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So the original Super Friends/ Justice League are all retired now and sharing a condo in Miami? Who knew?
So that’s what happens when Superheroes get old
Picture it: Smallville, 1973…. An alien finds a rich, hairless boy in a cornfield. The two grow up as friends, but differences in social status drive them apart. The hairless boy, now a man, becomes obsessed with collecting space debris and turns evil. The alien becomes a globally beloved superhero. The moral of the story, Kryptonite tastes like moldy cheese. Dorothy, where did I put my teeth? You know my X-ray vision isn’t as good as it used to be.
Holy flashbacks, Batgramps! That reminds me of the time you and I fought the Riddler in St. Olaf. He smelled like cheese, too. Or maybe it was the one-eyed knockwurst vendor who smelled like cheese. Holy amnesia, I can’t remember!
I know, I know…”Shut up, Robin!”