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Three middle-aged nerds (including yours truly!) review all of the MCU movies in chronological order. Short, funny, and full of good vibes, check it out and let us know what you think!
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The Secret Lair

Why are you still here?
It may be because you’re holding a large shotgun, lady…
I love a woman who knows how to accessorize, especially when she can do it practically. Everyone should know by now you always need a massive assault weapon when you’re going out for a night on the town. Sometimes, that’s just what it takes to get the tasty orderves at those high-class parties. Sheesh, you at least need an uzi to get a glass of champagne. Doesn’t everyone know that?
Check out all the weapons she’s packing:
Massive Assault Weapon – check
Shotgun – check
Sniper Rifle – check
Uzi – check
Mop – check
(presumably for the buckets of blood).
Well, you know what they say, a clean battleground is a happy battleground.