The most impressive thing about [multiple clicks and whistles, non-transcribable] is not that the stage name pun translates equally well into every single known language. It’s not that Kali Marie is actually a metric-ton amoeboid and only fakes having regular appendages. It’s not that s/he only shows six to twelve pseudopods outside the body and multi-tasks with up to eight more INSIDE the body using more equipment out of view of the audience . . .
. . . it’s that his timing is so perfect, he can strobe directional microphones accurately enough to play three songs at once.