Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)

9 thoughts on “Phrases you never want to hear from a guy in tights

  1. Patriot_Missile says:

    “… and tight spandex butts?” DAmn, I wish the blue in his outfit was green.

  2. ams says:


  3. Mr. Q says:


  4. punkjay says:

    Great moments in bad homosexual pick-up lines!

  5. Dr. Shrinker says:

    Sugar and nuts? Man, that villain needs some new henchmen with more menacing names

  6. Worf says:

    I hate to rain on everyone else’s parade but I think this is the green mask himself and not a villain.

  7. Myro says:

    Uh, this guy looks like he’s asleep, so you’re not going to be discussing anything. In fact, the way you say it, it looks like you’re planning to…OH DEAR GOD!!!

  8. Frankie says:

    @Myro: That’s what I was thinking.

  9. thejay says:

    Forget tights’ you don’t want to hear this from a guy in thigh-high boots.

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