It is once again time for our weekly Caption Contest, and as usual your challenge is to give me you best dialogue for both word bubble in this image:
The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 16th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
Deadpool: Riveting tale, Chap
Union Jack(?): who are you talking to?
1. Left: I’ll kill him with my teacup. Right: You are a strange, sad little man.
2. L: Count off? R: Perhaps FOUR paces?
3. L: Old bag. R: Googly git.
L: So what fashion school taught you to dress like that again?
R: Elementary, my dear Deadpool. Elementary.
L: Drinking the tea through the mask adds flavor!
R: But the monocle?
L: Hey, we’re starring in a caption contest!
R: Caption… what?
L: Haha, I get it! I dress up as England, and he dresses up as America! Clever!
R: If you’re going to talk to yourself all night, I’m picking a new foreign exchange partner.
Deadpool: Man, I hate this guy.
Captain Britain: Man, I love this guy.
DP: It’s funny because we switched stereotypes, HA.
CB: If this were really funny, we would have dresses on, like a good British comedy, HA.
DP: I brought this hat from home.
CB: I stole this hat from his home.
L: In the Navy…
R: …you can sail the seven seas…
L: Silent but deadly!
R: Coor, ‘e’s been eatin’ kippers!
L: How to drink this…
R: Ah, now I’ll get to see his face!
L: Sooo C.B. now that I look the part can I make the moves on The Queen?
R: Wow! Wolverine was right, you really are a bloody twit!
Captain Britain: “Well, I may look like a fool, but at least I’m the one holding the baseball bat.”
Deadpool: “Little does he know, holding my tea cup like this leaves my pinky free to kill him.”
L: I hate these cross cultural exchanges, “DAMN BRITS”.
R: I hate these cross cultural exchanges, “BLOODY YANKS”.
L: YYeeech! Do you British idiots ever put sugar in your tea??.
R: Sure we do Yank, Hehehe, How many lumps would you like?, One or Two?.
Captain Britain: “As ridiculous as this is, it’s the only way to keep Deadpool from learning the true nature of our mission.”
Deadpool: “Too bad for him, I already read this issue like, six times.”
R: Where are we anyway?
L: There’s something in my coffee!
R: What is he drinking? Does he think that’s tea?
L: Goodness! My cup’s empty!
Or maybe this:
R: What he doesn’t know is that I’m not really Captain Britain!
L: What HE doesn’t know is I can read his thought balloons.