Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

Posted on December 15, 2011 by | 9 Comments

(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)

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9 Responses to Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

  1. Patriot_Missile | December 15, 2011 at 8:21 am |

    “… and tight spandex butts?” DAmn, I wish the blue in his outfit was green.

  2. ams | December 15, 2011 at 8:43 am |

    EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  3. Mr. Q | December 15, 2011 at 9:11 am |

    I NEED AN ADULT!

  4. punkjay | December 15, 2011 at 9:52 am |

    Great moments in bad homosexual pick-up lines!

  5. Dr. Shrinker | December 15, 2011 at 11:03 am |

    Sugar and nuts? Man, that villain needs some new henchmen with more menacing names

  6. Worf | December 15, 2011 at 12:51 pm |

    I hate to rain on everyone else’s parade but I think this is the green mask himself and not a villain.

  7. Myro | December 15, 2011 at 12:51 pm |

    Uh, this guy looks like he’s asleep, so you’re not going to be discussing anything. In fact, the way you say it, it looks like you’re planning to…OH DEAR GOD!!!

  8. Frankie | December 15, 2011 at 12:59 pm |

    @Myro: That’s what I was thinking.

  9. thejay | December 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm |

    Forget tights’ you don’t want to hear this from a guy in thigh-high boots.