Kaldath’s Caption Contest #12

It is Caption Contest time again folks and this week your challenge image that I want you to give me replacement dialog for is!

 

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As usually you are limited to Three (3) entries per person and all entries must be in by Tuesday November 1st by 12 noon Eastern time. Also keep your entries PG-13 else they will be disqualified.

18 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #12

  1. 1. “Don’t worry, I promise I’ll be gentle…”
    2. “You said you’d do anything to get out of Arkham…”
    3. “Hopefully this will stop those rumours about me and Robin.”

  2. you can’t fool me; your plot ends here, Two-Face

  3. How DARE you predict that you will make me laugh!

  4. “Hold it, lady. I don’t allow J-walkers in my city.”

  5. Ben Affleck will never do me justice!

  6. Something tells me you’re not dreaming of Jeannie.

  7. 1) I suspect that you may, in fact, be the Joker!
    2) I want my money back for that bogus fortune!
    3) Crying won’t help! I want your son, Mama Joker!

  8. 1) I suspect that you may, in fact, be the Joker!
    2) I want my money back for that bogus fortune!
    3) Crying won’t help! I want your son, Mama Joker!

  9. Oops! What’s wrong with this thing?

  10. Crossdressing, Joker? Even for you, that’s crazy.

  11. 1. I’ve got you now, Joker! Oh! Sorry, Madonna!

    2. As a duly-deputized officer of the law, I’m arresting you for wearing yellow lipstick!

    3. Robin?! I knew I never should have sent you to summer camp!

  12. 1. Well, YOU predicted a tall dark stranger–
    2. I’ll have this medium–RARE, thank you.
    3. What? You’re SURPRISED? Some fortune-teller YOU are . . .

  13. You know, a Joker genie head watch accessory sounds good at the time, but…

  14. 1. I have you now, racist stereotype!

    2. Don’t tell me I can’t do a photobomb!

    3. Drat! The Joker’s Photoshop Gun has fooled us again!

  15. 1: “Applause, Applause, Applause.
    There will be Applause-plause.
    There will be Applause-plause.”

    2: “Can’t read my, can’t read mine
    But I can read your Joker face!
    J-J-J-Joker face! J-J-Joker face!”

    3: “I’ll force you to listen to Lady Gaga songs until you’ve learned the error of your ways, Joker!”

  16. 1. What?! Jason would never say that!
    2. Go ahead and predict where my other hand is
    3. Ooh…Joker, I love the new you

  17. I’m not batman, I’m the CHOKER!

  18. Lightningsword

    The Joker is no more mama joker! Just kiddin’, that was a JOKE!