Kaldath’s Caption Contest #61

IT'S BACK!! That's right folks it is the return of our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for the following image:
Spider Gewen 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday March 24th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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22 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #61

  1. Sony did what?
    I’m ready for my closeup, Marvel Studios!

  2. What do you mean ‘they look like slippers’?

  3. 1.hold on a sec I think there is a pebble in my shoe

    2. For the last time Im not Taylor Swift.

  4. FastestFalcon

    What did the Spider say to the fly?… Shoe!

  5. FastestFalcon

    Just when I thought this outfit couldn’t get any tighter, you shrunk my socks in the dryer!? *sigh*…Spidey, honey, didn’t anyone ever teach you how to do laundry?

  6. BurnedSmackdown BurnedSmackdown

    Wait what happened to me in the 2nd movie?

  7. 1. I’ll be there in just a sec… but first, let me put on my white and gold legwear.

    2. What? You didn’t think I was going to STAY dead, did you? Who’d you think I was, Uncle Ben?

  8. Just because my shoe fell off doesn’t mean I’m Cinderella!

  9. And now Marvel tells me they won’t allow me to leave footprints on the ceilings anymore!

  10. I’m almost ready for the spidergirl ballet!

  11. 1. –He bet me he could knock my socks off . . .
    2. Yeah? In a hurry? These don’t come in CONTROL TOP!
    3. Well? They don’t HAVE phone booths anymore!

  12. 1) …And this is where the “I <3 Peter" tattoo used to be.
    2) If they're Secret Wars, then how do YOU know about them?
    3) I save a ton on furniture this way.

  13. FastestFalcon

    “So, um… I’m kind of stuck in this web… Guess my only way out is to undress… you don’t mind, do you? ;)”

  14. “hold on I’m getting dressed”

  15. @Herr D

    Haha, I was just about to type something similar to your third entry that I thought of during the day. Great minds think alike! 🙂

  16. 3. Spider-Man reboot, huh? Well Spider-Gwen is getting “re-booted” as we speak.

  17. Who knew getting spider powers were going to result in Barbie Doll feet!

  18. Are you sure you don’t have these in a 81/2

  19. What do I have to do to get a shoe horn in this Footlocker?

  20. redligerwing59

    Thats it!!! I’m putting a zipper in the back, It’s just to hard to get undressed to use the ladies room.
    I told you I shave my legs.
    How come I don’t have three inch heels, like all the other female superhero’s?

  21. Spider Girl, Spider Girl, does whatever a sipder…..Damn why is it so hard to find rhyme for girl!?

  22. New orthopedic tights for super heroes – because while you’re saving the world, we’re saving you!