Kaldath's Caption Contest #42

It is once again time for our weekly Caption Contest, and as usual your challenge is to give me you best dialogue for both word bubble in this image:

CB and DP 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 16th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

 

 

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11 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #42

  1. Deadpool: Riveting tale, Chap
    Union Jack(?): who are you talking to?

  2. 1. Left: I’ll kill him with my teacup. Right: You are a strange, sad little man.
    2. L: Count off? R: Perhaps FOUR paces?
    3. L: Old bag. R: Googly git.

  3. L: So what fashion school taught you to dress like that again?
    R: Elementary, my dear Deadpool. Elementary.

  4. L: Drinking the tea through the mask adds flavor!
    R: But the monocle?

    L: Hey, we’re starring in a caption contest!
    R: Caption… what?

    L: Haha, I get it! I dress up as England, and he dresses up as America! Clever!
    R: If you’re going to talk to yourself all night, I’m picking a new foreign exchange partner.

  5. Deadpool: Man, I hate this guy.
    Captain Britain: Man, I love this guy.

    DP: It’s funny because we switched stereotypes, HA.
    CB: If this were really funny, we would have dresses on, like a good British comedy, HA.

    DP: I brought this hat from home.
    CB: I stole this hat from his home.

  6. L: In the Navy…
    R: …you can sail the seven seas…

    L: Silent but deadly!
    R: Coor, ‘e’s been eatin’ kippers!

    L: How to drink this…
    R: Ah, now I’ll get to see his face!

  7. L: Sooo C.B. now that I look the part can I make the moves on The Queen?
    R: Wow! Wolverine was right, you really are a bloody twit!

  8. 1)
    Captain Britain: “Well, I may look like a fool, but at least I’m the one holding the baseball bat.”
    Deadpool: “Little does he know, holding my tea cup like this leaves my pinky free to kill him.”

  9. L: I hate these cross cultural exchanges, “DAMN BRITS”.
    R: I hate these cross cultural exchanges, “BLOODY YANKS”.
    L: YYeeech! Do you British idiots ever put sugar in your tea??.
    R: Sure we do Yank, Hehehe, How many lumps would you like?, One or Two?.

  10. 2)
    Captain Britain: “As ridiculous as this is, it’s the only way to keep Deadpool from learning the true nature of our mission.”
    Deadpool: “Too bad for him, I already read this issue like, six times.”

  11. R: Where are we anyway?
    L: There’s something in my coffee!

    Alternatively:

    R: What is he drinking? Does he think that’s tea?
    L: Goodness! My cup’s empty!

    Or maybe this:

    R: What he doesn’t know is that I’m not really Captain Britain!
    L: What HE doesn’t know is I can read his thought balloons.