Caption Contest #99

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Aug 2nd) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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11 Responses to Caption Contest #99

  1. Avatar MLS says:

    “I’ll show Deadpool who can’t make an omelette without breaking a few- DAMMIT!!!”

    “My Spider Sense isn’t so much tingling as it is… burning.”

    “Firestar is hopeless in the kitchen and Iceman still isn’t back with the beer. ‘Amazing Friends’ my ass!”

  2. Avatar Katmir says:

    ((LOL @MLS ..! You’re… amazing. I’m still gonna give it a go for the lulz. Mine.))

    1) “Dress for the job you want”, Aunt May says…
    2) Oh, no! YouTube live cooking show fail!
    3) My enchiladas!! Damn you, Johnny Storm!

  3. Drinkfluid Drinkfluid says:

    1.
    Spidey: … Did I forget to turn off the oven?

    2.
    Spide R. Mann: Hmm, what’s that burning smell? Eh, better ignore it.

    3.
    Namredips: Smells like the steak’s ready…

  4. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    My spider-sense is tingling. Nope… that’s the smoke alarm.

    Oh yeah, MJ is gonna kiss this cook!

    The secret is to preheat the oven to 1400 degrees. Or was that 400???

  5. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. I’m just like Walter White

  6. Avatar Treasure Hunter says:

    If you saw how much they eat off stage, you’d call them the “Ravengers”.

  7. Avatar Delanie kartheiser says:

    1 My cooking is so great even the smoke alarms cheering me on

    2 Diners ready when the smoke alarm goes off

    3 My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations

  8. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. What did he mean, ‘Omelet Surprise?’
    2. Why is that dish called ‘Bangers and Mash?”
    3. . . . two cups flour, one egg, one fire extinguisher? What?

  9. Avatar keric says:

    Umm… How did I get on Hell’s kitchen again?

  10. Avatar Treasure Hunter says:

    2. Only you can prevent arsonist fires!
    3. I’d crack these hanging from the ceiling, but the last thing I want is egg on my face…

  11. Avatar MLS says:

    Thanks @Katmir. This one inspired me.