Kaldath’s Caption Contest #4

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Your Challenge this week is to provide your more funny, witty, whimsical ect. replacement dialog for the above comic book panel.

As always you are limited to Three (3) entries and all entries most be submitted by 12 noon EDT ( GMT -4 ) on Tuesday June 11th.  Good Luck everyone.

 

35 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #4

  1. William A. Peterson

    “You wouldn’t happen to have Oliver Queen’s phone number, would you? I hear you two were pretty, uhm, close…” ;)

  2. Calvary_Red

    1. What kind of stupid weakness is yellow?

    2. ‘Bout time Cartoon Network canceled Green Lantern.

  3. “That’s what Kilowog said! Ha!”

  4. I told you that you’ll get carpal tunnel before going blind.

  5. “I keep tellin’ you, man — chicks don’t dig guys who wear jewelry.”

  6. 1) We’re going to have to do a cavity search before we can allow you on the plane, sir.
    2) Don’t ask, don’t tell, eh?
    3) You’re out of uniform, Jordan! Drop and give me-OOF!

  7. 1. “Sinestro did it first!”

  8. 1) Hey, at least you’ve still got two arms. Did I ever tell you how I lost-
    2) Keep rubbing it and it will never get better
    3) What’s it feel like to get punched in the face?

  9. 1. And you wonder why Carol left you for the Star Sapphires.
    2. When I got a rash like that, my arms fell off, see.
    3. Hey, aren’t you Guy Gardner? You’re much better than Hal Jordan.

  10. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax

    Went a little too fast again, eh?

  11. “Your movie was awesome Hal! I cant get enou…… I’m sorry I cant say that without laughing… Your movie sucked!”

    “My ex wife wore a lot of green dresses just like yours.”

    “Whats wrong…. hurt your little wrist? You gonna cry you big green baby?”

  12. My kids like Kyle Rayner better.

  13. “Really? White gloves after Labor Day? What were you thinking?”

  14. “Oppa gangnum style”

  15. How does that mask stay on your face?

  16. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax

    So, any luck with that fruity “Starheart” thing?

  17. NateThePrate

    “I thought Mr. Reynolds did a terrific portrayal of you…”

    Hey, you were all thinking it…

  18. 1. If you’re not tough enough to hit ‘em, bite ‘em like I do.
    2. Stained? Put my handcuffs on over it.
    3. How are you going to sign my autograph book?

  19. “The full force of the military stands behind the production of Green Lantern 2 — except this time they’re casting Neil Patrick Harris.”

  20. 2. “Just between us, I killed Dr. Kimble’s wife.”

    3. “So, did Robin ever find out what Batman got his parents for Christmas?”

  21. 1. “I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back.”
    2. “I like a man in uniform.”
    3. “Where did you get that ring – a cracker jack box?”

  22. 4. “Do you watch ‘Game of Thrones?’ You should have seen who dies in the Red Wedding episode!”

    For the record, I have not watched Game of Thrones. Or read any of the A Song of Ice and Fire books.

  23. 1. “Quick! Punch me in the face!”

  24. “hit me if you’re gay”

  25. Well that’s what you get!

  26. “I can beat you with one arm cut off!”

  27. “Simon Baz will be the GL in the Justice League movie.”

  28. Bryce Wasley

    1. What did I tell you about itching it? That’ll only make it worse.
    2. 866… 66 faster! You’ve got the green…

  29. 1. Does this bug you? I’m not touching you!
    2. Guess where I’m putting my hands right now…

  30. Feelin’ stupid now huh!?

  31. Prof. Abercrombie Q. Anthrax

    Tried switching hands and gaining a stroke, did ya?

  32. Don’t fap as much and that wont happen!

  33. I think the Silver Surfer is a better defender of the universe.

    What happened to your wrist? Not getting much attention from the ladies of the Justice League?

    Punch me if your a douche!

  34. I was wondering if you could use your ring to unclog the drain in my sink, take out my trash and…

  35. Calvary_Red

    3. Ryan Reynolds.