Kaldath's Caption Contest #21

One more it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

Harley-Quinn-1

 

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Monday February 17th.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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19 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #21

  1. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1) Bonk, bonk, on the head!
    2) There’s a reason I took his panties off!
    3) If only you could reach your utility belt!

  2. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “It’s not your melon that I’m going to smash.”

  3. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “Batsy Boy I’m going to ring your bell”
    “Next time leave a tip.”

  4. Avatar Keric says:

    Hammer time!

  5. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. “Will you bet me $1000.00 I’ll hit?”
    2. “Never fear! I’m going to break the chain!”
    3. “Ever wanted to be known as ‘Flatman?'”

  6. hawk007 hawk007 says:

    I warned him! I told him to lose my number!

  7. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    1)
    “Don’t worry, Batsy, this is just the sedative.”

  8. Avatar Keric says:

    I’ll take care of that paper cut!

  9. Avatar KatmirStone says:

    1) “Trust me, this beats electroshock therapy, Bat-hunk!”
    2) “Yeah, my back hurts too, Bat-OWW! Muh nung!”

  10. Avatar the creator says:

    my audition for 50 shades of grey

  11. Avatar LoneWolf6155 says:

    I like to relieve stress by playing a game of whack a bat.

  12. Melmo44 Melmo44 says:

    Give me back my old costume, or I smash the Bat!

  13. Avatar Keric says:

    What? He asked me to! Do you think Battsy couldn’t escape if he wanted to?

  14. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Splatman, Splatman.”

  15. Avatar ryan says:

    “alright everybody welcome to my favorite game. The game is kill the dark bat. if you win, you get a bloody mask. lose and you will also be the dark bat!!!!”

  16. Avatar Frankie says:

    Not a contest entry, just an observation…Batman’s kneepads are shaped like his mask? What a douche!

  17. Avatar benk22 says:

    1. His Graco Bat-belt’s got food stuck in it.

    2. This’ll knock his Bat-socks off.

    3. With hammers, size does matter.

  18. Linea24 Linea24 says:

    1.) ALRIGHT! WHO’S NEXT!?