Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (March 1st) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
Entry #1: The IRS will never find me here!
Entry #2: Behold! I is gator!
Entry #3: This is NOT a midlife crisis!
Man, this is a croc!
I TOLD you there were giant gators in the sewers!
You put de man in de alligator, you drink ’em bot’ up.
You know that old song?
Never smile at a crocodile…
#1 Mr. Schmee, I seem to have found where we lost my alarm clock.
#2 I love it when a plan comes together.
#3 These are not crocodile tears I’m shedding.
“…but I don’t know why she swallowed a fly…”
#1 And thus, the Hunted became the Hunter.
#2 It is not enough to think like a crocodile. You must BECOME a crocodile.
#3 What do you mean, “There’s already a Crocodile Dundee”?
Guy: I always thought I was bein’ true… but it turns out I was just in da NILE!
1.) “See you in awhile, Crocodile!”
2.) “Killer Croc will never see through this clever bat-disguise!”
The name’s Gecko and you could save 15% or more…
I SAID alligator skin LUGGAGE!
The Florida Spy Gators
1) Thay said i could be anything so i became Godzilla!
2) Raaaarr! Godzilla! Smash!
Yowza! I’m flabbergasted! My first six ideas were taken!
1. Dr. Strange said to be here, in the wizard’s lizard’s gizzards . . .
2. Revenge is sweet, my friend! I’ve had a frog in my throat MANY TIMES . . .
3. duhDahduhDahduhDahduhDahduhDahduhDah . . .
Sweet serpentine; croc slime never felt so good!
1) “Zhu Li, Do the thing!”
2) “Well I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun.”
“From now on, the joke goes…a HORSE walks into a bar…”
“I told you I’d give you the head, the tail, the whole damn reptile.”
“What’s the password?”