Caption Contest #88

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 1st) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

JR19759

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20 Responses to Caption Contest #88

  1. PrimeLionstar PrimeLionstar says:

    Entry #1: The IRS will never find me here!

    Entry #2: Behold! I is gator!

    Entry #3: This is NOT a midlife crisis!

  2. Avatar RobM says:

    Man, this is a croc!

  3. Avatar Worf says:

    I TOLD you there were giant gators in the sewers!

  4. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    You put de man in de alligator, you drink ’em bot’ up.

  5. Avatar Tuldabar says:

    You know that old song?
    Never smile at a crocodile…

  6. Avatar Richard DeRemer says:

    #1 Mr. Schmee, I seem to have found where we lost my alarm clock.

    #2 I love it when a plan comes together.

    #3 These are not crocodile tears I’m shedding.

  7. Avatar MLS says:

    “…but I don’t know why she swallowed a fly…”

  8. Avatar Grifter87 says:

    #1 And thus, the Hunted became the Hunter.

    #2 It is not enough to think like a crocodile. You must BECOME a crocodile.

    #3 What do you mean, “There’s already a Crocodile Dundee”?

  9. Drinkfluid Drinkfluid says:

    Guy: I always thought I was bein’ true… but it turns out I was just in da NILE!

  10. Avatar William Peterson says:

    1.) “See you in awhile, Crocodile!”
    2.) “Killer Croc will never see through this clever bat-disguise!”

  11. Avatar keric says:

    1)
    The name’s Gecko and you could save 15% or more…
    2)
    I SAID alligator skin LUGGAGE!

  12. Avatar Chris says:

    The Florida Spy Gators

  13. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    The Atomic Punk:
    #2 Just overcoming my herpetophobia.

    #3 Want to go on “body adventure?”

    I should amend my first entry to “You put de man in de crocodile, you drink ’em bot’ up.”But that looks like a gator more than a croc.

  14. Avatar Funkmachine7 says:

    1) Thay said i could be anything so i became Godzilla!
    2) Raaaarr! Godzilla! Smash!

  15. Avatar Herr D says:

    Yowza! I’m flabbergasted! My first six ideas were taken!

    1. Dr. Strange said to be here, in the wizard’s lizard’s gizzards . . .
    2. Revenge is sweet, my friend! I’ve had a frog in my throat MANY TIMES . . .
    3. duhDahduhDahduhDahduhDahduhDahduhDah . . .

  16. Avatar Treasure Hunter says:

    Sweet serpentine; croc slime never felt so good!

  17. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    1) “Zhu Li, Do the thing!”

    2) “Well I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun.”

  18. Avatar Frankie says:

    “From now on, the joke goes…a HORSE walks into a bar…”

  19. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I told you I’d give you the head, the tail, the whole damn reptile.”

  20. Avatar Stinger says:

    “What’s the password?”