Re: Herr D’s CFLs

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Herr D

While we were in the Hairbrush Nebula, Veb, our xenobiologist on the Explorer LXVIIII, took a holiday and went spelunking. He found some local fauna not smart enough to avoid humans. He said it resembled a piece of equipment from his History of Industry class’ construction unit. Something ancient humans referred to as a ‘Cat.’ He also said that in that cyanotic atmosphere, all the local fauna had blue fur and green eyes.

Veb needs to be more careful. The thing weighed nearly six and a half metric tons. I knew we should’ve waited for a ninth-grader. Field trips can be dangerous!