Re: Herr D’s CFLs

[Herr D]

Need a cardio-workout but have limited space? Want to jump rope but have tendonitis or metacarpal tunnel syndrome? For only thirty-nine credits, you can own your very own . . .
Holo-Jump!

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By resting your hands on the handlebars and using the mouthpiece to give voice commands, you can use the motion-detecting software and holographically-projected jumprope to get the cardio workout without EVEN the risk of tripping!