Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

(From "The Green Mask" number 10, 1944.)

9 Responses to Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

  1. Avatar Patriot_Missile says:

    “… and tight spandex butts?” DAmn, I wish the blue in his outfit was green.

  2. ams ams says:

    EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  3. Avatar Mr. Q says:

    I NEED AN ADULT!

  4. Avatar punkjay says:

    Great moments in bad homosexual pick-up lines!

  5. Avatar Dr. Shrinker says:

    Sugar and nuts? Man, that villain needs some new henchmen with more menacing names

  6. Avatar Worf says:

    I hate to rain on everyone else’s parade but I think this is the green mask himself and not a villain.

  7. Avatar Myro says:

    Uh, this guy looks like he’s asleep, so you’re not going to be discussing anything. In fact, the way you say it, it looks like you’re planning to…OH DEAR GOD!!!

  8. Avatar Frankie says:

    @Myro: That’s what I was thinking.

  9. Avatar thejay says:

    Forget tights’ you don’t want to hear this from a guy in thigh-high boots.