Ed had a ‘universe stone’ but didn’t believe that it made a loud bang, accompanied with a flash. He put it under the high-powered lens plate . . .
* nonstd : No standard body parts, and not much in the way of standard categories–there ARE no nonstandard patterns, for example . . .
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“Hey, you forgot to pay for that!” –Mike found out the hard way that he really COULDN’T put down Reality Comics.
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An honest-to-goodness FBI agent? To see Farmer Jenkins? Well he told me he was out of town for a month, but I guess he stayed on account of that thunderclapper strikin’ his barn. Thought I saw his pickup goin’ the night before, but, y’know, now’s I think about it, he prob’ly parked it in the barn to stand on. To help reach, right? He fixed his barn, installed the new sprinklers, painted everything all in a WEEK, if y’ can believe that. –What? No, I cain’t read your badge, son; broke ma glasses last year. I just string beans and sets here while the family comes and goes. Yessir, I saw ol’ Jenkins out there finishin’ up somethin’ coupla days ago. All that work musta done him in. Clothes don’t fit him right anymore. Walks stiff too.
I tell ya what, his tomatoes grew up real fast–odd shade of green, though. And eight foot tall vines if I’m six. That’s right!
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B movie about a decade from now. A wannabe porn producer goes out on a boat with a shark-hunting enthusiast. They shoot, they score, they are set upon by what lies beneath. Bieber shows some acting talent as he is repeatedly mauled. Gauss’ debut is memorable, if not wonderful. Nino Banderas directorial debut surely got her grounded, but made her family some money in the straight-to-video aftermarket.
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