Caption Contest #92

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (April 26th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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17 Responses to Caption Contest #92

  1. Treasure Hunter

    No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.

  2. Treasure Hunter

    Next time I’ll knock before entering.

  3. PrimeLionstar

    Entry One: Why so serious? It’s not like Terrigen is gonna become toxic and kill you..

    Entry Two: It happens to lots of guys and it’s totally normal.

    Entry Three: Can’t we play Future Fight or Contest of Champions instead?

  4. DP: Sure, “action figures”. They’re still dolls, no matter what you call them.

  5. The Atomic Punk

    #1 Hey… Cyclops begged the studio to be in my movie.

    #2 Bishop to White Queen 7-11. Seriously, I don’t know how to play this game.

    #3 Just use the dolls to show us where Black Bolt touched you. Oh, wait… he didn’t!

  6. So, are you going to open your visor, or shall I fetch a magnifying glass?

  7. Treasure Hunter

    Dying in order to stay out of XMen 3? Classy move!

  8. Entry 1: You’re playing with an action figure of YOURSELF…and they call me narcissistic.

    Entry 2: Don’t worry, I won’t tell Logan you made him kiss Mystique *teehee*

    Entry 3: No way! Is that the collector’s edition Professor X?! Complete with shoe shine baldness, I’ve been trying to get my hands on this for months.

  9. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe

    1. No, no, no don’t move there, Ugg! No wonder Jean left you!
    2. Ha, they should rename you the Chess-Man. But then all your fight would be pretty boring and long-winded.
    3. Maybe you be better at this if you had more then one eye

  10. 1. Check out the bazongas on THAT one . . .
    2. Which one is going to Joppa?
    3. Mine has the kung fu action thingy on the back!

  11. LoneWolf6155

    Hey Cyclops, according to your chess piece, you’re a queen.

    Xavier should be the king. He’s supposedly important, takes forever to get anywhere, and has a bunch of nobodies constantly watching over him.

  12. 1) Hey, Mister Rules Lawyer… I’M the Dungeon Master. I make the rules.
    2) And this X-Head-Lamp will help you with those surgical precision laser blasts!
    3) Glad ya like my cookies. Bite the head off Magneto! Yeah, you KNOW you wanna.

  13. 1. “I finished my character sheet. I have all the powers of the X-Men, and my mouth ISN’T sown shut.”

  14. 2. Look, if you’re not going to say anything this is going to be one boring caption contest.

  15. Not the touchy-feely type, eh? That’s okay, I kill with no remorse.

  16. Look Centaur, old buddy I’m sorry I stole your thunder… Oh wait, that’s that hot African chick…Ohhh yeah is it ever *mumbles*lightning rod*mumbles* – Where were we?.. that’s right, thank you internet nerd, I know you worked hard, really hard, really really really hard, 1,2,3 yeah, on this little plan and some would say I ruined it, just a smidge, but let’s be honest with ourselves, I Deadpool, obviously, awesomfied it! Leeerrooyy JJJenkins! Shoo, I feel better, Glad we had this talk champ, and sorry about the smell.

  17. Benjamin Altomonte

    Entry 1: Really, you’re playing chess with action figures.
    Entry 2: Cyclops, are you playing with action figures without me?
    Entry 3: Why don’t you have an action figure of me?