I know drawing celestials or other-dimensional characters presents numerous challenges -- how do you represent something truly alien? -- but surely if another world evolved some sort of ultra-powerful, face-eyed sentient tree trunk, it wouldn't have the crippling lack of self-confidence necessary to don James Kirk's rug:

On the other hand, as a sentient tree he's probably getting tired of people asking him "Why don't your roots match your hair color?".
(Image and character ©Marvel Comics.)
So that is what David Hasselhoff used as a template when getting his hair cut in the 80ies. š
(By the way: I read that I won the last Caption Contest and I WAS stunned. Thank you everybody.)
heeheehee, That’s an amusing one, Jeff, especially your ending punchline. Just letting you know that I haven’t abandoned you, I’ve simply moved out to my own apartment where I don’t have the internet yet. Fear not, young, 39-year-old Jeffrey! Brad has not abandoned you!
Well, just watch Robot Chicken and you’ll see what his toupee does at night…