Too long. The year is 2346. The dominant species on the planet is a hyper-evolved race of cetacean humanoids. Surviving members of humanity are expected to leave a tribute of fresh fish on their doorsteps every five days. If you hear the shrill click of sonar then it’s already too late. Best of luck to you.
Oh, and by the way, all the remaining humans are already underground and have evolved with giant ears and no nose. Also we live underground and work as slaves for our masters.