Caption Contest 13: Naked Guy edition
Come up with the most creative caption for this captured comic and win your very own custom black and white illustration by a professional artist of whatever you like (within reason)!
As always, the rules are 1) keep it suitable for a broadcast sitcom, 2) a limit of three entries per person, and 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.
A sample entry might be:
panel1: So this is how you like your wall art, eh?
panel2: Yes, well hung.
Good luck everyone!
May 27th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
here we see the fossilized remains of a man waiting for his girlfriend at the mall
May 27th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
left girl: “Is that art? Looks so life-like.”
right girl: “Yeah, and he’s napping again. Art! Wake up!”
May 27th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Left panel:
And this… is our most popular Pleasure Clone model…
Hung-Lo 02!
Right Panel: Does he come with a money back guarantee?
May 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Having just yesterday experienced the pain of the first entry, I laugh the laugh of the knowing. #2 is damn clever, though. Bravo to the first two entries.
May 27th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
left panel:ya mum is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
right panel: hahah that is so funny
May 27th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
left panel:ya mum is so fat seh dosent need broadband she is worldwide
right panel: OMG THAT IS MUCH FUNNIER THAN THE ONE BEFORE ahahahahahah llo
May 27th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
panel 1: “How much will this peace cost?”
panel 2: “OH! That’s not for sale, that’s my butler!”
May 27th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Left panel: You know, they just don’t make men like they used to. What do you think, sis?
Right Panel: Yumm….
May 27th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
left panel: Ooh, Does HE come with the apartment?
right panel: He’s the landlord!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I like DerKork’s entry, not like I have any say in it lol
May 28th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Left Panel: A perfect specimen, designed by the smartest scientists around. There is none better.
Right Panel: Does he come in a bigger size?
May 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Balloon 1: “Floyd, when we said you should relax a little and let it all hang out, this is NOT what we meant!”
Balloon 2: “Seriously!”
May 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Balloon 1: “What’s HIS problem?”
Ballon 2: “He’s pouting because I told him he’d have to do his OWN laundry.”
May 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Balloon 1: “Where did you get him?”
Balloon 2: “I made him in Heromachine 11.4″
May 29th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Lady one: “Oh, him? That’s just my brother. He has the ability to hover about five feet or so over the ground. But he says he can only do it while naked and meditating.”
Lady two: “I see…He dosn’t go out and try to fight crime, does he?”
May 31st, 2008 at 7:31 am
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May 31st, 2008 at 8:37 am
Balloon 1: “And this is the Invisible Man.”
Balloon 2: “He doesn’t seem to have his stuff anymore.”
May 31st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Left: It’s times like this I wish we weren’t lesbians.
Right: Maybe we could make an exception…
May 31st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
left: Our milkshakes sure brought all the boys to the yard…
right: Um… yeah…
May 31st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Left : Oh, don’t tell me you got this new husband-bot model!
Right: This? Oh no, this is just my son playing with the Speed-Aging Machine.
(First entry. Probably bad but well…)
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:07 am
Balloon 1: You know, if you’re not going to change the No-Pest strip, you could at least feed the poor guy.
Balloon 2: Yeah, yeah…
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:10 am
Balloon 1: Lois, please take him back. He’s been like this ever since you two divorced.
Balloon 2: Clark??
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:13 am
Balloon 1: And you said that buying adhesive wallpaper was a stupid idea! Now I never have to wonder if they’re going to call the next day!
Balloon 2: Wow…
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 am
Left Girl: Dad, we’re get that you like to wear stockings, but do you have to do it while hovering naked over the balcony?
Right Girl: I can never show my face at school again.
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Panel 1: What an exquisite picture! I see you have a taste for SiCardo’s post-modern impressionism and her ability to subtly display man’s deep, thoughtful nature, without subtracting from his unashamed masculinity.
Panel 2:…Actually I just like pictures of naked guys…
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am
Panel 1: Dude?
Panel 2: ……Dude.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
Panel 1: Didn’t that painting have clothes on the last time I was here?
Panel 2: um… no.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
Panel 1: I told him if he didn’t smarten up I would nail his ass to the wall.
Panel 2: Is that where the nail is?
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 am
Here’s my entry for “Caption Contest#13.
First balloon: He’s trying levitate and make himself invisible.
Second balloon: One out of two ain’t bad.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 am
Let me correct that.
First balloon : He’s trying to levitate and make himself invisible.
Second balloon: One out of two ain’t bad.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
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