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Name: Isaac Newton
Alignment: Evil
Powers: extremely high intelligence; can live for millions of years; force manipulation; gravity manipulation; can make apples fall from trees with a mere thought; can shoot lasers from his eyes; super strength; super speed
Bio: Many people believe that Isaac Newton was born in England in 1642. In reality, Newton was born millions of years ago on the planet Woolsthorpe in the galaxy of Lincolnshire. When he visited Earth in the Stone Age, the early humans were mindlessly floating around due to the lack of gravity on the planet. Newton seized the opportunity to take advantage of the puny life forms, and bestowed the gift of gravity onto the Earth using his god-like powers. He continued to live on for millions of years on Earth, posing as a human and utilizing his vast intelligence to manipulating other humans into praising him as an inventive genius. As humans started to progress, however, he feared that they would soon be able to overpower him. Because of that, he decided that he should form a religion based around him and his teachings which he could then use to take over the world and rule it as the supreme overlord. With hundreds of followers joining him over the years, his plan was finally coming to fruition. That is, until he got hit by a car and died.
Name: High Priest Charles
Alignment: Evil
Powers: is five times stronger, faster, and more agile than all of the Monks in the Church
Bio: Charles is the extremely devoted High Priest and leader of the Holy Church of Isaac Newton. He is absolutely obsessed with the history and teachings of Newton and hopes to unravel the key to his god’s greatest secret: Newton’s Fourth Law of Resurrection. Charles’ ultimate goal is to utilize this secret law of physics to bring Isaac Newton back from the dead so that he and the Church may conquer they entire world. From there, they shall make every human being a devoted member of the Holy Church.
Name: Monk of Newton
Alignment: Evil
Powers: peak human strength, speed, and agility; they can shoot guns pretty damn well
Bio: The Monks of Newton are specially trained humans that serve and worship in the Holy Church of Isaac Newton. The Church as a whole views Newton as an incredibly powerful Messiah-like figure who taught other humans his ways of Physics. They also viewed him as a harsh, imperious being who would kill any non-believer simply by staring into their soul. Thus, the Monks decided to adopt Newton’s philosophy and plan to spread their sadistic religion through force (pun possibly intended). The symbol on their robes represents what they refer to as “The Tree of Wisdom”, which is the apple tree where Newton invented gravity under. The Monks use guns as their weapons to demonstrate their understanding of Newton’s Second Law (Force = Mass x Acceleration) by showing non-believers the force of a bullet through their skulls. Their current leader is the great and powerful High Priest, who rules over the Church with an iron fist.
Name: The Irritable Woman
Alignment: Good
Powers: Immense super strength; becomes stronger the more irritated she becomes; regeneration; vein-like marks appear whenever she gets irritated
Bio: Unlike most heroes who gain their powers through some sort of accident, The Irritable Woman has had hers since birth. However, they didn’t activate until she was 14 years old, when a couple of rich kids kept poking her in the face to annoy her. As she grew more and more irritated, she began to notice two changes: her hair fell out, and glowing vein-like marks appeared all over her body. When her irritation levels finally reached a critical point, she tried to push one of the rich kids away, but ended up accidentally smacking him into the stratosphere. Frightened of her newfound abilities, she went into hiding for 6 years in Massachusetts. There, she was discovered by the famous Apache Helicopter Man, who decided to train her to better control her powers. Now, she fights for the good of humanity, and occasionally accompanies herself with other heroes to fight the forces of evil. Just don’t irritate her. Or else.
