ALEJANDRO
On the streets of India is the great, elusive Alejandro. He was on top of the Police’s Most Wanted list for 4 consecutive years. He silences the people, afraid when he would strike again. One day, they finally caught him.
“Sir!”
“What?”
“He has been caught.”
“You mean—“
“Yes sir!”
“Send him in! Hurry!”
“Yes Sir.”
Officer steps out, Alejandro with two other officers come into the room.
“I am Alejandro! I will escape! I will not be cooped up here!”
“How did you catch him?”
“He was stealing from the stands again, Sir.”
“I see. Were you not concerned about the police catching you?”
“Hmph. I will escape, no matter what you throw at me. Even the best prison in the world cannot hold Alejandro!”
“I see. Your confidence got the best of you.”
“Bah! Police scum.”
“Take him to his cage.”
“Yes sir.”
The next day,
“He’s gone, Sir.”
“I told you to keep the patrol AWAKE!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?”
“They were, Sir. He escaped through the toilet.”
*sigh* “That was exactly what you told me when Alfredo, Karlo and Felipe escaped!”
“Well, Um- t-t-th-that’s exactly what happened, Sir.”
*sigh* “Here we go again…”
