Caption Contest 17: BIPH!

I struggled mightily with this here image, which is pretty doggone funny in the original. Should I use it as an awesome Daily Random Panel? Or pontificate on the beautiful onomontoPOWia of “BIPH”? But then I thought, why not give everyone a chance to share in its awesomosity in the form of a caption contest! So here’s your chance to win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason). Just come up with the funniest dialog to put in the balloon of this panel:

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The rules are simple:

  1. Keep it relatively clean, appropriate for a prime time broadcast TV sitcom. I admit, that will be a challenge this week, but be strong.
  2. No more than 3 entries per person.
  3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

That’s it! Good luck to everyone.

43 thoughts on “Caption Contest 17: BIPH!

  1. Rick says:

    “Eggs… why did it have to be eggs?”

  2. Rick says:

    Dude! Light a match!

  3. CHRIS says:

    DUDE, THATS THE LAST TIME I TAKE YOU OUT FOR TEQUILA AND MEXICAN FOOD!

  4. Caleb says:

    Ok sir… Um. We are done with the physical now. *cough*

  5. Ian says:

    1. “Liar! You said it smelt of strawberries!”

    2. “Try and relax while I work it free.”

    3. “No more balloon animals for you! Ever!”

  6. Frankie says:

    “Oh fiddlesticks. My inflate-a-date has sprung a leak.”

  7. Mike L. says:

    1.*Cough* Well I guess that’s what happened to my enchiladas…

    2.Woo! You ate all of that cheese didn’t you?

    3.*Cough* It’s dusty back here *Cough*

  8. MaGnUs says:

    “NO! THE SMELL!!! WHY MUST THE GODS PUNISH ME FOR WINNING THE EATING CONTEST!!!”

  9. BillyisAKID says:

    Note to self… Never mix sleeping potion with milk, cheese and/or Jello pudding…

  10. Loki says:

    dran, I knew I shoud have got the gareent on my inflate-o-man. CRUSE YOU INFLATE-A CO!! CRUSE YOU!!

  11. Danny Beaty says:

    Man, you should take that act on the road!

  12. Rick says:

    “…..Check please.”

  13. Deadeas says:

    Red One to Base: The viral agent is loose!!!

  14. Socrates says:

    1. That’s the last time I take you to Taco Bell!

    2. Somebody’s going to need a change his depends.

    3. New jacket – two hundred dollars. Dinner and wine for two – three hundred fifty dollars. Ripping a fart in a five-star restuarant – priceless.

  15. Bixlord says:

    Well I think I’ve finally got the gerbil out Mr. Gere, but perhaps next time we won’t wait so long.

  16. Bixlord says:

    Evil Spock strikes again!!!

  17. Bixlord says:

    Rectum, damn near killed ’em.

  18. MLS says:

    Seriously Erwin, I… I don’t think that counts as a super power. *cough*

  19. jimmy says:

    1. Uh oh. He farted and he couldn’t stand the smell.
    2. Hey it’s Farting Man.
    3. How come your farts go “BIPH”?

  20. Vengeance says:

    UGH!! my mouth was open

    “BIPH” !!?? is that the best you can do?

    What Kind of name is BIPH

  21. Caleb T says:

    awwww dude! Why couldn’t you have waited untill we got outside!? thats sick!

  22. Katana12 says:

    Look! It’s Biphy the she-slayer!

  23. Frankie says:

    “My, what is that fragerance your wearing Earth creature? It’s intoxicating.”

  24. Frankie says:

    “Yes, it’s true. I’ve been seeing Biph behind your back.”

  25. Patrick says:

    Oh thank God! He only biphed.

  26. Katana12 says:

    Wait…Where’s my baby?! Your not my wife!

  27. DJ says:

    I guess it was poisonous…oh well guess I need to find a new butler.

  28. Katana12 says:

    What’s wrong? Wilson! WILSON!!!

  29. Al says:

    1. I told him not to go for the hotdog/egg combo.

    2. So remember, kids…whoever wrote the “Beans, Beans” song should be shot. Many times.

    3.At least the writer had the decency to make it say “Biph” instead of “Poot.”

  30. Niall Mor says:

    Jeez, George! I told you to relax and let it all out, but not THAT WAY!

  31. failboat_x says:

    I thought I warned you about the consequenses of over flatulating!

  32. Runt82 says:

    Remember kids, this is what happens when you hold in your farts. The sudden release of all that pressure will kill you.

  33. HeroComplex says:

    Dude… Please… See a doctor…

  34. HeroComplex says:

    oh yea, it’s ‘beef’ alright.

  35. HeroComplex says:

    Please, have a look here: http://digaman.deviantart.com/gallery/#Heromachine

    there is an origin for almost every one, and im quite satesfide with most of them. it’s not about the contest, just wanted to know what you thing.

  36. HeroComplex says:

    *think* (sorry)

  37. John D says:

    Now with the right vibrational frequency, I can get home to my own dimension.

  38. Niall Mor says:

    Your NOSE! I said breathe through your NOSE, Jerry!

  39. The Doomed Pixel says:

    1) …Excuse me.

    2) …And the acid kicks in…

    3) Geez, it was dark in there…

  40. Ballin' Boy says:

    1. Come on man, more gas. Our smoke signal needs to reach pretty high in order for the next village to see it.

    2. The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
    but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might.

    3. No way, you’ve got to be kidding me? Any three wishes?

    Man I just wish we had 1 or 2 entries more

  41. Josh says:

    1: Warn me next time!!!!!!

    2: Don’t light a match in here for 3 hours!!!!

    3:When in doubt, break out the fart in a can!!!

  42. Marcus W says:

    Sir war veteran i am happy to say that your gasses is not caused by stomach problems…you just have a smoke grenade from 1943 in your rectum.

  43. Runt82 says:

    After 10,000 years I’m free! It’s time to conquer Earth!

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