Caption Contest 16: Holy flying vampire bats!

Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!

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To recap, the rules are:

1. Keep it clean — submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
2. No more than three entries per person.
3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!

52 thoughts on “Caption Contest 16: Holy flying vampire bats!

  1. Ashton Thomas says:

    1) BEE!
    2) HEY! Why did you pinch me!
    3) Retractable claws! RETRACTABLE CLAWS!

  2. Vampires still need parachuuuuuuuutes!

  3. Rick says:

    Daddy!

  4. Josh says:

    1.Belly Flop!!!
    2.I believe I can fly!
    3.Get in my Belly!!!

  5. Niall Mor says:

    I vote for Rick’s right here! :)

  6. Jeff M says:

    Feel the fury of Tae-Bo!

    It’s not a purse it’s a courier bag!

  7. Jeff Hebert says:

    These are great, guys, very impressive! Keep up the good work, let’s get more good ones in here!

  8. Rick says:

    Fool! You can’t hide your hair from me!!!

  9. The Doomed Pixel says:

    Leggo my Eggo!

  10. Ashton Thomas says:

    Doomed Pixel wins….end of story.

  11. Cameron says:

    1. HELP! MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!

    2. OMG! You can shoot red ships from your eyes?

    3. This is going to hurt!

  12. 1 – Mr. T, I’m Gonna Eat You!
    2 – I Love Bald Ones!
    3 – Sorry For That Daddy!

  13. Rick says:

    Mail Call!

  14. Moonshade says:

    I hope the airbags deploy!

  15. citizensteve says:

    Leeeroyyyyy Jennnkinsss!

  16. Frankie says:

    “What’s wit you mon, you fire a robot droid at a Jamaican vampire?”

  17. Frankie says:

    “Ugh! I can’t see! Wear a toupee! Wear a toupee!”

  18. Dale says:

    “See? I flossed, just like you told me to.”

  19. Tyler says:

    1.I should of never bet my wings!
    2.So this is what falling 1000 feet feels like.
    3.Batform activate!! Dang it didn’t work.

  20. Ant says:

    1-Rude Boy! I ain’t Predator, mon!
    2-FLAME ON!!! Wait a minute….
    3-WORST JIMMY SNUKA IMPRESSION…ever!

  21. Xstacy says:

    Fear my over-bite!

  22. Danny Beaty says:

    I thought it was the door to the restroom!

  23. Jimmy says:

    1. Oh crap I for got my parachuuuuuuuuuuute.
    2. DADDY!
    3. I am immortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

  24. Kami says:

    1- BIG HUG!
    2- Bloody shatterproof glass
    3- Fear the frills of my bag of DOOM!

  25. John D says:

    1. “Jumanji!!!”
    2. “I said,’no extensions!'”
    3. “The purse was a gift from my mother!”

  26. Jester says:

    1. “RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!”

    2. “HUG ME, YOU FOOL!

    3. “na-nana nana-nananananananana… BATMAN!”

  27. DJ says:

    I CALLED THE LAST DONUT!

  28. MLS says:

    1. Cannon Balllll!
    2. KAAAAAAHHHHHHN!
    3. SPOOOOOON!

  29. Rick says:

    MLS – you can never go wrong with a Kirk-ism…

  30. DAn says:

    Fathers for justice!

  31. Frankie says:

    “The Harlem Batman strikes again!”

  32. Nitro says:

    Body Slam
    Here i come….To hug you
    move over spider man

  33. Bixlord says:

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!!!

  34. Bixlord says:

    Why yes, these are bugle boys I’m wearing.

  35. Bixlord says:

    It’s called a satchel you bastard

  36. Patrick says:

    I feel pretty!

  37. Niall Mor says:

    Tag! You’re it!

  38. Khymera says:

    And I thought it tickled down there on a roller coaster!

  39. Khymera says:

    (in the spirit of heromachine itself…)

    Panel: Rastafarian Pterodactyl Man Lives!

  40. the creator says:

    give me an A, give me an N………

  41. AJ says:

    Look Ma, No hands!
    Rasta-pire Attack!
    Look out below!

  42. Sean says:

    1) Hulk SMA… oh… wait…
    2) COWABUNGA!
    3) #$@!?*!!!

  43. Will Will says:

    It’s called a SATCHEL!!!

  44. BiLLYisAkID says:

    JAZZ HANDS!!…

  45. Alexandre says:

    Stupid Moreau!!! You forgot the wings!!!

  46. Katana12 says:

    I SAID I WAS NEVER IN THRILLER!!!!

  47. Firecracker says:

    This is the last time I fly coach!!!!

  48. Sly_Guy says:

    I feel my hidious, grotesque face is a nice contrast to my bulging, rippling body, you jerk!

  49. Ballin' Boy says:

    1. Those aren’t spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers

    2. Hey! I wanna talk to you about becoming a Jehovah’s Witness.

    3. DOG PILE!!!!!!!!

  50. Debml says:

    REMEMBER ME?!

  51. Viledragon says:

    1. I believe I can fly!

    2. MY COOKIE!!!

    3. Mommy always loved ME best!

  52. Adelbert Morrow says:

    It’s too late They are aware of our position. *GET DOWN Now!!!*

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