Kaldath’s Caption Contest #4

GL

 

Your Challenge this week is to provide your more funny, witty, whimsical ect. replacement dialog for the above comic book panel.

As always you are limited to Three (3) entries and all entries most be submitted by 12 noon EDT ( GMT -4 ) on Tuesday June 11th.  Good Luck everyone.

 

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35 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #4

  1. Avatar William A. Peterson says:

    “You wouldn’t happen to have Oliver Queen’s phone number, would you? I hear you two were pretty, uhm, close…” 😉

  2. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    1. What kind of stupid weakness is yellow?

    2. ‘Bout time Cartoon Network canceled Green Lantern.

  3. Avatar Mark says:

    “That’s what Kilowog said! Ha!”

  4. Avatar Nobody says:

    I told you that you’ll get carpal tunnel before going blind.

  5. Avatar Stevedore says:

    “I keep tellin’ you, man — chicks don’t dig guys who wear jewelry.”

  6. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1) We’re going to have to do a cavity search before we can allow you on the plane, sir.
    2) Don’t ask, don’t tell, eh?
    3) You’re out of uniform, Jordan! Drop and give me-OOF!

  7. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “Sinestro did it first!”

  8. Avatar Alzx says:

    1) Hey, at least you’ve still got two arms. Did I ever tell you how I lost-
    2) Keep rubbing it and it will never get better
    3) What’s it feel like to get punched in the face?

  9. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    1. And you wonder why Carol left you for the Star Sapphires.
    2. When I got a rash like that, my arms fell off, see.
    3. Hey, aren’t you Guy Gardner? You’re much better than Hal Jordan.

  10. Avatar Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    Went a little too fast again, eh?

  11. Avatar NHA247 says:

    “Your movie was awesome Hal! I cant get enou…… I’m sorry I cant say that without laughing… Your movie sucked!”

    “My ex wife wore a lot of green dresses just like yours.”

    “Whats wrong…. hurt your little wrist? You gonna cry you big green baby?”

  12. Avatar thor1066 says:

    My kids like Kyle Rayner better.

  13. Avatar Stevedore says:

    “Really? White gloves after Labor Day? What were you thinking?”

  14. Avatar djuby says:

    “Oppa gangnum style”

  15. Avatar Max Grant says:

    How does that mask stay on your face?

  16. Avatar Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    So, any luck with that fruity “Starheart” thing?

  17. Avatar NateThePrate says:

    “I thought Mr. Reynolds did a terrific portrayal of you…”

    Hey, you were all thinking it…

  18. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. If you’re not tough enough to hit ’em, bite ’em like I do.
    2. Stained? Put my handcuffs on over it.
    3. How are you going to sign my autograph book?

  19. Avatar Stevedore says:

    “The full force of the military stands behind the production of Green Lantern 2 — except this time they’re casting Neil Patrick Harris.”

  20. Avatar Myro says:

    2. “Just between us, I killed Dr. Kimble’s wife.”

    3. “So, did Robin ever find out what Batman got his parents for Christmas?”

  21. CantDraw CantDraw says:

    1. “I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back.”
    2. “I like a man in uniform.”
    3. “Where did you get that ring – a cracker jack box?”

  22. Avatar Myro says:

    4. “Do you watch ‘Game of Thrones?’ You should have seen who dies in the Red Wedding episode!”

    For the record, I have not watched Game of Thrones. Or read any of the A Song of Ice and Fire books.

  23. Avatar Jadebrain says:

    1. “Quick! Punch me in the face!”

  24. Avatar prswirve says:

    “hit me if you’re gay”

  25. Avatar Jawsabi says:

    Well that’s what you get!

  26. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I can beat you with one arm cut off!”

  27. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Simon Baz will be the GL in the Justice League movie.”

  28. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    1. What did I tell you about itching it? That’ll only make it worse.
    2. 866… 66 faster! You’ve got the green…

  29. Avatar Renxin says:

    1. Does this bug you? I’m not touching you!
    2. Guess where I’m putting my hands right now…

  30. Avatar Jawsabi says:

    Feelin’ stupid now huh!?

  31. Avatar Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax says:

    Tried switching hands and gaining a stroke, did ya?

  32. Avatar Waally1 says:

    Don’t fap as much and that wont happen!

  33. Avatar TOOL says:

    I think the Silver Surfer is a better defender of the universe.

    What happened to your wrist? Not getting much attention from the ladies of the Justice League?

    Punch me if your a douche!

  34. Avatar punkjay says:

    I was wondering if you could use your ring to unclog the drain in my sink, take out my trash and…

  35. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    3. Ryan Reynolds.