Fellow Neis walked out of a tavern with a mage, a dwarf, a bard, and a barbarian. He walked on alone.
*Pal-adin
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Not everyone was cured at the new healing center, but there were no complaints.
*Cleric
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Ms. Brown could forgive Deacon Jamison his holier-than-thou attitude, his boring Bible Study, his messing up the church kitchen and leaving it for her, his arrogant and pedantic way of demonstrating his no-mess-finger-dough-rolling technique, his dalliances with the occasional college coed, and never complimenting her cooking or giving HER a second look.
Not sharing the recipe for his oat-paste, raisin, walnut, almond, cinnamon, white chocolate cookies? That meant WAR.
*OPMC
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Seawater-extracted mercury makes good egg paint . . .
*egg
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Sometimes stereotypes are too easy to pass up . . .
*egg
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