Great guess, Dionne Jinn 
Are you feeling a bit tired from rooting out the Bohemian rebels?
Freezing while marching through the forests of Karelia?
Wondering what to offer that captured Moorish officer in way of drinks?
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Wondering what to offer that captured Moorish officer in way of drinks?
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