Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

Ladies and Gentlemen gather round, for it is caption contest time! Since my selection for the contest last week as a bit of a flop it is my hope that you all are better inspired by this weeks selection! Your mission should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 4th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

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33 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49

  1. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    1. Moo-ve please.
    2. Don’t have a cow man.
    3. What do you mean I can’t join your team? I was in the Amazing Zoo Crew for 10 years!

  2. Avatar MLS says:

    1. “The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility bell
    2. “Somebody order the Bat-burgers?”
    3. “It’s about time you got here. Seriously, you took Forever, People.”

  3. Avatar Green says:

    Meueueuhhhh !

  4. Avatar RobM says:

    Sorry in advance:

    1. Nothing like milking an idea for all it’s worth.
    2. “Forever People” and Udderly Ridiculous.
    3. Have you seen my cow-l?
    4. I’m moo-ving in.
    5. Herd you needed help, so I hoofed it on over.
    6. We appear to be on the horns of a dilemma.
    7. What’s your beef with me?
    8. Cud you step aside, please?
    9. Shanks for the invitation.

  5. Avatar RobM says:

    “I may have four, but even I can’t stomach Didio’s writing.”

  6. Avatar RobM says:

    Wait, can I record this and post it on bo-Vine?

  7. ams ams says:

    “Who you callin’ chicken?”

  8. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    I wanna change my first entry.

    1. Moo-ve, or we’re gonna have beef!

  9. Avatar GuyGenesis says:

    1. Welcome to Batcow Pastures, I’ll be your host Ms. Pattie. Here at Batcow Pastures, we strive for excellency in every glass, bottle, jug, or pale of our patented Batcow M(iracle). I(nfused). L(ime). K(ola) energy drink. Shaken not stirred in the utter of a genuine BCP Batcow, pre-approved by “The FREAKING Batman”, might I add, all for that extra giddy-up and go for all your crime fighting needs.

    -Sorry for the length, but I had to run with it, unlike scissors, never run with scissors!

    -Those are a little rancid, sorry

  10. Avatar GuyGenesis says:

    1. Welcome to Batcow Pastures, I’ll be your host Mr. Pattie. Here at Batcow Pastures, we strive for excellency in every glass, bottle, jug, or pale of our patented Batcow M(iracle). I(nfused). L(ime). K(ola) energy drink. Shaken not stirred in the utter of a genuine BCP Batcow, pre-approved by “The FREAKING Batman”, might I add, all for that extra giddy-up and go for all your crime fighting needs.

    -Sorry for the length, but I had to run with it, unlike scissors, never run with scissors!

  11. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. I should stick to eating GRASS.
    2. Moo 52?
    3. Please, no more cow-tipping!

  12. Avatar keric says:

    I am the Holy cow that Robin spoke of!

  13. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    Needs more cowbell.
    (I know I’ve already had three entries, but I had to say it).

  14. Avatar skybandit says:

    1) I, Batman, am a MASTER of disguise!

    2) “Sigh!” I knew they’d bring back Red Kryptonite!

    3) Hey, big guy! Leggo the gay Mexican’s wiener!

  15. Avatar Demoninthenight says:

    Man, this is bull.

  16. Avatar Vectorman316 says:

    …Real suffering is not known…

  17. Sabrina Sabrina says:

    1. You want this strange, golden, square, bell thingy? Well you’re going to have to go through me!

    2. Wait, are you a FEMALE comic book character who doesn’t wear revealing clothing? This place is weird.

  18. Avatar Worf says:

    What are YOU mad at? I was turned into BAT-COW!!!!

  19. Sabrina Sabrina says:

    3. Turn yourself into a cow they said… it’ll be fun they said.. I’m never playing Truth or Dare with the Justice League again.

  20. Avatar punkjay says:

    Darn you Forever People! I’m missing my crossover with Kripto the Superdog!

  21. Avatar TOOL says:

    Eat more chicken.
    You got a beef with me?
    This could end udderly disasterous for you three.

  22. Avatar Jean-Seb says:

    -I’m the mooh vegan beefed-up super -hero.
    -My super-power? Turning grass into super tasty meat!
    -I am the caped grass-eater.

  23. Avatar Bael says:

    Skrull? What’s a Skrull?

  24. Skoul Skoul says:

    1. Behold, the caped Moo-sader!
    2. Have you seen the bat moo-bile?
    3. Disappointed? The feeling’s moo-tual!

  25. Avatar Dovahkiin says:

    “It is I! The Udder-ly Amazing Baron Von Bovine!”

  26. Avatar Dovahkiin says:

    JR19759:
    Needs more cowbell.
    (I know I’ve already had three entries, but I had to say it).

    I applaud that joke sir, well done.

  27. Avatar keric says:

    Na na na na na,
    na na na na na,
    Bat Cow!

  28. Avatar Phatchick says:

    Moo, moo, moo. I’m a were-cow!

    Well, what kind of patties did you expect to find in a cow pasture?

    With this amp, I have all the cowbell I need.

  29. leonides11 leonides11 says:

    1. um… moo?
    2. your kicken’ me out? that’s B.S.!
    3.What do you call a cow in a mask? Camooflauged!

  30. Avatar Jawsabi says:

    1. Sc-moo you guys…
    2. Eating burgers like I wouldn’t mind. As if.
    3. Where’s Horse? I can’t be a dynamic duo if my sideki- I mean partner is missing!

  31. leonides11 leonides11 says:

    I’m changing my third one:

    What do you call a cow in a disguise? Camooflauged!

  32. Avatar punkjay says:

    1)Wow does anyone think these New 52 team-ups Mooronic?
    2) Some jerk keeps chasing me with A1 steak sauce and a grill, How rude!