Caption Contest 7: The Grapplers

It's time for your weekly chance to win your very own professional custom black and white illustration! All you have to do is come up with the best caption for this comic book panel:

Grappling

Leave your entry in the comments below, noting which dialog balloon gets which line. For instance:

ThoughtBalloon: I knew Group Hug Day at the Barbarian Retreat was a bad idea ...

Good luck, and keep the great entries coming!

42 Responses to Caption Contest 7: The Grapplers

  1. The Big Sexy

    Green Guy: Oh well, at least I saved money by switching to Geico.

  2. ThoughtBalloon: “Curses! I’ve been infected by the Jolly Green Hobos!!! …who, for future reference, are not so jolly…”

  3. well…sir we have some good news and some bad news.the good news is that you won a free cat,but the bad news the cat got shaved,now theres a hairless cat running around.so the good news is that you got 75$ for it.the bad news is we droped in the fireplace and its now ashes.Well….. the good news is that i saved a hole bunch of money by switching to gieco!!!!!!!

  4. GROUP HUG!!! GUYS YOU SQUEEZE HARD {GIGGLES}

  5. greendude:[SOBBING]
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:WHATS WRONG
    greendude:MY GIRL FRIEND LEFT ME!!![STARTS SOBBING AGAIN]
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:WHO IS SHE??
    greendude:WONDER WOMAN
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:OUCH!!GUYS I THINKK SOMBODY NEEDS A HUG
    greendude:WHO ME!! REALLY…..PLEASE DON`T HUG ME!!!!
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:[START GETTING CLOSER TO HIM]
    greendude:NOOOOO!!!!!
    WONDER WOMAN:HONEY, WHATS WRONG!!!

  6. Ashton Jakobson

    “When will these people learn that just because I’m in the greenbean commercials, it does not make me edible!”

  7. Ashton Jakobson

    “Alright, thats it! These environmentalists have gone too far this time!”

  8. Ashton Jakobson

    “Jeeze, everyone is staring at me, I knew I shouldn’t have taken a nap in that tanning bed!”

  9. “Prison is not as much fun as they said it would be.”

  10. “Hulk look good but no like golden boys crowding him. HULK SMASH!”

    (somebody had to do the Hulk line πŸ˜‰ )

  11. And just because…

    “I sooo envy these guys and their golden hue.”

  12. Thought balloon: “Please, oh please stab me with that sword. I don’t think I’m going to like what the Green Gladiators have in store for me. Waaahhh!

  13. Thought balloon: “Oh crap! Why did I tell my drunken frat brothers that I’ve never been circumcised?….Mommy!”

  14. “Kermit was right. It really isn’t easy being green.”

  15. Unh.. too big!

  16. Billy Ray: ‘When they advertised Mud Wrestling Championship, this is NOT what i had in mind!’

  17. Boy I sure hope it’s that guy’s sword I can feel back there…

  18. guys i yold you a millon times im not Michle Jackson!!!!
    really[the greeen dude gets kicked in the balls]owwwww!!
    [greendude made a michle jackson noise]ok, maybe i am…………………..

  19. greenman:tralalalalalalalalal!!oh look the last Moutian Dew Code Red!!!
    agolddude:nooooo!!! everybody attack!!!!
    greenman:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
    to be couintinue…

  20. Just to be clear here, you only get to fill in dialog for the number of balloons there are in the panel. In this case, there’s only the one thought balloon …

  21. This wasn’t in the training…but, I like tight butts and I cannot lie!!!!

  22. Another reminder, please keep the entries appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom, please.

  23. Green man’s thought: Note to self: use the gold skin paint tomorrow, not green.

  24. “This isn’t like the Axe commercials at all!!”

  25. Dewd: Ok, this is beyond a joke. get off or-or i swear i’m gonna grit my shiny teeth. Don’t touch my girly hair! AGH!

  26. Green dude: I..I promise President Bush told me I could push the big green button. Who knew nuclear fallout turns people green.

  27. Jason Thomas

    Balloon: Leave me alone. I don’t have an asparagus problem!

  28. Green Guy: Go to the Emerald City they said. See the wizard they said. Damn munchkins…

  29. Balloon:

    “Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away…”

  30. waen I siad grop hug I didn’t mean everyone in the room!

  31. Green GuY: Man that febreeze doesent smell THAT good…Does it?

  32. Thought Balloon: Dammit, these Comic-Con purists are brutal! I should have put more thought into my Hulk costume, and *why* in God’s name did I call the character “David” Banner??

  33. AAAAHHHH Help!! Lepers!

  34. How’s a guy supposed to get his daily dose of sunlight to stay nice and green when the beach is always this crowded

  35. ThoughtBalloon: Grandpa’s Idea about a life insurance doesn’t look like a bad idea now.

  36. Cameron Malcher

    Damn these L.A. cops! A traffic violation doesn’t deserve this!

  37. Cameron Malcher

    Oops – to correct the previous entry;

    Thoughtbaloon:Damn these L.A. cops! A traffic violation doesn’t deserve this!

  38. Cameron Malcher

    Thoughtballoon: Why’s he got a camera..? Oh this better not end up on YouTube!

  39. Thought balloon: Barbarian repellent my keister!

  40. Thought balloon: ” ‘Just tell them you’re Brittany Spears’ newest husband.’ he said. Now I’ll never get into this club.”

  41. Silver Streak

    Apparently the hulk set a trend that every one wants

  42. Cameron Malcher

    Thoughtballoon: THIS is the LYNX effect?!?