Kaldath's Caption Contest #21

One more it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

Harley-Quinn-1

 

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Monday February 17th.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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19 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #21

  1. 1) Bonk, bonk, on the head!
    2) There’s a reason I took his panties off!
    3) If only you could reach your utility belt!

  2. “It’s not your melon that I’m going to smash.”

  3. “Batsy Boy I’m going to ring your bell”
    “Next time leave a tip.”

  4. Hammer time!

  5. 1. “Will you bet me $1000.00 I’ll hit?”
    2. “Never fear! I’m going to break the chain!”
    3. “Ever wanted to be known as ‘Flatman?'”

  6. I warned him! I told him to lose my number!

  7. 1)
    “Don’t worry, Batsy, this is just the sedative.”

  8. I’ll take care of that paper cut!

  9. 1) “Trust me, this beats electroshock therapy, Bat-hunk!”
    2) “Yeah, my back hurts too, Bat-OWW! Muh nung!”

  10. my audition for 50 shades of grey

  11. I like to relieve stress by playing a game of whack a bat.

  12. Give me back my old costume, or I smash the Bat!

  13. What? He asked me to! Do you think Battsy couldn’t escape if he wanted to?

  14. “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Splatman, Splatman.”

  15. “alright everybody welcome to my favorite game. The game is kill the dark bat. if you win, you get a bloody mask. lose and you will also be the dark bat!!!!”

  16. Not a contest entry, just an observation…Batman’s kneepads are shaped like his mask? What a douche!

  17. 1. His Graco Bat-belt’s got food stuck in it.

    2. This’ll knock his Bat-socks off.

    3. With hammers, size does matter.

  18. 1.) ALRIGHT! WHO’S NEXT!?