Caption Contest #92

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (April 26th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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17 Responses to Caption Contest #92

  1. Avatar Treasure Hunter says:

    No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.

  2. Avatar Treasure Hunter says:

    Next time I’ll knock before entering.

  3. PrimeLionstar PrimeLionstar says:

    Entry One: Why so serious? It’s not like Terrigen is gonna become toxic and kill you..

    Entry Two: It happens to lots of guys and it’s totally normal.

    Entry Three: Can’t we play Future Fight or Contest of Champions instead?

  4. Drinkfluid Drinkfluid says:

    DP: Sure, “action figures”. They’re still dolls, no matter what you call them.

  5. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    #1 Hey… Cyclops begged the studio to be in my movie.

    #2 Bishop to White Queen 7-11. Seriously, I don’t know how to play this game.

    #3 Just use the dolls to show us where Black Bolt touched you. Oh, wait… he didn’t!

  6. Avatar Sporkchop says:

    So, are you going to open your visor, or shall I fetch a magnifying glass?

  7. Avatar Treasure Hunter says:

    Dying in order to stay out of XMen 3? Classy move!

  8. Avatar KW1234 says:

    Entry 1: You’re playing with an action figure of YOURSELF…and they call me narcissistic.

    Entry 2: Don’t worry, I won’t tell Logan you made him kiss Mystique *teehee*

    Entry 3: No way! Is that the collector’s edition Professor X?! Complete with shoe shine baldness, I’ve been trying to get my hands on this for months.

  9. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. No, no, no don’t move there, Ugg! No wonder Jean left you!
    2. Ha, they should rename you the Chess-Man. But then all your fight would be pretty boring and long-winded.
    3. Maybe you be better at this if you had more then one eye

  10. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. Check out the bazongas on THAT one . . .
    2. Which one is going to Joppa?
    3. Mine has the kung fu action thingy on the back!

  11. Avatar LoneWolf6155 says:

    Hey Cyclops, according to your chess piece, you’re a queen.

    Xavier should be the king. He’s supposedly important, takes forever to get anywhere, and has a bunch of nobodies constantly watching over him.

  12. Avatar KatmirStone says:

    1) Hey, Mister Rules Lawyer… I’M the Dungeon Master. I make the rules.
    2) And this X-Head-Lamp will help you with those surgical precision laser blasts!
    3) Glad ya like my cookies. Bite the head off Magneto! Yeah, you KNOW you wanna.

  13. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    1. “I finished my character sheet. I have all the powers of the X-Men, and my mouth ISN’T sown shut.”

  14. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    2. Look, if you’re not going to say anything this is going to be one boring caption contest.

  15. Avatar Ian says:

    Not the touchy-feely type, eh? That’s okay, I kill with no remorse.

  16. Avatar GuyGenesis says:

    Look Centaur, old buddy I’m sorry I stole your thunder… Oh wait, that’s that hot African chick…Ohhh yeah is it ever *mumbles*lightning rod*mumbles* – Where were we?.. that’s right, thank you internet nerd, I know you worked hard, really hard, really really really hard, 1,2,3 yeah, on this little plan and some would say I ruined it, just a smidge, but let’s be honest with ourselves, I Deadpool, obviously, awesomfied it! Leeerrooyy JJJenkins! Shoo, I feel better, Glad we had this talk champ, and sorry about the smell.

  17. Avatar Benjamin Altomonte says:

    Entry 1: Really, you’re playing chess with action figures.
    Entry 2: Cyclops, are you playing with action figures without me?
    Entry 3: Why don’t you have an action figure of me?