Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)

9 Responses to Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

  1. Patriot_Missile

    “… and tight spandex butts?” DAmn, I wish the blue in his outfit was green.

  2. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

  3. I NEED AN ADULT!

  4. Great moments in bad homosexual pick-up lines!

  5. Sugar and nuts? Man, that villain needs some new henchmen with more menacing names

  6. I hate to rain on everyone else’s parade but I think this is the green mask himself and not a villain.

  7. Uh, this guy looks like he’s asleep, so you’re not going to be discussing anything. In fact, the way you say it, it looks like you’re planning to…OH DEAR GOD!!!

  8. @Myro: That’s what I was thinking.

  9. Forget tights’ you don’t want to hear this from a guy in thigh-high boots.