Kaldath's Caption Contest #24

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:


The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 1st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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20 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #24

  1. hawk007 says:

    “THAT’S my new costume?”

    “What do you mean, ‘Doctor Who is a rerun’?!”

  2. Marx says:

    “Did… Did a small bird just fly into the back of my head!?”

    “O-oh Sa-ay can you Seeeeee…”

    “This ‘A’ on my forehead doesn’t stand for ‘Anal-Probe’!”

  3. EnderX says:

    Nah, guys, look at the direction the speech bubble is pointing. It’s going off to the side, not from the good Captain.

    As for my entry…
    “Oh, by the way. Rob Liefeld is going to be drawing your book from now on.”

  4. Hammerknight says:

    “You need to stick the needle where?”
    “Cold hands!!!!!”
    “Captain America just found Jeff’s Band Camp Photo Album, tonight on the ten o’clock news.”

  5. Skybandit says:

    1) Turn your head and…is that too much pressure?
    2) Um…the cleaner’s lost your shield…
    3) You’re being replaced by Will Smith in the next film!

  6. Mark says:

    Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?

  7. JR19759 says:

    1. “…Well, after the success they had with The Superior Spiderman, the guys upstairs have decided to replace you with Baron Zemo.”
    2. “According to this birth certificate, Mr Rodgers, you’re actually Canadian.”

  8. Scorpidius says:

    The controls are now on the left??!!!

  9. Jeff Hebert says:

    Yes, Scorp. Check the “META” tag for details. Short version, Google hosed me so I had to change the layout.

  10. McKnight57 says:

    Cap was not prepared for the Quinjet’s new Ludicrous Speed setting.

  11. Herr D says:

    1. And furthermore, he is hereby banned from playing Ultimate Frisbee . . .
    2. No, Tom; it’s a RESTORE ray. It undoes changes to the physique. Watch him! He just ran through it.
    3. Daddy! His pants were ripped off by that bad guy!

  12. Timedrop23 says:

    1) Maury Povich: “Steve Rogers, you are the father!”

    2) Person on phone: “What? No, Stan, I didn’t know the art department had been replaced by syphillitic rhesus monkeys. Oh, O.K. I guess that makes sense. I mean, have you looked at Cap lately? No? O.K. Hold on, I’ll send you a picture….”

    3) Hulk: “Flag man no leave turkeys in fridge for Hulk’s midnight snack. Hulk smash Flag Man!”

  13. mrgross says:


  14. Scorpidius says:

    Haha, no Jeff, that was my line for Cap to say.

  15. punkjay says:

    We are sorry to inform you Mr. Rodgers, you have been cut from “Dancing With The Stars: The Avengers Addition”

  16. Mark says:

    “Hi, Captain Rogers! I’m Thomas with the Internal Revenue Service, and I was hoping to talk to you about that mortgage you took out in 1941.”

  17. Frankie says:

    Captain America finds out his spandex is made in China.

  18. Luke Owens says:

    Hulk: What wrong, Flag Man? Hulk LIKES wearing tutu!

  19. Calvary_Red says:

    “So, I accidentally broke one of Hulk’s glass animals.”

    “And this is called FanFiction, or Fanfic for short.”

  20. Mad Jack says:

    1.) Luke …err.. Steve, I am your father!

    2.) And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

    3.) Holy Multiverse Batman, why do you have suddenly a big A and wings on your mask?!