(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 6, 1941.)
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! That’s hysterical. Well done, Jeffrey!
Other than still being a walking cliché, not much. Honestly, I try not to follow him since he’s a former Florida Gator. Same would go for Auburn and Georgia Tech. It’s a Southern thing. The rest of y’all wouldn’t understand (‘cept Jeff, as far as I know.)
“He still hasn’t read Matthew 6:6-7 yet.”
“…is it still bad to touch myself? Cuz I’ve had a LOT of free time.”
“Christian” = European/Englishman in this context, for those curious. Also, that’s the most muscular depiction of Ben Gunn I’ve ever seen.
“I’m sorry, I think you’re mistaken. I’m not exactly a Christian, per say. But, could I interest you in a discussion on the Book of Mormon?”
Your mistaken sir. We are Jahovah Witnesses! Do you want a copy of our crappy newspaper?