Caption Contest 16: Holy flying vampire bats!

Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!


To recap, the rules are:

1. Keep it clean — submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
2. No more than three entries per person.
3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!

52 Responses to Caption Contest 16: Holy flying vampire bats!

  1. Avatar Ashton Thomas says:

    1) BEE!
    2) HEY! Why did you pinch me!
    3) Retractable claws! RETRACTABLE CLAWS!

  2. Vampires still need parachuuuuuuuutes!

  3. Avatar Rick says:


  4. Avatar Josh says:

    1.Belly Flop!!!
    2.I believe I can fly!
    3.Get in my Belly!!!

  5. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    I vote for Rick’s right here! 🙂

  6. Avatar Jeff M says:

    Feel the fury of Tae-Bo!

    It’s not a purse it’s a courier bag!

  7. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    These are great, guys, very impressive! Keep up the good work, let’s get more good ones in here!

  8. Avatar Rick says:

    Fool! You can’t hide your hair from me!!!

  9. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    Leggo my Eggo!

  10. Avatar Ashton Thomas says:

    Doomed Pixel wins….end of story.

  11. Avatar Cameron says:


    2. OMG! You can shoot red ships from your eyes?

    3. This is going to hurt!

  12. 1 – Mr. T, I’m Gonna Eat You!
    2 – I Love Bald Ones!
    3 – Sorry For That Daddy!

  13. Avatar Rick says:

    Mail Call!

  14. Avatar Moonshade says:

    I hope the airbags deploy!

  15. Avatar citizensteve says:

    Leeeroyyyyy Jennnkinsss!

  16. Avatar Frankie says:

    “What’s wit you mon, you fire a robot droid at a Jamaican vampire?”

  17. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Ugh! I can’t see! Wear a toupee! Wear a toupee!”

  18. Avatar Dale says:

    “See? I flossed, just like you told me to.”

  19. Avatar Tyler says:

    1.I should of never bet my wings!
    2.So this is what falling 1000 feet feels like.
    3.Batform activate!! Dang it didn’t work.

  20. Avatar Ant says:

    1-Rude Boy! I ain’t Predator, mon!
    2-FLAME ON!!! Wait a minute….

  21. Avatar Xstacy says:

    Fear my over-bite!

  22. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    I thought it was the door to the restroom!

  23. Avatar Jimmy says:

    1. Oh crap I for got my parachuuuuuuuuuuute.
    2. DADDY!
    3. I am immortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

  24. Avatar Kami says:

    1- BIG HUG!
    2- Bloody shatterproof glass
    3- Fear the frills of my bag of DOOM!

  25. Avatar John D says:

    1. “Jumanji!!!”
    2. “I said,’no extensions!'”
    3. “The purse was a gift from my mother!”

  26. Avatar Jester says:

    1. “RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!”

    2. “HUG ME, YOU FOOL!

    3. “na-nana nana-nananananananana… BATMAN!”

  27. Avatar DJ says:


  28. Avatar MLS says:

    1. Cannon Balllll!

  29. Avatar Rick says:

    MLS – you can never go wrong with a Kirk-ism…

  30. Avatar DAn says:

    Fathers for justice!

  31. Avatar Frankie says:

    “The Harlem Batman strikes again!”

  32. Avatar Nitro says:

    Body Slam
    Here i come….To hug you
    move over spider man

  33. Avatar Bixlord says:

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!!!

  34. Avatar Bixlord says:

    Why yes, these are bugle boys I’m wearing.

  35. Avatar Bixlord says:

    It’s called a satchel you bastard

  36. Avatar Patrick says:

    I feel pretty!

  37. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Tag! You’re it!

  38. Avatar Khymera says:

    And I thought it tickled down there on a roller coaster!

  39. Avatar Khymera says:

    (in the spirit of heromachine itself…)

    Panel: Rastafarian Pterodactyl Man Lives!

  40. Avatar the creator says:

    give me an A, give me an N………

  41. Avatar AJ says:

    Look Ma, No hands!
    Rasta-pire Attack!
    Look out below!

  42. Avatar Sean says:

    1) Hulk SMA… oh… wait…
    3) #$@!?*!!!

  43. Will Will says:

    It’s called a SATCHEL!!!

  44. Avatar Alexandre says:

    Stupid Moreau!!! You forgot the wings!!!

  45. Avatar Katana12 says:


  46. Firecracker Firecracker says:

    This is the last time I fly coach!!!!

  47. Avatar Sly_Guy says:

    I feel my hidious, grotesque face is a nice contrast to my bulging, rippling body, you jerk!

  48. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. Those aren’t spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers

    2. Hey! I wanna talk to you about becoming a Jehovah’s Witness.

    3. DOG PILE!!!!!!!!

  49. Avatar Debml says:


  50. Avatar Viledragon says:

    1. I believe I can fly!

    2. MY COOKIE!!!

    3. Mommy always loved ME best!

  51. Avatar Adelbert Morrow says:

    It’s too late They are aware of our position. *GET DOWN Now!!!*