Monthly Archives: December 2010

RP: Unfortunate side-effects of being the Parasite

(From "Keen Detective Funnies" number 21, 1940.)

RP: Why you never have Taco Bell prior to surgery

(From "The Beyond" number 2, 1951.)

RP: Worst. Coast Guard Commander. Ever.

(From "Keen Detective Funnies" number 21, 1940.)

META: Moving

I am moving yet again, so posting will be spotty till Saturday at the earliest. Sorry folks.

Hope you're having a good holiday season though!

RP: I’ll take “Things That Sound Dirty” for $1000, Alex.

(From "Four Favorites" number 14.)

Character Contest 53: Bad guy

Granted, it's called the "Hero" machine, but let's be honest -- the Flash programming environment is fairly value-neutral. Which means it's time for you to unleash your inner bad-guy!

That's right, your character design challenge for this week is to create the baddest of the bad-asses, the scummiest of the villainous scum, the evilest of the evil overlords! The person who submits the coolest looking, most awesome, absolutely dead-on killer criminal character will win his or her choice of a) any item or b) any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3.

  • All entries must be in JPG or PNG form (BMPs are too big), posted to a publicly accessible website (like ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, whatever);
  • Entries must be made as a comment or comments to this post, containing a link directly to the image and the character name;
  • The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest -- we had an "Angels and Demons" contest and a "D&D Character" contest a while back, for instance, and I don't want repeats of stuff you already did for those;
  • Please name your files as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  • Please make the link go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  • All entries must be in by next Monday, when I'll choose a winner, who will receive his or her choice of any item or a portrait to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program, or a "Sketch of the Week" style black and white illustration.

No limit on entries this week, so knock yourselves out. Just make them good!

RP: Inappropriate Ian strikes again

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 11, 1955.)

RP: The adventures of Lois Love, ace bondage reporter!

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 11, 1955.)

Merry Christmas from the Batman!

Courtesy of Brian Hughes at "Again With the Comics", I present Patton Oswalt's take on a very special Batman Christmas story to get you in the holiday spirit. Merry Christmas!





"BATMAN SMELLS"
Written by: Patton Oswalt
Drawn by: Bob Fingerman
Story scanned from Bizarro World collection, ©2005, DC Comics.

RP: No presents for you by order of the JSA!

Merry Christmas to all you Christians out there! Don't let the primary colors fool you -- not everyone dressed up in a costume today is there to GIVE you presents. Some, like Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and the Flash are there to take them back.

(Image and characters © DC Comics.)