Caption Contest 13: Naked Guy edition

Come up with the most creative caption for this captured comic and win your very own custom black and white illustration by a professional artist of whatever you like (within reason)!

From Doctor Strange, Number 14

As always, the rules are 1) keep it suitable for a broadcast sitcom, 2) a limit of three entries per person, and 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

A sample entry might be:

panel1: So this is how you like your wall art, eh?
panel2: Yes, well hung.

Good luck everyone!

29 Responses to Caption Contest 13: Naked Guy edition

  1. Avatar RJ says:

    here we see the fossilized remains of a man waiting for his girlfriend at the mall

  2. Avatar DerKork says:

    left girl: “Is that art? Looks so life-like.”
    right girl: “Yeah, and he’s napping again. Art! Wake up!”

  3. Avatar Khymera says:

    Left panel:
    And this… is our most popular Pleasure Clone model…
    Hung-Lo 02!

    Right Panel: Does he come with a money back guarantee?

  4. Avatar John says:

    Having just yesterday experienced the pain of the first entry, I laugh the laugh of the knowing. #2 is damn clever, though. Bravo to the first two entries.

  5. Avatar matthew says:

    left panel:ya mum is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
    right panel: hahah that is so funny

  6. Avatar matthew says:

    left panel:ya mum is so fat seh dosent need broadband she is worldwide
    right panel: OMG THAT IS MUCH FUNNIER THAN THE ONE BEFORE ahahahahahah llo

  7. Avatar Cam says:

    panel 1: “How much will this peace cost?”
    panel 2: “OH! That’s not for sale, that’s my butler!”

  8. Avatar Katana12 says:

    Left panel: You know, they just don’t make men like they used to. What do you think, sis?

    Right Panel: Yumm….

  9. Avatar Joel says:

    left panel: Ooh, Does HE come with the apartment?
    right panel: He’s the landlord!

  10. Avatar Khymera says:

    I like DerKork’s entry, not like I have any say in it lol

  11. Avatar JohnM says:

    Left Panel: A perfect specimen, designed by the smartest scientists around. There is none better.

    Right Panel: Does he come in a bigger size?

  12. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Balloon 1: “Floyd, when we said you should relax a little and let it all hang out, this is NOT what we meant!”

    Balloon 2: “Seriously!”

  13. Avatar John D says:

    Balloon 1: “What’s HIS problem?”

    Ballon 2: “He’s pouting because I told him he’d have to do his OWN laundry.”

  14. Avatar Elder says:

    Balloon 1: “Where did you get him?”

    Balloon 2: “I made him in Heromachine 11.4”

  15. Avatar Frankie says:

    Lady one: “Oh, him? That’s just my brother. He has the ability to hover about five feet or so over the ground. But he says he can only do it while naked and meditating.”

    Lady two: “I see…He dosn’t go out and try to fight crime, does he?”

  16. Avatar BJ says:

    Balloon 1: “And this is the Invisible Man.”

    Balloon 2: “He doesn’t seem to have his stuff anymore.”

  17. Will Will says:

    Left: It’s times like this I wish we weren’t lesbians.
    Right: Maybe we could make an exception…

  18. Avatar The Imp says:

    left: Our milkshakes sure brought all the boys to the yard…

    right: Um… yeah…

  19. Avatar Alexandre says:

    Left : Oh, don’t tell me you got this new husband-bot model!

    Right: This? Oh no, this is just my son playing with the Speed-Aging Machine.

    (First entry. Probably bad but well…)

  20. Avatar Troggy says:

    Balloon 1: You know, if you’re not going to change the No-Pest strip, you could at least feed the poor guy.

    Balloon 2: Yeah, yeah…

  21. Avatar Troggy says:

    Balloon 1: Lois, please take him back. He’s been like this ever since you two divorced.

    Balloon 2: Clark??

  22. Avatar Troggy says:

    Balloon 1: And you said that buying adhesive wallpaper was a stupid idea! Now I never have to wonder if they’re going to call the next day!

    Balloon 2: Wow…

  23. Avatar Wazzull says:

    Left Girl: Dad, we’re get that you like to wear stockings, but do you have to do it while hovering naked over the balcony?

    Right Girl: I can never show my face at school again.

  24. Avatar Jester says:

    Panel 1: What an exquisite picture! I see you have a taste for SiCardo’s post-modern impressionism and her ability to subtly display man’s deep, thoughtful nature, without subtracting from his unashamed masculinity.

    Panel 2:…Actually I just like pictures of naked guys…

  25. Avatar Rick says:

    Panel 1: Dude?
    Panel 2: ……Dude.

  26. Avatar Rick says:

    Panel 1: Didn’t that painting have clothes on the last time I was here?
    Panel 2: um… no.

  27. Avatar Rick says:

    Panel 1: I told him if he didn’t smarten up I would nail his ass to the wall.
    Panel 2: Is that where the nail is?

  28. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Here’s my entry for “Caption Contest#13.

    First balloon: He’s trying levitate and make himself invisible.
    Second balloon: One out of two ain’t bad.

  29. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Let me correct that.
    First balloon : He’s trying to levitate and make himself invisible.
    Second balloon: One out of two ain’t bad.