The BatiPod

When Bruce Wayne goes jogging around the darkened alleys of Gotham, you can bet your Batarang that some face-punching, groin-kicking mugger action is going to go down at some point during his exercise routine. And yet that level of violence would surely result in the destruction of his hand-held personalized iPod. The solution? Batman's brass-knuckle steel-reinforced iPod carrier:

Batman iPod

Blue-tinted and personally engraved, this is the ultimate MP3 player accessory for any crime-fighting super-hero. Now you can carry your iPod in your hand while on patrol without needing to fear its destruction when you punch your arch-villain in the face thanks to the steel cage and reinforcing struts. Order your very own BatiPod Carrier Mark IV from Wayne Industries today! (Note: iPod sold separately.)

7 Responses to The BatiPod

  1. The Doomed Pixel

    I’m…not quite sure how to take this. Is this really something you can buy?

  2. No, silly! It’s just a PhotoShopped fake image I made up. I was jogging the other day and, being a nerd, was thinking “What if I got mugged and had to punch someone in the face? My iPod would break! They should make an iPod holder with brass knuckles. And if they did, do you know who would own one? Batman, that’s who!” And it kind of went from there.

  3. I mean, wait, would YOU buy one? If so, then YES, they’re for sale, send me money!! (just kidding!)

  4. The Doomed Pixel

    Haha. I thought it might be Photoshopped, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it actually WAS a product for sale, knowing some of the strange things people put out these days…

  5. Does this pair of brass knuckles come in Robin version? I don’t think I am worthy enough to pose off of Batman.

  6. Brass knuckles in cheery red, green, and yellow? The criminals would fall over laughing before you could ever hit them!

  7. Oh yeah, that’s right. Noone could even stand against the deadly Robin Gauuntlent. They be too busy on the ground giggling to their deaths.