Ok guys, time for another caption contest, sorry this wasn't up yesterday, got kinda sidetracked with other things. Anyway, this week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 29th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
Deadpool: Incey wincy spider-
Spiderman: seriously…
Deadpool: what!?
DP: With great power comes great responsibility.
Spidey: You didn’t want to take the elevator, did you?
DP: It was full of dead people…
DP: Hurry, I’m prairie dogging back here.
Spidey: Well, what the hell does that mean?
DP: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
DP: Your love keep liftin’ me…
Spidey: Keeps liftin’ me?
DP: Liftin’ me higher and higher!
DP: We’re almost at the top!
Spidey: Uh, Deadpool, why are you clinging to me like that?
DP: Oh, you’ll see~
Deadpool: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can…
Spider-Man: Will you please stop singing that stupid song!!!
Deadpool: But it’s so nostalgic
Deadpool: Hey Spidy I was wondering. How did you ever get that sweet deal with Marvel and Sony?
Spider-Man: How’d you get you’re own movie?
Deadpool: …Oh, I see
Deadpool: Spidey, darling, who does your nails?
Spider-Man: I will drop you.
Deadpool: Wolverine has a technician on retainer.
Deadpool: Why can’t we go through the front door?
Spider-Man: Just keep it down.
Deadpool: AUNT MAY! ARE YOU HOME RIGHT NOW?!?
Deadpool: Hey Spidy… Something about this panel feels wrong. Like very, very worng.
Spider-Man: You Think!!!
Deadpool: Yeah, I just can’t put my finger on it.
Dp:hey spidey?
Spidey:what is it now?
Dp:if you were the son of Wolfsbane
Dp:would you be a “Wolf-Spider??”
Spidey:I swear to god you’re gonna be a “Dead Pool” in front of Taskmaster’s door
Deadpool: You’re sure you can sneak me into the MCU?
Spider-Man: We’ll hide you in the background of the next Avengers movie.
Deadpool: Yay! I want to meet Benedict Cumberbatch!
ENTRY 1
-DEADPOOL: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE LION KING SOOOOONG!!!
-SPIDERMAN: Oh for the love of….
-DEADPOOL: Onward, Simba!
ENTRY 2
-DEADPOOL: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Etc? Etc? Etc?
-SPIDERMAN: Just a few more decades until retirement…
-DEADPOOL: I have to go potty!
ENTRY 3
-DEADPOOL: And then I says “Marge, honey, Magneto’s no good for you.”
-SPIDERMAN: You never see Batman travel with carry-on’s like this…
-DEADPOOL: And then Marge says…
Deadpool: Guess how many chimichangas are in my stomach right now?
Spidey: I dunno 100.
Deadpool: WRONG! Zero, they’re all coming out of my ass right now.
Deadpool: Taking this ride all the way to the top, baby!
Spider-Man: How did I let Stan Lee talk me into this?
Deadpool: Excelsior!
1. D: Hey man, you know what I just realized?
S: No?
D: Eight limbs! We have eight limbs together!
2. D: which floor?
S: You don’t remember?
D: Don’t worry, they’ll be the ones that shoot at us.
3. D: Could we stop at the thirtieth floor?
S: Why would we stop there?
D: I’m gonna throw up.