Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!
Rule number 1 will be a challenge this week but I'm sure you all can pull it off. To recap, the rules are:
- Keep it clean -- submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
- No more than three entries per person.
- Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!
1)
-Hey! Purple isn’t my color! I prefer the blacks and the whites, they make my eyes stand out…
-Sorry Ma’am.
2)
-Gross! Next time warn me before you shoot a martian with your ray gun!
-Sorry.
3)
-Hey, what the heck! I love Lucy my butt! I quit!
-I’m sorry sweetie. The jar of Jam just slipped out of my hand.
First baloon: “Cut! Cut! Cut! Damn it, Wally. He’s supposed to throw the WHOLE pie at my face. Not just the fruit filling at the back of my neck.”
Second balloon: “What do you want, he’s a chimp.”
COVER YOUR NOSE! I HATE ALIEN SNOT!
*snort* sorry
First balloon: “As you can see, Dr. Hye Jinks has squirted me with highly toxic, biohazzard goo. If you look closely, you can start to see my skin begin to bubble.”
Second balloon: “That’s right folks. Now you can get an extreme makeover in your own take home bottle, if you act now.”
First balloon:
“Eaugh! What is that hideous stuff? Get it off of me!”
Second balloon:
“Sorry, ma’am. I think it’s called ‘purple’.”
Lucille Look-a-like: What?!? You don’t like Vitameatavegamin?
Off-Panel: *Barfing Noise*
Balloon 1: Dammit, Pac-Man, I TOLD you about letting the purple ghosts out!
Balloon 2: They were trying to eat me!
“Ed, for goodness sake, control that thing!”
“yawn…huh?”
“What the… I said I wanted a PBJ sandwich, where’s the damn peanut butter??”
“Jelly on the top…”
“Barney! How many times have I told you…”
“Oboy oboy!”
Oh my god. I laughed out loud at Rick’s!
“Watch where you’re stomping those grapes!”
“Uhh, there not grapes.”
Girl: Erwin, are you sure the “Blueberry Pie Avenger” is the best super hero theme you can come up with?
Off-panel: These are the ONLY powers the mutant pie gave me!
I can only think of inappropriate entries. Sorry.
Entry 1 (in recognition of I love lucy):
Woman: RICARDO! When I said I wante dfruit on my head, I meant I wanted to play Carmen Miranda in your new show!
Off panel: Trust-a-me baby, this is better for both of us!
Entry 2 (in recognition of Mars Attacks and I love lucie)):
Lucie: Ricardo! When you said you were an alien, I thought you meant ‘illegal’, not ‘martian’.
Off panel: Please! Turn.. off… folk… music…
Entry 3 (in recognition of toilet humour, which is pretty much the same as I lvoe lucie):
Lucie: EEEWWWWW! RICARDO! For the last time, stop being cheap and just call a plumber!
Off panel: Sorry baby! Purple, eh? What-a you bin cooking for me?
Woman: This is what I get for volunteering on pudding day at the retirement home…
Off-panel: Ha ha!
“Quit messing with my black and white world!”
B1: Oh my God! Ronald just shot Grimace!!
B2: Mmm, McJelly?
Balloon1: “Ewww, gross! I told you to leave those things alone.”
Balloon2: “Sorry, but they were all out of Preperation-H.”
1- I told you I could squeeze your head like a grape.
2- … ouch!
First balloon: Papa Smurf, you always get too excited!
Second balloon: I’m sorry.
Oh no! Jelly Man!
Ha, take that, now you will be all sticky!
1stB- “Aaah, its the suicide Blackcurrants. WE’RE DOOMED!
2ndB- “Go Go go”
Caption 1 – “Jelly Baby, I said not in the microwave…”
Caption 2 – “Ping!”
Lucy: I hate working at Area 51. Bob always gets into trouble with these dissections.
Off Panel: Help Me!
B1:I told you you couldn’t drink 18 lbs. of grape juice without barfing..
B2: Well *burp* At least it’s healthy for me
B1:Well that’s one less McDonald Land cookie.
B2:*Grimace dies*
B1: I probably shouldn’t have married Barney if this is what was goin to happen after drinking all night.
B2: *Barfs*
1. On screen: Oh god! I put the roast to bed and the baby in the oven!
Off screen: LUCY! You got some ‘splainin to do!!!
2.On: Now that blackberry pie didn’t turn out well at all.
Of: LUCY! What do you have to say for yourself?