Re: JR’s Characters

[Herr D]

Not bad!
–I was imagining something more specific, like when my squidlings sing that the ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’ actually lives on ‘Old MacDonald’s Farm,’ or when I doze off hearing on the radio about those living in a yellow submarine and wake up hearing about them ‘Walking The Dinosaur–‘
[shakes self semi-violently]
Yeah, I’m working again. Sleep deprivation and raising offspring apparently duplicate many of the reported effects of hallucinogens. So if anyone believed for even a moment that they needed illicit drugs, then they must be completely sterile and completely unable to achieve fatigue due to total paralysis coupled with narcolepsy. This concludes your public service announcement.