Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama

It’s time once again for you to put on the Funny Cap and come up with the best caption for the comic book panel below. If your entry is selected, you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason, I ain't redoing the Sistene Chapel Ceiling with super-heroes!) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert! Here’s this week’s challenge:


As always, the rules are simple: Only three entries per person, put your dialog in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean (as in, appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom).

Good luck everyone!

64 Responses to Caption Contest 21: Big Green Mama

  1. 1) I love what you do for me…TOYOTA!

    (I feel old)

  2. 1) Sorry, boys. This kissing booth is closed.

    2) Hung jury? No, I prefer mine battered.

    3) And that’s what you get for wearing white socks with dark slacks!

  3. Mama Spank!

  4. 1.Please, can somebody shut off the fan now?!!!

  5. 1. I knew eating radioactive broccoli was bad for my health!

  6. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK

    I am woman! Hear me ‘SMECK’!

  7. 2. Smeck? What a dreadful name!

  8. 3. Why so serious? Just hang out for a bit!

  9. 2. (singing) “I’m a mean green mother from outer space and I am BAD!!!”

    (kudo to the guy who catches the reference)

  10. 1. I am not green with envy!
    2. This full body skin mask will catch on, jerks!
    3. No I will not make you fantasies of green alien women come true!

  11. “It’s raining men!”

  12. Its demi-plié, jump, demi-plié! Not jump jump jump!

  13. 1. Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate ….. She can stay my home ……..I KISS YOU!!!!!!!

    2. “Bad dates.”

    3. I SAID, bring me the Jolly Green Giant. Momma’s got a hankerin’ for some SALAD!


  14. @Collex: Little Shop of Horrors?

  15. 1.”I love to stay at Y M C A”

    2.”You are nothing but tiny smecks to me fools!”

    3.”GIVE ME A Y!”

  16. correct on my number one. “I love to stay at the Y M C A”

  17. Places,places, I SAID GET TO YOUR PLACES!!!

  18. Smecking counts as sexual harrasment

  19. (singing) It’s raining meeeeen, HALLELUYAH!

  20. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK

    My OnomontoPOWia is not weak!

  21. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK

    For God’s sake, Someone turn the gravity back on!

  22. @ Ian: Yep. That’s right.

  23. (singing) hallelujah, it’s raining men!

  24. Avatar Denise Adams

    Can you believe I got these babies at wholesale!

  25. I smell smecks and candy…

  26. 1. Whoever can hover for the longest amount of time can
    have me!
    2. I really need to go to the ladies room!
    3. Now fly!

  27. 1. Quiet, I already Smuck!

  28. And if elected, I promise to kick butt!

  29. 2) You know what “smeck” means on Orion, don’t you?

  30. Avatar HeroComplex

    1) TADA!!! and now for my next trick…
    2) “more than a woman, more than a woman for me”

  31. 1: See! I told you I could make you fly!!!!
    2: Well I was wondering. WHERE THE HECK IS THE TACOS!
    3: I’m not even going to ask……

  32. 1. For the last time, male Griinuns just LOOK like human females!

    2. Alright, so I didn’t shower this morning! No need to rub it in!

  33. 2) (as Agent Paul Smecker from Boondock Saints): “For a few seconds this place was Armageddon. It was a FIREFIGHT!”


  35. Limbo Limbo time

    Simon says,create chaos

    now what

  36. 1. Smecks! Cheap smecks! Get ’em while they’re airborne!

    2. Victory, thy name is Smeck!

    3. I wanted CORN yellow! This is practically mustard!

  37. 3) Guys, unless your last name is Kirk and you fly in a spaceship, STOP trying to seduce me.

  38. 1) What do you mean, this is an audition for the BLUE MAN Group?
    2) And after my juggling act, I will ride a unicycle!
    3) Okay, it’s green. You can move again.

  39. “Oh, i’m sorry. I guess I’m not Sure after all.”

  40. “No, wait. Let me redo that. I had meant to SMACK you all up.”

  41. “Boys, boys, boys. This is a courthouse, not a gymnasium.”


  43. GET BACK! I’m saving myself for Chuck Norris

  44. 1.Get out of my way!! Its that time of the month again!!

    2.How dare you stare at my perfect breast!!

    3.When i ask you if my butt looks big you idiots are suppose to say no!

  45. No more green bean commercials! Don’t make me tell you again!

  46. 1. Fly, my pretties, fly!
    2. You men have no fashion sense!
    3. Mamma Mia was great! Don’t make fun of it!

  47. 1. My ballet isn’t THAT bad, is it?

    2. Smeck, smack, smuck!

    3. Well, boys, there aren’t enough smecks for all of you, so some of you will have to share.

  48. 1. Strong enough for a man.. P.h. balanced for a She-Hulk!
    2. I like you guys, but not in that way.
    3. I’ve told you MIB guys already.. I’m a mutant not an alien!

  49. 1: Everyone out! I’m gonna hurl!
    2. You may have gotten Blade with tax evasion, but you won’t get me!
    3. Will someone turn that giant FAN off? I’ve lost four dates already!

  50. 2. Being green is way easier than you’ve heard.

  51. I’ve become green with penis envy.

  52. STOP DOING THAT!!! I’m starting to feel dizzy. And you won’t like me when I’m dizzy.

  53. 3. Bringing the pain “from the valley of the Jolly Green Giant”

  54. 1. “THIS is what I shaved my legs for?!”

    2. “I am VERY feminine!”

    3. “Just wait until I grow out of my blouse!”

  55. “…And for God’s sake, put some socks on! Deck shoes with no socks is so 1980s Don Johnson!”

  56. “Anyone that wants to work at my law firm BETTER pass the BAR exam!”

  57. Avatar Ballin' Boy

    1. OPRAH MAD!!!

    2. You just got served

    3. This is super-speed dating. Keep up

  58. Guys always need to fight *sigh*

  59. “Bring me that girl and her dog. Take special care of those ruby slippers – I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!”

  60. 1)”And thats how you do the intergalactic telekinesis tango!”

    2)”These guys will be flying right back when I rip through my shirt like the Hulk”

  61. Well they said i knock guys off their feet…

  62. I really need that new deodorant

  63. I got the x factor

  64. 1. Do I stink THAT bad?

    2. Come on, guys, let’s dance!!

    3. Smeck?! What’s that???