Caption Contest #88

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 1st) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.


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20 Responses to Caption Contest #88

  1. Entry #1: The IRS will never find me here!

    Entry #2: Behold! I is gator!

    Entry #3: This is NOT a midlife crisis!

  2. Man, this is a croc!

  3. I TOLD you there were giant gators in the sewers!

  4. Avatar The Atomic Punk

    You put de man in de alligator, you drink ’em bot’ up.

  5. You know that old song?
    Never smile at a crocodile…

  6. Avatar Richard DeRemer

    #1 Mr. Schmee, I seem to have found where we lost my alarm clock.

    #2 I love it when a plan comes together.

    #3 These are not crocodile tears I’m shedding.

  7. “…but I don’t know why she swallowed a fly…”

  8. #1 And thus, the Hunted became the Hunter.

    #2 It is not enough to think like a crocodile. You must BECOME a crocodile.

    #3 What do you mean, “There’s already a Crocodile Dundee”?

  9. Guy: I always thought I was bein’ true… but it turns out I was just in da NILE!

  10. Avatar William Peterson

    1.) “See you in awhile, Crocodile!”
    2.) “Killer Croc will never see through this clever bat-disguise!”

  11. 1)
    The name’s Gecko and you could save 15% or more…
    I SAID alligator skin LUGGAGE!

  12. The Florida Spy Gators

  13. Avatar The Atomic Punk

    The Atomic Punk:
    #2 Just overcoming my herpetophobia.

    #3 Want to go on “body adventure?”

    I should amend my first entry to “You put de man in de crocodile, you drink ’em bot’ up.”But that looks like a gator more than a croc.

  14. 1) Thay said i could be anything so i became Godzilla!
    2) Raaaarr! Godzilla! Smash!

  15. Yowza! I’m flabbergasted! My first six ideas were taken!

    1. Dr. Strange said to be here, in the wizard’s lizard’s gizzards . . .
    2. Revenge is sweet, my friend! I’ve had a frog in my throat MANY TIMES . . .
    3. duhDahduhDahduhDahduhDahduhDahduhDah . . .

  16. Avatar Treasure Hunter

    Sweet serpentine; croc slime never felt so good!

  17. 1) “Zhu Li, Do the thing!”

    2) “Well I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun.”

  18. “From now on, the joke goes…a HORSE walks into a bar…”

  19. “I told you I’d give you the head, the tail, the whole damn reptile.”

  20. “What’s the password?”