Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

Ladies and Gentlemen gather round, for it is caption contest time! Since my selection for the contest last week as a bit of a flop it is my hope that you all are better inspired by this weeks selection! Your mission should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 4th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

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33 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

  1. 1. Moo-ve please.
    2. Don’t have a cow man.
    3. What do you mean I can’t join your team? I was in the Amazing Zoo Crew for 10 years!

  2. 1. “The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility bell
    2. “Somebody order the Bat-burgers?”
    3. “It’s about time you got here. Seriously, you took Forever, People.”

  3. Meueueuhhhh !

  4. Sorry in advance:

    1. Nothing like milking an idea for all it’s worth.
    2. “Forever People” and Udderly Ridiculous.
    3. Have you seen my cow-l?
    4. I’m moo-ving in.
    5. Herd you needed help, so I hoofed it on over.
    6. We appear to be on the horns of a dilemma.
    7. What’s your beef with me?
    8. Cud you step aside, please?
    9. Shanks for the invitation.

  5. “I may have four, but even I can’t stomach Didio’s writing.”

  6. Wait, can I record this and post it on bo-Vine?

  7. “Who you callin’ chicken?”

  8. I wanna change my first entry.

    1. Moo-ve, or we’re gonna have beef!

  9. 1. Welcome to Batcow Pastures, I’ll be your host Ms. Pattie. Here at Batcow Pastures, we strive for excellency in every glass, bottle, jug, or pale of our patented Batcow M(iracle). I(nfused). L(ime). K(ola) energy drink. Shaken not stirred in the utter of a genuine BCP Batcow, pre-approved by “The FREAKING Batman”, might I add, all for that extra giddy-up and go for all your crime fighting needs.

    -Sorry for the length, but I had to run with it, unlike scissors, never run with scissors!

    -Those are a little rancid, sorry

  10. 1. Welcome to Batcow Pastures, I’ll be your host Mr. Pattie. Here at Batcow Pastures, we strive for excellency in every glass, bottle, jug, or pale of our patented Batcow M(iracle). I(nfused). L(ime). K(ola) energy drink. Shaken not stirred in the utter of a genuine BCP Batcow, pre-approved by “The FREAKING Batman”, might I add, all for that extra giddy-up and go for all your crime fighting needs.

    -Sorry for the length, but I had to run with it, unlike scissors, never run with scissors!

  11. 1. I should stick to eating GRASS.
    2. Moo 52?
    3. Please, no more cow-tipping!

  12. I am the Holy cow that Robin spoke of!

  13. Needs more cowbell.
    (I know I’ve already had three entries, but I had to say it).

  14. 1) I, Batman, am a MASTER of disguise!

    2) “Sigh!” I knew they’d bring back Red Kryptonite!

    3) Hey, big guy! Leggo the gay Mexican’s wiener!

  15. Demoninthenight

    Man, this is bull.

  16. …Real suffering is not known…

  17. 1. You want this strange, golden, square, bell thingy? Well you’re going to have to go through me!

    2. Wait, are you a FEMALE comic book character who doesn’t wear revealing clothing? This place is weird.

  18. What are YOU mad at? I was turned into BAT-COW!!!!

  19. 3. Turn yourself into a cow they said… it’ll be fun they said.. I’m never playing Truth or Dare with the Justice League again.

  20. Darn you Forever People! I’m missing my crossover with Kripto the Superdog!

  21. Eat more chicken.
    You got a beef with me?
    This could end udderly disasterous for you three.

  22. -I’m the mooh vegan beefed-up super -hero.
    -My super-power? Turning grass into super tasty meat!
    -I am the caped grass-eater.

  23. Skrull? What’s a Skrull?

  24. 1. Behold, the caped Moo-sader!
    2. Have you seen the bat moo-bile?
    3. Disappointed? The feeling’s moo-tual!

  25. “It is I! The Udder-ly Amazing Baron Von Bovine!”

  26. JR19759:
    Needs more cowbell.
    (I know I’ve already had three entries, but I had to say it).

    I applaud that joke sir, well done.

  27. Na na na na na,
    na na na na na,
    Bat Cow!

  28. Moo, moo, moo. I’m a were-cow!

    Well, what kind of patties did you expect to find in a cow pasture?

    With this amp, I have all the cowbell I need.

  29. 1. um… moo?
    2. your kicken’ me out? that’s B.S.!
    3.What do you call a cow in a mask? Camooflauged!

  30. 1. Sc-moo you guys…
    2. Eating burgers like I wouldn’t mind. As if.
    3. Where’s Horse? I can’t be a dynamic duo if my sideki- I mean partner is missing!

  31. I’m changing my third one:

    What do you call a cow in a disguise? Camooflauged!

  32. 1)Wow does anyone think these New 52 team-ups Mooronic?
    2) Some jerk keeps chasing me with A1 steak sauce and a grill, How rude!