Dear Bouncers Inc.,
I am from a place which is known here on Earth as The Magellan Cloud. My name is Z’Tipat M’Datta, although I am almost always called The Silver Hare. Years ago I was infested with the Cosmic Power of an intergalactic god and I served as his messenger for some time. Months ago I was released from his services and I stranded here on Earth. But life on this planet is expensive and I am in need of a job. I heard your company is always in search of superpowered employees. I would be very interested in such an arrangement.
Sincerely, The Silver Hare
