IRL has become a bombadier.
“Hi, Gran? I’ve been flirting a little with this guy at that new mall? Cashier at Designer Fabrics. He says they really do make the patterns in-house. . . . What? Oh, sorry. Eating a pastry from Three Sisters Cafe across the way. . . . Yeah, his costume is cute, too. Horns. Did you want to know anything else while I’m at MythMall, Gran?”
The hair item made a great pastry, besides being a goatee, eyebrows, eyelashes, and shadow effect on the cashier. The pattern became a pattern, backdrop splash, and tracks. The background became a pattern.