Now the Confectioner? That’s a face only a chocolate minion could love. As an interesting note, chocolate could damage your teeth BEFORE. Now they can kick your teeth out, too?! Man. [sniffs, looking longingly at a cabinet nearby] Chocolate is my favorite antidepressant . . . [turns hot tub on ‘boil,’ hops in] I better make this bath a long one. [pours in extraterrestrial salts] Is that the phone ringing? 
The Nerdmudgeon Podcast
Three middle-aged nerds (including yours truly!) review all of the MCU movies in chronological order. Short, funny, and full of good vibes, check it out and let us know what you think!
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