Topic: Weclome To The Ward (The Souths Number One Online Dating Site)

This topic has 21 replies, 11 voices, and was last updated 10 years ago by Nug.

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August 21, 2013 at 8:08 am #799

Nug
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I.D. # 348549
Name: Ray Cunningham
Interest: Long walks down by the burn center. Eating glue, and his own hair.
Occupation: Florist
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August 21, 2013 at 8:11 am #30025

Nug
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I.D. # 273951
Name: Patricia Bowlinger
Interest: Anything deep fried or on a stick
Occupation: Stay at home mom
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August 21, 2013 at 8:14 am #30026

JR19759
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Oh dear……..
(BTW- I thought this was a spam thread until I saw who started it. You might have wanted to have made that clearer man.)

August 21, 2013 at 8:16 am #30027

Nug
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Hey JR…. See anything you like so far?

August 21, 2013 at 8:21 am #30028

JR19759
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The back button
Certainly not 273951, lets just say, she’s not my type. Although on a design level, I like the use of freckles as food stains around the mouth.

August 21, 2013 at 8:49 am #30029

Nug
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Aww man you made me shoot Tea out of my nose! lol.
Thanks for noticing man! I thought that was a nice little effect, myself.

August 21, 2013 at 9:46 am #30034

Nug
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I.D. #8675309
Name: Ronnie Jones
Interest: Nascar, shooting stuff, hunting stuff, driving real fast, beer
Occupation: Walmart Greeter
Here for: “I wanna find me one of dem big booty Chinese girls”
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August 21, 2013 at 10:32 am #30037

djuby
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OMG these are brilliant!

August 21, 2013 at 11:56 am #30041

Myro
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Kinda happy I’m off the market right now. *shiver*

Well done on the pictures though.

August 21, 2013 at 5:16 pm #30088

Nug
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I.D. #568295
Name: Emily Sattles
Interest: Boys, Money, A permanent address
Occupation: Hotdog Vender
Here for: Hoping to find a new baby daddy
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August 21, 2013 at 11:42 pm #30105

WMDBASSPLAYER
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I.D.: 265468
Name: Nicey Curry
Interests: cage matches, posing nude for amateur website, oiling up body and playing “Naked Twister”
Occupation: daycare provider, (currently seeking employment)
Here for: dating/workout partner
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August 21, 2013 at 11:48 pm #30107

WMDBASSPLAYER
Participant

Sorry Nug. Gave me such a laugh I had to put my two cents in. I’ll take it off if you want.

August 22, 2013 at 1:09 am #30112

MrMillion
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lololol where can i sign up. Patricia Bowlinger is definitely my type! But seriously, I wouldn’t want to meet them during my dating sessions at clever date. You can see it here at http://www.freedatinghelper.com/reviews/clever-date/

August 22, 2013 at 3:31 am #30122

WMDBASSPLAYER
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Btw, am I giving away my age because I recognize Ronnie Jones’ number?

August 22, 2013 at 4:27 am #30124

Nug
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@WMD: Yeesss!!! That is awesome! I strongly encourage member participation! Very fitting! Leave it right where it is. (I was wondering if anybody was gonna pay that number any attention)

@MrMillion: First off… Welcome to the forums! It’s always good to see new members! Thanks for your comment! I have been thinking about coming up with some kinda “Sign up / Join” button to go under all of these. I might have to try and pull that off sometime today.
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