Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Jeff Hebert

(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)

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9 Responses to Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

  1. Patriot_Missile says:
    December 15, 2011 at 8:21 am

    “… and tight spandex butts?” DAmn, I wish the blue in his outfit was green.

  2. ams says:
    December 15, 2011 at 8:43 am

    EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  3. Mr. Q says:
    December 15, 2011 at 9:11 am

    I NEED AN ADULT!

  4. punkjay says:
    December 15, 2011 at 9:52 am

    Great moments in bad homosexual pick-up lines!

  5. Dr. Shrinker says:
    December 15, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Sugar and nuts? Man, that villain needs some new henchmen with more menacing names

  6. Worf says:
    December 15, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    I hate to rain on everyone else’s parade but I think this is the green mask himself and not a villain.

  7. Myro says:
    December 15, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    Uh, this guy looks like he’s asleep, so you’re not going to be discussing anything. In fact, the way you say it, it looks like you’re planning to…OH DEAR GOD!!!

  8. Frankie says:
    December 15, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    @Myro: That’s what I was thinking.

  9. thejay says:
    December 17, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Forget tights’ you don’t want to hear this from a guy in thigh-high boots.