Kaldath's Caption Contest #32

Once more it is time to jump feet first into another Caption Contest. This week I want you to get your thinking caps on and give me some good replacment dialogue for the following image:


The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday July 1st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entriesno worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!


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30 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #32

  1. Avatar Kipp says:

    Well, I guess that lion isn’t out here. . .

  2. Avatar Alast says:

    They can’t be far… I can almost *feel* their presence!

    Ah, bite me, I quit!

    Visit Africa they said! You’ll see lions they said!

  3. Avatar Worf says:

    Animals? I don’t see any animals.

  4. Avatar steve says:

    I tawt I taw a pooty-tat? I did! I did taw a pooty-tat!

  5. Avatar Hexadecimal says:

    – There’s something behind me…isn’t there?

    – When I asked for a backup team, this isn’t what I had in mind…

  6. Avatar Guy Diga says:

    I have no idea what I’m doing… but I like the gun!

  7. Avatar Guy Diga says:

    there’s a lion pun here SOMEWHERE, just gotta find it…

  8. Avatar skybandit says:

    Can’t find that Doctor Moreau anywhere!

    The things I go through to repair my bassoon!

    Wow! That Jessica Rabbit is HOT!

  9. Avatar Super_Trooper_X3 says:

    ‘They said there would be pigs, bears and lions.Have a look Guys not much on at the zoo. *Silence* Guys?’.

    ‘Who ever the hell invented these tiny binoculars, their next on my mercenary list. Hmm seems like my list is full’.

    ‘I find cats amusing. Not only are they stupid, they are… *Sniff* *Sniff* I..Is that Me or do i smell kitty breath?’.

  10. Avatar diginto says:

    “We’ve stuck around and delayed enough. Guys, it’s time for the counter-attack.”

  11. Avatar Rhinoman says:

    “Be vairry,vairry quiet…I’m hunting wabbit!”

  12. Avatar thor1066 says:

    OK, I see the tigers, I see the bears, I don’t see the @%^^! LIONS

  13. Avatar Jj's CHEESE says:

    here they come ill die to save the world

  14. Avatar Jj's CHEESE says:

    hi my names gun who is this uy holding me eerr and I thinck I should tell him about the lion

  15. Ace Lions Ace Lions says:

    Day 47 still no sign of wildlife

  16. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. Well *I* can’t make this shot. Why don’t YOU try?
    2. What do were-lions do at parties besides drink from flasks that look like binoculars and hold rifle-shaped beer bongs for the were-squirrels?
    3. I KNOW. Real knee-slapper! You know what ELSE? . . .

  17. Avatar Frevoli says:

    Clever Girl

  18. Avatar WillyPete says:

    “I’ve found the assistant Editors, at last! Charge!!!!” 😉
    {Guys, the cybernetically enhanced animals seem to be attacking WITH Deadpool….}

  19. Avatar steve says:

    Lions, and tigers, and Sabretooth, oh my!

  20. Avatar KatmirStone says:

    “Hmph! Jumanji ain’t so tough!”

  21. Avatar TOOL says:

    And so the hunter becomes the hunted.

    Lions, Tiger, and Bears, Oh my!


  22. Timedrop23 Timedrop23 says:

    I’ve finally sighted the elusive Rocket Raccoon. Cimichangas! Er.. I mean, CHARGE!”

    OK boys, we’ve been lion in wait long enough.


  23. Avatar Frankie says:

    “You ever get the feeling…Nah, never mind.”

  24. Avatar TheNate says:

    Big cats in the area? Surely you’re lyin’!

  25. Lef Lef says:

    -Hi I’m Deadpool, welcome to Jackass.

  26. Avatar bkreuch says:


  27. Avatar Wolf says:

    “I love the smell of Deadpool in the morning!”

    “I’m having a bully day!”

    “I say, did I just break wind?” (the lion looks surprised and mid-gag)

  28. Avatar Kevin says:

    The natives are getting restless…

    I say, can you not see my boomstick?

    Ah yes…once again it’s the usual suspects.

  29. Avatar KSW says:

    DP=Drink Deadpool’s root beer !, The animals are crazy for them!

  30. Avatar KSW says:

    DP=Maybe the Gun ticked them off!
    DP=Are animals suppose to have Armor?