Kaldath's Caption Contest #32

Once more it is time to jump feet first into another Caption Contest. This week I want you to get your thinking caps on and give me some good replacment dialogue for the following image:


The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday July 1st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entriesno worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!


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30 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #32

  1. Well, I guess that lion isn’t out here. . .

  2. They can’t be far… I can almost *feel* their presence!

    Ah, bite me, I quit!

    Visit Africa they said! You’ll see lions they said!

  3. Animals? I don’t see any animals.

  4. I tawt I taw a pooty-tat? I did! I did taw a pooty-tat!

  5. Avatar Hexadecimal

    – There’s something behind me…isn’t there?

    – When I asked for a backup team, this isn’t what I had in mind…

  6. I have no idea what I’m doing… but I like the gun!

  7. there’s a lion pun here SOMEWHERE, just gotta find it…

  8. Can’t find that Doctor Moreau anywhere!

    The things I go through to repair my bassoon!

    Wow! That Jessica Rabbit is HOT!

  9. Avatar Super_Trooper_X3

    ‘They said there would be pigs, bears and lions.Have a look Guys not much on at the zoo. *Silence* Guys?’.

    ‘Who ever the hell invented these tiny binoculars, their next on my mercenary list. Hmm seems like my list is full’.

    ‘I find cats amusing. Not only are they stupid, they are… *Sniff* *Sniff* I..Is that Me or do i smell kitty breath?’.

  10. “We’ve stuck around and delayed enough. Guys, it’s time for the counter-attack.”

  11. “Be vairry,vairry quiet…I’m hunting wabbit!”

  12. OK, I see the tigers, I see the bears, I don’t see the @%^^! LIONS

  13. Avatar Jj's CHEESE

    here they come ill die to save the world

  14. Avatar Jj's CHEESE

    hi my names gun who is this uy holding me eerr and I thinck I should tell him about the lion

  15. Day 47 still no sign of wildlife

  16. 1. Well *I* can’t make this shot. Why don’t YOU try?
    2. What do were-lions do at parties besides drink from flasks that look like binoculars and hold rifle-shaped beer bongs for the were-squirrels?
    3. I KNOW. Real knee-slapper! You know what ELSE? . . .

  17. Clever Girl

  18. “I’ve found the assistant Editors, at last! Charge!!!!” 😉
    {Guys, the cybernetically enhanced animals seem to be attacking WITH Deadpool….}

  19. Lions, and tigers, and Sabretooth, oh my!

  20. “Hmph! Jumanji ain’t so tough!”

  21. And so the hunter becomes the hunted.

    Lions, Tiger, and Bears, Oh my!


  22. I’ve finally sighted the elusive Rocket Raccoon. Cimichangas! Er.. I mean, CHARGE!”

    OK boys, we’ve been lion in wait long enough.


  23. “You ever get the feeling…Nah, never mind.”

  24. Big cats in the area? Surely you’re lyin’!

  25. -Hi I’m Deadpool, welcome to Jackass.

  26. Tally-ho!

  27. “I love the smell of Deadpool in the morning!”

    “I’m having a bully day!”

    “I say, did I just break wind?” (the lion looks surprised and mid-gag)

  28. The natives are getting restless…

    I say, can you not see my boomstick?

    Ah yes…once again it’s the usual suspects.

  29. DP=Drink Deadpool’s root beer !, The animals are crazy for them!

  30. DP=Maybe the Gun ticked them off!
    DP=Are animals suppose to have Armor?