Caption Contest 7: The Grapplers
It’s time for your weekly chance to win your very own professional custom black and white illustration! All you have to do is come up with the best caption for this comic book panel:
Leave your entry in the comments below, noting which dialog balloon gets which line. For instance:
ThoughtBalloon: I knew Group Hug Day at the Barbarian Retreat was a bad idea …
Good luck, and keep the great entries coming!
April 15th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Green Guy: Oh well, at least I saved money by switching to Geico.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
ThoughtBalloon: “Curses! I’ve been infected by the Jolly Green Hobos!!! …who, for future reference, are not so jolly…”
April 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
well…sir we have some good news and some bad news.the good news is that you won a free cat,but the bad news the cat got shaved,now theres a hairless cat running around.so the good news is that you got 75$ for it.the bad news is we droped in the fireplace and its now ashes.Well….. the good news is that i saved a hole bunch of money by switching to gieco!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
GROUP HUG!!! GUYS YOU SQUEEZE HARD {GIGGLES}
April 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
greendude:[SOBBING]
WIERD COLOR DUDES:WHATS WRONG
greendude:MY GIRL FRIEND LEFT ME!!![STARTS SOBBING AGAIN]
WIERD COLOR DUDES:WHO IS SHE??
greendude:WONDER WOMAN
WIERD COLOR DUDES:OUCH!!GUYS I THINKK SOMBODY NEEDS A HUG
greendude:WHO ME!! REALLY…..PLEASE DON`T HUG ME!!!!
WIERD COLOR DUDES:[START GETTING CLOSER TO HIM]
greendude:NOOOOO!!!!!
WONDER WOMAN:HONEY, WHATS WRONG!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
“When will these people learn that just because I’m in the greenbean commercials, it does not make me edible!”
April 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
“Alright, thats it! These environmentalists have gone too far this time!”
April 15th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
“Jeeze, everyone is staring at me, I knew I shouldn’t have taken a nap in that tanning bed!”
April 15th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
“Prison is not as much fun as they said it would be.”
April 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
“Hulk look good but no like golden boys crowding him. HULK SMASH!”
(somebody had to do the Hulk line
)
April 15th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
And just because…
“I sooo envy these guys and their golden hue.”
April 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Thought balloon: “Please, oh please stab me with that sword. I don’t think I’m going to like what the Green Gladiators have in store for me. Waaahhh!
April 15th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Thought balloon: “Oh crap! Why did I tell my drunken frat brothers that I’ve never been circumcised?….Mommy!”
April 15th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
“Kermit was right. It really isn’t easy being green.”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Unh.. too big!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Billy Ray: ‘When they advertised Mud Wrestling Championship, this is NOT what i had in mind!’
April 16th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Boy I sure hope it’s that guy’s sword I can feel back there…
April 16th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
guys i yold you a millon times im not Michle Jackson!!!!
really[the greeen dude gets kicked in the balls]owwwww!!
[greendude made a michle jackson noise]ok, maybe i am…………………..
April 16th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
greenman:tralalalalalalalalal!!oh look the last Moutian Dew Code Red!!!
agolddude:nooooo!!! everybody attack!!!!
greenman:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
to be couintinue…
April 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Just to be clear here, you only get to fill in dialog for the number of balloons there are in the panel. In this case, there’s only the one thought balloon …
April 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
This wasn’t in the training…but, I like tight butts and I cannot lie!!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Another reminder, please keep the entries appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom, please.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Green man’s thought: Note to self: use the gold skin paint tomorrow, not green.
April 16th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
“This isn’t like the Axe commercials at all!!”
April 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Dewd: Ok, this is beyond a joke. get off or-or i swear i’m gonna grit my shiny teeth. Don’t touch my girly hair! AGH!
April 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Green dude: I..I promise President Bush told me I could push the big green button. Who knew nuclear fallout turns people green.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Balloon: Leave me alone. I don’t have an asparagus problem!
April 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Green Guy: Go to the Emerald City they said. See the wizard they said. Damn munchkins…
April 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Balloon:
“Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away…”
April 19th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
waen I siad grop hug I didn’t mean everyone in the room!
April 19th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Green GuY: Man that febreeze doesent smell THAT good…Does it?
April 20th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Thought Balloon: Dammit, these Comic-Con purists are brutal! I should have put more thought into my Hulk costume, and *why* in God’s name did I call the character “David” Banner??
April 20th, 2008 at 9:45 am
AAAAHHHH Help!! Lepers!
April 20th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
How’s a guy supposed to get his daily dose of sunlight to stay nice and green when the beach is always this crowded
April 20th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
ThoughtBalloon: Grandpa’s Idea about a life insurance doesn’t look like a bad idea now.
April 20th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Damn these L.A. cops! A traffic violation doesn’t deserve this!
April 20th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Oops - to correct the previous entry;
Thoughtbaloon:Damn these L.A. cops! A traffic violation doesn’t deserve this!
April 20th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Thoughtballoon: Why’s he got a camera..? Oh this better not end up on YouTube!
April 21st, 2008 at 4:42 am
Thought balloon: Barbarian repellent my keister!
April 21st, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Thought balloon: ” ‘Just tell them you’re Brittany Spears’ newest husband.’ he said. Now I’ll never get into this club.”
April 21st, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Apparently the hulk set a trend that every one wants
April 21st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Thoughtballoon: THIS is the LYNX effect?!?