Caption Contest 124

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

65 Responses to Caption Contest 124

  1. Avatar Christopher Malone

    “AHHHH! I knew there was something fishy about that russian dog food!”

  2. 1) Sparky! You’ve been into the nuclear waste again!
    2) I told it it wasn’t really bacon!
    3) I’m the $6 Million Dog Whisperer!
    4) I didn’t know Dr. Manhatten was a pet owner!

  3. Avatar Johnny Gear

    1. WAAAAHHH!!!

  4. “Ahhh! Wait. You DID eat my homework! Well, SCRAM! I’m not ruining my reputation as a bad girl.”

  5. 1. “Great Scotty!”

    2. “My nose is missing!”

    3. “Help, he drank the spot remover!”

    4. “That’s not what the inside of a dog’s supposed to look like!”

  6. “Toto, we REALLY aren’t in Kansas this time!”


  8. I guess all dogs don’t go to heaven!!

  9. Avatar The Shookman

    “He peed on my f***ing rug!!!”

  10. Avatar The Shookman

    “Sweet ice sculpture!”

  11. Avatar The Shookman

    “STOP! Hammer time!”

  12. Avatar The Shookman

    “That dog’s outline is BLUE?!?”

  13. Avatar The Shookman

    “Wait, you’re not my husband!”

  14. Oh My Dog!

  15. Scotty, I think you beamed up wrong!

  16. “Stop looking, people… I’ve found the pinata!”

  17. “I knew we shouldn’t have let your mother hang out with transformers!”


  19. Reminds me of a “punchline only” joke:

    Then the lady from Honduras says, « ¡Pero mi perro! »

  20. Avatar YouAlreadyKnowIthink

    1. AHHH!!! my right foot is missing.

    2. OH NO! i stepped in out of caption dog poop.


    4. AHHH!!! the artist drew a blue dog with showing insides!!!

  21. …and then she was all like, “Well, cut off your nose to spite your face!” and I was all like “Yeah, maybe I will” Guess I showed her!

  22. what the fu…(booooooom!!!!!!!!!)

    got this off of youtube:

  23. 1. Damnit! Im in a computer again!
    2. And yet i still look more ridiculous than you

  24. Avatar spidercow2012

    Gero: “That’s not what the inside of a dog’s supposed to look like!”

    Off topic, but I can’t help but think of the great quote (but I can’t remember if it was from Mark Twain or Groucho Marx): “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”

  25. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! my clothes don’t match

  26. Avatar Blazing Tornado

    “So THAT’s where all those missing parts for my Ikea nightstand went!”

  27. “AAAAH!!! I think I found something creepier than my fishnet stockings!!!”

  28. “I told you drinking out of the toilet when the water was blue was a bad idea!”

  29. Stop sniffing up my skirt!

    I knew I shouldn’t of stayed up to watch pet cemetary last night!

    Lucky is that you?

  30. 1. Joe! I stepped on your ice sculpture’s leash!
    2. Scotty’s a rescue dog from Chernobyl–he’s fi-aaaahhh!
    3. I said ROLL OVER not GLOW OVER!
    4. HEEL! I ded HEEL! Dnod DNOZE!
    5. –no, holograms could never fool ME. Pet your dog? $^&%$#!
    6. NO! Don’t call him ‘Killer’! BLUE! Keep calling him Blue!

  31. 5) Wonder what the new Thimble and Shoe look like?
    6) I don’t like the Doctor’s new K-9!
    7) Having X-Ray vision is creepy!
    8) Okay, I’m smuggling dope, now take it away!
    9) I”M not gonna pet it, YOU pet it!
    10) It’s Grant Imahara’s dog!
    11) Whoa! He even POOPS radioactive!

  32. Avatar The creator

    i said fetch the ball !! not swallow it!

  33. Avatar MusicAddict

    “Don’t give me that look! You looked up my skirt. You don’t get to judge what’s NOT under there!”

    “Pokeball GO! Dognammit! You’re worse than psyduck!”

    “Shouldn’t you be on OLP’s Spritual Machine?”


  35. Avatar TWIZTID HIPPY

    1 At least now i can see when you need to go outside

    2 AHHHH your supposed to be d… d… d… dead!

  36. See what happens when you chase too close after a car and it comes to a sudden stop? Now spit that muffler!

  37. Oh, my God! That’s some suppository the vet shoved up your butt!

  38. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta

    “You ate my spellbook!?”
    “Robot ghost dog, sit!”
    “Man, this stuff is awesome…”
    “What is it, girl? Aliens kidnapped the President’s daughter again?”
    “Cool, I have X-ray vision!”
    “This is the last time, I swear!”
    “Fuck those guys! Let’s go get hammered.”
    “Great… You’re not going to bite me so I become a dog-themed superhero, are you?”

  39. “I lost my sense of smell, but my sense of sight heightened to x-ray vision?”

  40. “Well, I’m the new Jubilee, and (gasp!), ‘Wolvie!’ What did they DO to you?”

  41. 7. –yeah, well I wish I had JELLO instead of a dog and a smaller nose–DAH!

  42. 1) Gratuitous bulky leather jacket? Check. Big, ugly Frankenstein-ian boots? Check. Contrived plot device in form of radioactive phantom space-dog that will be discarded if not completely ignored next issue? Check. 90s, here I come!!!
    2) Wud habbened do my doze?
    3) There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!
    4) Toto, what have they done to you?
    5) Oh God!!! I just realized the t-shirt I bought because I thought the heart juxtaposed with crossbones made it ironic is actually part of a cynical marketing gimmick intended to exploit the current generation’s complete and total miscomprehension of the concept of irony!!!

  43. 1. “Hey, you invited me over to watch Ghost Dog with you, and…JESUS CHRIST!”

  44. “i think mines kicking in guys…”

  45. “No ice sculpture’s ever ever beaten me in a starring contest before and they ain’t startin’ now!’

    “…on second thought, maybe wishing upon a start that my robo-puppy was real wasn’t such a good idea.”

  46. 1. Mom was right about the drugs!…
    2. Snowy! But if he’s… that means… what happened to Tintin?
    3. I can see my NOSE in there!
    4. Uh, next time, DON’T go fetch, okay?
    5. It’s the dog god!
    6. Krypto will kick your ass, Rexy!

  47. – Dammit, Sparky, I told you NOT to eat the Ukrainian Puppy Chow!

  48. “Don’t give me that look. Lots of people who aren’t angsty teen non-conformists shop at Hot Topic. Well… some people- SHUT UP!”

  49. …made your poit. Dow gimme by dose back.

  50. 1. I can see right through your kibbles n’ bits.

  51. 12) Hey, I had enchiladas for lunch, alright?
    13) What do you mean, “Resistance is futile?”
    14) I’m NOT scooping that!
    15) The invisible dog ate my purple robot cat!
    16) EEEEEK! Your nose gave my ass frostbite!
    17) I hate living next to Doc Magnus!
    18) Ace the Bat-Hound told me you were a bad dog!
    19) It’s not MY fault you chased me into quick drying cement!
    20) You say it’s your turn to walk me?

  52. I KNEW that pet store in the Ukraine looked shady!

    The glass virus…IS SPREADING.

  53. My god! What is wrong with my left hand !

  54. Avatar ProwlerKnight

    1. Uhhh guys, what was in that drink you gave me?

    2. When I said play dead, I didn’t actually mean it

    3. That’s it, this is the last time I take you to that Russian Vet EVER AGIAN!!!!

    4. By god, my dog is a ghost and I’m turning into Michael Jackson!!!

  55. I wanted an ironic pet not an ionic one!

    I knew Skrillex was even bad for pets!

  56. Uhm……..Are you Sure I have to catch them All?

    2. Hate to say it, but All ya got, Is not cutting it Scotty

    3. Whoa they are bringing the Old Nickelodeon back!!

  57. “DUDE!!! Your dog is a Transformer!!! D: “

  58. Avatar Bryce Wasley

    1. Toto, what’s happening to us?!
    2. That’s why I told you not to eat from the garbage!
    3. Forget the vet! We’re bringing you to scientists!
    4. Your X-ray shouldn’t have taken this long!
    5. The X-ray machine clearly has problems again.
    6. You have a funny skeleton, you know that?
    7. OH MY GOD! What am I wearing?!

  59. “Don’t look at me like that! I tried to pick it up! It’s not my fault it’s invisible too!”

  60. 1: “Are you looking at my….I’m not interested in animals!”
    2: “These aren’t the cats you’re looking for.”
    3: “There’s some fluff on your personality matrix.”
    4: “Oh, no, this isn’t the TRON set, they’re filming over there.”
    5: “…And then I was like: “There is no way she has a melon farm! And then she sa….wait, you’re a holographic dog?”

  61. “Of course, you want to see Chernobyl Diaries.”

    “My carbuerator is trapped in a dog-shaped Jell-o mold!”

  62. Avatar ProwlerKnight

    1. Yes I know my clothes are a little excessive but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG!!!


  63. Avatar ProwlerKnight

    (Stupid keyboard hit the wrong button before I could finish >.<)

    2. I swear if you drink that Invisible Ink agian you will be sorry, Sparky

    3. I don't think that was rabies shot they gave you

  64. Avatar The Shookman

    ROCCO! You killed my cat?!?

  65. OK folks, contest’s closed, thanks for entering!