Kaldath’s Caption Contest #61

IT'S BACK!! That's right folks it is the return of our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for the following image:
Spider Gewen 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday March 24th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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22 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #61

  1. ams ams says:

    Sony did what?
    I’m ready for my closeup, Marvel Studios!

  2. Skoul Skoul says:

    What do you mean ‘they look like slippers’?

  3. Maverik1313 Maverik1313 says:

    1.hold on a sec I think there is a pebble in my shoe

    2. For the last time Im not Taylor Swift.

  4. Avatar FastestFalcon says:

    What did the Spider say to the fly?… Shoe!

  5. Avatar FastestFalcon says:

    Just when I thought this outfit couldn’t get any tighter, you shrunk my socks in the dryer!? *sigh*…Spidey, honey, didn’t anyone ever teach you how to do laundry?

  6. BurnedSmackdown BurnedSmackdown says:

    Wait what happened to me in the 2nd movie?

  7. Sabrina Sabrina says:

    1. I’ll be there in just a sec… but first, let me put on my white and gold legwear.

    2. What? You didn’t think I was going to STAY dead, did you? Who’d you think I was, Uncle Ben?

  8. Avatar AH says:

    Just because my shoe fell off doesn’t mean I’m Cinderella!

  9. Avatar Keric says:

    And now Marvel tells me they won’t allow me to leave footprints on the ceilings anymore!

  10. Avatar Keric says:

    I’m almost ready for the spidergirl ballet!

  11. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. –He bet me he could knock my socks off . . .
    2. Yeah? In a hurry? These don’t come in CONTROL TOP!
    3. Well? They don’t HAVE phone booths anymore!

  12. Avatar KatmirStone says:

    1) …And this is where the “I <3 Peter" tattoo used to be.
    2) If they're Secret Wars, then how do YOU know about them?
    3) I save a ton on furniture this way.

  13. Avatar FastestFalcon says:

    “So, um… I’m kind of stuck in this web… Guess my only way out is to undress… you don’t mind, do you? ;)”

  14. Outcast Outcast says:

    “hold on I’m getting dressed”

  15. Sabrina Sabrina says:

    @Herr D

    Haha, I was just about to type something similar to your third entry that I thought of during the day. Great minds think alike! 🙂

  16. Sabrina Sabrina says:

    3. Spider-Man reboot, huh? Well Spider-Gwen is getting “re-booted” as we speak.

  17. Avatar punkjay says:

    Who knew getting spider powers were going to result in Barbie Doll feet!

  18. Avatar punkjay says:

    Are you sure you don’t have these in a 81/2

  19. Avatar punkjay says:

    What do I have to do to get a shoe horn in this Footlocker?

  20. Avatar redligerwing59 says:

    Thats it!!! I’m putting a zipper in the back, It’s just to hard to get undressed to use the ladies room.
    I told you I shave my legs.
    How come I don’t have three inch heels, like all the other female superhero’s?

  21. Skoul Skoul says:

    Spider Girl, Spider Girl, does whatever a sipder…..Damn why is it so hard to find rhyme for girl!?

  22. Skoul Skoul says:

    New orthopedic tights for super heroes – because while you’re saving the world, we’re saving you!