Weclome To The Ward (The Souths Number One Online Dating Site)

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  • #30132

    These are hilarious!

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    Nug
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    I.D. #623665
    Name: Jason Mosely
    Interest: Kung Fu, The Lord Jesus Christ, Cats, Fishing
    Occupation: Disabled (Slipped on pee pee at the Red Lobster)
    Here for: Love, and someone to help me spend my Red lobster money.
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    prswirve
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    Hahaha! Jason Mosely’s “interests” are interesting..

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    Lightningsword
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    Seriously, you’re going with this?

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    Kadrelun
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    I love this! They’re great! But … I don’t think I’ll date any of them any time soon XD

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    Herr D
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    I am also very glad to be off the market. I WILL be impressed if the dating site matches up these guys to long-term happy relationships-saving that many other people. Two ideas for you: (I don’t have the stomach for them right now) 1. I’ve had to card my dates, because I’ve seen too much of the mentality of your hotdog vendor. 2. I had a boss who was heavily into micromanagement and driving away his customers and employees. He was constantly receiving BDSM catalogs at work, and I overheard him on the phone with a dating site demanding to know why they couldn’t find him ANYONE. He was also a senior citizen . . .

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    Nug
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    Real life, Herr D? Those would make interesting additions ;)

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