When you're a super villain you can say "portable cannon" instead of "shotgun"

(From "Target Comics" volume 2, number 3, 1941.)

8 Responses to When you're a super villain you can say "portable cannon" instead of "shotgun"

  1. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta says:

    “Condomman–I mean The Target’s head tip lights to indicate a lie!”

    Target: “Dude, it,s a shotgun.”

  2. Avatar Myro says:

    Holy crap, does this mean Target is fighting John Moses Browning? That dude looks like he might be old enough, provided that’s actually not a mask, and actually his wrinkly bald head. (Browning is the inventor of the repeating shotgun; look it up).

  3. Avatar Gero says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think a guy with a giant archery target on his chest should be taunting a guy two feet away with a giant gun…

  4. Avatar Dan Gonzalez says:

    No worries. He can see that the “genius inventor” forgot to install a trigger on his portable cannon. What he really has is an unwieldy club.

  5. Avatar Skarchomp says:

    Always make your guns so big that you can’t properly hold them. Liefeld Rule #1

  6. Avatar Herr D says:

    Note: Liefeld Rule #1 has been attempted in Hollywood action movies as well, but with stuntwires they CAN be held properly. Liefeld just needed stuntwires to hold up his guns, and tie back his drawing hand . . .

  7. Avatar Gero says:

    Herr D: Note: Liefeld Rule #1 has been attempted in Hollywood action movies as well, but with stuntwires they CAN be held properly. Liefeld just needed stuntwires to hold up his guns, and tie back his drawing hand . . .

    I don’t think Rob has a drawing hand…

  8. Avatar Myro says:

    Gero: I don’t think Rob has a drawing hand…

    Zing!