[ethereal delivery man steps out of nowhere] “Payment received? The Cosmic Bank doesn’t do audits till death, so don’t worry about keeping records. It’s all postponed for your convenience. On another note, I actually heard someone AFRAID that the IRS would be late collecting taxes because of the shutdown. Pity they can’t run like the Cosmic Bank. [rubs hands together] They’re doing a LOT of pointing fingers and arguing. I may have some special collections to make today . . .
–Oh, well. Gotta go. The delivery van needs to do some more swingin’ low.” [vanishes with the sound of a tinny horn and an engine starting up.]
. . . I’m sorry–what were you saying? Glad you liked it. 
