Caption Contest #90

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, sorry this wasn't up yesterday, got kinda sidetracked with other things. Anyway, this week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 29th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

JR19759

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14 Responses to Caption Contest #90

  1. Faamatala Sili

    Deadpool: Incey wincy spider-
    Spiderman: seriously…
    Deadpool: what!?

  2. Treasure Hunter

    DP: With great power comes great responsibility.
    Spidey: You didn’t want to take the elevator, did you?
    DP: It was full of dead people…

    DP: Hurry, I’m prairie dogging back here.
    Spidey: Well, what the hell does that mean?
    DP: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.

    DP: Your love keep liftin’ me…
    Spidey: Keeps liftin’ me?
    DP: Liftin’ me higher and higher!

  3. DP: We’re almost at the top!
    Spidey: Uh, Deadpool, why are you clinging to me like that?
    DP: Oh, you’ll see~

  4. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe

    Deadpool: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can…
    Spider-Man: Will you please stop singing that stupid song!!!
    Deadpool: But it’s so nostalgic

  5. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe

    Deadpool: Hey Spidy I was wondering. How did you ever get that sweet deal with Marvel and Sony?
    Spider-Man: How’d you get you’re own movie?
    Deadpool: …Oh, I see

  6. The Atomic Punk

    Deadpool: Spidey, darling, who does your nails?

    Spider-Man: I will drop you.

    Deadpool: Wolverine has a technician on retainer.

  7. The Atomic Punk

    Deadpool: Why can’t we go through the front door?

    Spider-Man: Just keep it down.

    Deadpool: AUNT MAY! ARE YOU HOME RIGHT NOW?!?

  8. Rekulhs Nathe Rekulhs Nathe

    Deadpool: Hey Spidy… Something about this panel feels wrong. Like very, very worng.
    Spider-Man: You Think!!!
    Deadpool: Yeah, I just can’t put my finger on it.

  9. Dp:hey spidey?
    Spidey:what is it now?
    Dp:if you were the son of Wolfsbane

    Dp:would you be a “Wolf-Spider??”

    Spidey:I swear to god you’re gonna be a “Dead Pool” in front of Taskmaster’s door

  10. Deadpool: You’re sure you can sneak me into the MCU?
    Spider-Man: We’ll hide you in the background of the next Avengers movie.
    Deadpool: Yay! I want to meet Benedict Cumberbatch!

  11. PrimeLionstar

    ENTRY 1
    -DEADPOOL: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE LION KING SOOOOONG!!!
    -SPIDERMAN: Oh for the love of….
    -DEADPOOL: Onward, Simba!

    ENTRY 2
    -DEADPOOL: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Etc? Etc? Etc?
    -SPIDERMAN: Just a few more decades until retirement…
    -DEADPOOL: I have to go potty!

    ENTRY 3
    -DEADPOOL: And then I says “Marge, honey, Magneto’s no good for you.”
    -SPIDERMAN: You never see Batman travel with carry-on’s like this…
    -DEADPOOL: And then Marge says…

  12. Deadpool: Guess how many chimichangas are in my stomach right now?
    Spidey: I dunno 100.
    Deadpool: WRONG! Zero, they’re all coming out of my ass right now.

  13. The Atomic Punk

    Deadpool: Taking this ride all the way to the top, baby!

    Spider-Man: How did I let Stan Lee talk me into this?

    Deadpool: Excelsior!

  14. 1. D: Hey man, you know what I just realized?
    S: No?
    D: Eight limbs! We have eight limbs together!
    2. D: which floor?
    S: You don’t remember?
    D: Don’t worry, they’ll be the ones that shoot at us.
    3. D: Could we stop at the thirtieth floor?
    S: Why would we stop there?
    D: I’m gonna throw up.