel dizzy. And you won’t like me when I’m dizzy.

  53. Avatar Joe says:

    3. Bringing the pain “from the valley of the Jolly Green Giant”

  54. Avatar Rensje says:

    1. “THIS is what I shaved my legs for?!”

    2. “I am VERY feminine!”

    3. “Just wait until I grow out of my blouse!”

  55. Avatar The Imp says:

    “…And for God’s sake, put some socks on! Deck shoes with no socks is so 1980s Don Johnson!”

  56. Avatar The Imp says:

    “Anyone that wants to work at my law firm BETTER pass the BAR exam!”

  57. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. OPRAH MAD!!!

    2. You just got served

    3. This is super-speed dating. Keep up

  58. Avatar Crinold says:

    Guys always need to fight *sigh*

  59. Avatar MLS says:

    “Bring me that girl and her dog. Take special care of those ruby slippers – I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!”

  60. Avatar Brian says:

    1)”And thats how you do the intergalactic telekinesis tango!”

    2)”These guys will be flying right back when I rip through my shirt like the Hulk”

  61. Avatar ADRIAN!! says:

    Well they said i knock guys off their feet…

  62. I really need that new deodorant

  63. Avatar Jamie Mellor says:

    I got the x factor

  64. Avatar Migs says:

    1. Do I stink THAT bad?

    2. Come on, guys, let’s dance!!

    3. Smeck?! What’s that???