Caption Contest 17: BIPH!

I struggled mightily with this here image, which is pretty doggone funny in the original. Should I use it as an awesome Daily Random Panel? Or pontificate on the beautiful onomontoPOWia of "BIPH"? But then I thought, why not give everyone a chance to share in its awesomosity in the form of a caption contest! So here's your chance to win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason). Just come up with the funniest dialog to put in the balloon of this panel:


The rules are simple:

  1. Keep it relatively clean, appropriate for a prime time broadcast TV sitcom. I admit, that will be a challenge this week, but be strong.
  2. No more than 3 entries per person.
  3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

That's it! Good luck to everyone.

43 Responses to Caption Contest 17: BIPH!

  1. Avatar Rick says:

    “Eggs… why did it have to be eggs?”

  2. Avatar Rick says:

    Dude! Light a match!

  3. Avatar CHRIS says:


  4. Avatar Caleb says:

    Ok sir… Um. We are done with the physical now. *cough*

  5. Avatar Ian says:

    1. “Liar! You said it smelt of strawberries!”

    2. “Try and relax while I work it free.”

    3. “No more balloon animals for you! Ever!”

  6. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Oh fiddlesticks. My inflate-a-date has sprung a leak.”

  7. Avatar Mike L. says:

    1.*Cough* Well I guess that’s what happened to my enchiladas…

    2.Woo! You ate all of that cheese didn’t you?

    3.*Cough* It’s dusty back here *Cough*

  8. Avatar MaGnUs says:


  9. Avatar BillyisAKID says:

    Note to self… Never mix sleeping potion with milk, cheese and/or Jello pudding…

  10. Avatar Loki says:

    dran, I knew I shoud have got the gareent on my inflate-o-man. CRUSE YOU INFLATE-A CO!! CRUSE YOU!!

  11. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Man, you should take that act on the road!

  12. Avatar Rick says:

    “…..Check please.”

  13. Avatar Deadeas says:

    Red One to Base: The viral agent is loose!!!

  14. Avatar Socrates says:

    1. That’s the last time I take you to Taco Bell!

    2. Somebody’s going to need a change his depends.

    3. New jacket – two hundred dollars. Dinner and wine for two – three hundred fifty dollars. Ripping a fart in a five-star restuarant – priceless.

  15. Avatar Bixlord says:

    Well I think I’ve finally got the gerbil out Mr. Gere, but perhaps next time we won’t wait so long.

  16. Avatar Bixlord says:

    Evil Spock strikes again!!!

  17. Avatar Bixlord says:

    Rectum, damn near killed ’em.

  18. Avatar MLS says:

    Seriously Erwin, I… I don’t think that counts as a super power. *cough*

  19. Avatar jimmy says:

    1. Uh oh. He farted and he couldn’t stand the smell.
    2. Hey it’s Farting Man.
    3. How come your farts go “BIPH”?

  20. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    UGH!! my mouth was open

    “BIPH” !!?? is that the best you can do?

    What Kind of name is BIPH

  21. Avatar Caleb T says:

    awwww dude! Why couldn’t you have waited untill we got outside!? thats sick!

  22. Avatar Katana12 says:

    Look! It’s Biphy the she-slayer!

  23. Avatar Frankie says:

    “My, what is that fragerance your wearing Earth creature? It’s intoxicating.”

  24. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Yes, it’s true. I’ve been seeing Biph behind your back.”

  25. Avatar Patrick says:

    Oh thank God! He only biphed.

  26. Avatar Katana12 says:

    Wait…Where’s my baby?! Your not my wife!

  27. Avatar DJ says:

    I guess it was poisonous…oh well guess I need to find a new butler.

  28. Avatar Katana12 says:

    What’s wrong? Wilson! WILSON!!!

  29. Avatar Al says:

    1. I told him not to go for the hotdog/egg combo.

    2. So remember, kids…whoever wrote the “Beans, Beans” song should be shot. Many times.

    3.At least the writer had the decency to make it say “Biph” instead of “Poot.”

  30. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Jeez, George! I told you to relax and let it all out, but not THAT WAY!

  31. Avatar failboat_x says:

    I thought I warned you about the consequenses of over flatulating!

  32. Avatar Runt82 says:

    Remember kids, this is what happens when you hold in your farts. The sudden release of all that pressure will kill you.

  33. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    Dude… Please… See a doctor…

  34. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    oh yea, it’s ‘beef’ alright.

  35. Avatar HeroComplex says:

    Please, have a look here:

    there is an origin for almost every one, and im quite satesfide with most of them. it’s not about the contest, just wanted to know what you thing.

  36. Avatar John D says:

    Now with the right vibrational frequency, I can get home to my own dimension.

  37. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Your NOSE! I said breathe through your NOSE, Jerry!

  38. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    1) …Excuse me.

    2) …And the acid kicks in…

    3) Geez, it was dark in there…

  39. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. Come on man, more gas. Our smoke signal needs to reach pretty high in order for the next village to see it.

    2. The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
    but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might.

    3. No way, you’ve got to be kidding me? Any three wishes?

    Man I just wish we had 1 or 2 entries more

  40. Avatar Josh says:

    1: Warn me next time!!!!!!

    2: Don’t light a match in here for 3 hours!!!!

    3:When in doubt, break out the fart in a can!!!

  41. Avatar Marcus W says:

    Sir war veteran i am happy to say that your gasses is not caused by stomach problems…you just have a smoke grenade from 1943 in your rectum.

  42. Avatar Runt82 says:

    After 10,000 years I’m free! It’s time to conquer Earth!