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[The Atomic Punk]

These are hilarious!

[Nug]

I.D. #623665
Name: Jason Mosely
Interest: Kung Fu, The Lord Jesus Christ, Cats, Fishing
Occupation: Disabled (Slipped on pee pee at the Red Lobster)
Here for: Love, and someone to help me spend my Red lobster money.
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[prswirve]

Hahaha! Jason Mosely’s “interests” are interesting..

[Lightningsword]

Seriously, you’re going with this?

[Kadrelun]

I love this! They’re great! But … I don’t think I’ll date any of them any time soon XD

[Herr D]

I am also very glad to be off the market. I WILL be impressed if the dating site matches up these guys to long-term happy relationships-saving that many other people. Two ideas for you: (I don’t have the stomach for them right now) 1. I’ve had to card my dates, because I’ve seen too much of the mentality of your hotdog vendor. 2. I had a boss who was heavily into micromanagement and driving away his customers and employees. He was constantly receiving BDSM catalogs at work, and I overheard him on the phone with a dating site demanding to know why they couldn’t find him ANYONE. He was also a senior citizen . . .

[Nug]

Real life, Herr D? Those would make interesting additions

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