Caption Contest 111: Extremely Fishy Violence!

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures" for the panel, your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

We haven't had a hyper-violent one in a while, so I thought we should get back to our roots.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

90 Responses to Caption Contest 111: Extremely Fishy Violence!

  1. 1. “We Demand Chips!!!”

  2. Avatar Hyperanthropos

    1. Death to Red Lobster!
    2. Whatz uuupp!

  3. 1. You WILL put on pants!
    2. Take back what you said about Aqua Man!


  5. “Yeah! This is what I call jumping the shark!!”

  6. “Hey, can you guys tell me the way back to the marina?”

  7. “Nobody skips out on their bill at the Krusty Krab!!!”

  8. 1) Are you the valet?

  9. 2) Behold the oxymoronic horror of the Jumbo Shrimp!

  10. Is it me or is my big fish dragging me along?

  11. “Release the Kraken!”

  12. 1) We have come for the head of Long John Silver!!
    2) We come in search of scaled speedos!….Jackpot!!!!
    3) Namor, you are under arrest by order of the Atlantean Fashion Police!!
    4) That’s right! We’re riding a giant flying lobster!

  13. 1. “For Bikini Bottom!”

    2. “That Surface-Dweller gave me crabs!”

  14. 1) Rolling in the deep

    2)It’s time to let the fish fry

  15. Time for the whole undersea world to fear the power of the Unholy Mackerel!

  16. “OH YEAH!!!”

  17. 1. “There’s always a bigger fish!”

    I worry this might not make it, giving that I’m quoting “The Phantom Menace.”

  18. “High ho Silver! Awwaaaay!”

  19. (NOT AN ENTRY: By the way, that is a totally awesome Alan Davis illustration. Dude freakin’ rocks.)

  20. Who ordered the jumbo shrimp?


  22. 1. There’s the fish… and you are the chips.
    2. We seem to have taken the wrong exit on the Golf Stream.
    3. Winged FEET? WINGED FEET?!?!
    4. Tonight, you sleep with the fishies.
    5. We are the knights who say *Blup*!

  23. Avatar eric ross burton soviet ocean shrip eat you
    2. come my fishman today we ride
    3. YEEEHAAAAAA!!!!!
    4. danmit where r the breaks
    5, OH YEAH!

  24. 1) Hey Namor, look! My fish is bigger!

  25. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta

    1: “Hey, this isn’t Aquaman! I think we made a wrong turn at the pirate ship…”
    2: “Meet Daggermouth 2.0!”
    3: “We don’t need no freakin’ sharks with freakin’ lasers attached to their heads!”
    4: “All hail Mother Shrimpfish!”
    5: “We’re stopping your movie, Namor!”

  26. RAID!!!

  27. 1. Dammit, where are the brakes on this thing?!?
    2. Who ordered the seafood special?
    3. Bring us your lemon wedges!

  28. Avatar my name is gir

    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! allthough hes huge but WHO FRIEKING CARES!!!

  29. 3: Is this a fish or a shrimp?”
    4. Target sighted, fire the Fantastic Four missles!

  30. Avatar Nick Hentschel

    “How can joo reseest? Ees FUTILE!!!”

    “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

    “Here’s how WE do ‘waste management’!”

    “Payback time, humans! The ocean’s dumping YOU!”

    “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

  31. Hi Ho Silver Away!!

  32. Avatar Watson Bradshaw

    1. Are you guys in for water polo!
    2. MARCO?
    4. We are looking for that huge diamond too Billy Zane. (Titanic reference)
    5. Something Fishy is going down between you two?

  33. What in the name of the gods am I riding?!

  34. 3) I can’t believe this ride only cost a quarter!!!

  35. 4) Super Giant Fish Team go!!!
    5) This is why you shouldn’t over-feed your fish!

  36. 1. Sorry, Kool-Aid Man called in sick.

    2. Who’s up for some show tunes?

    3. From hell’s heart I crab at thee!

    4. Some wingman! He’s chasing her away!

    5. Mind if we play through?

  37. I OBJECT!!!

  38. 1: Space catfish, attack!
    2: Sometimes you catch the fish, sometimes the fish catches you.
    3: Now, dip them in batter!
    4: All humanoids taste like pork.
    5: Pisces Interruptus!

  39. Prepare to soil your scaly undies!

  40. JUMBO SHRIMP Delivery!!!!

  41. Feel the wrath of my Prawn of Death

    Now that’s what I call a Jumbo Shrimp


  43. 1. “You just had to go to the prom with him instead of me!”

    2. “Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter. Ride fish with me.”

    3. “Fishy knows bottle blonde when it sees ’em!

    4. “Fishmageddon!”

    5. “Who took the last Phily Roll!”

  44. 1. No Sushi for you!
    2. Surprise your on Cheaters Atlantis edition!
    3. Say hello to my long john silver!

    3. Are we late for tea?

  46. Avatar hyperanthropos

    3. We demand a democratic elected ruler!

  47. You got schooled by fish!


  49. It’s a Fantastic Four-course meal!

  50. I just think the shrimp has a thing for Invisible Girl (who is very visible in this drawing, if you get me *nudge nudge wink wink*)

    Caption: “Candygram!”

  51. (knock knock)

  52. Avatar sean from edwards

    Summon Bigger Fish!!!

  53. 1. “Reed Richards sent me to return his wife.”

    2. “I claim this land in the name of Aquaman!”

    3. “Namor, Shmamor; you shouldn’t have turned me down, Sue.”

    4. “Real men wear scales…on their chests.”

    5. “Naaaaaaamor!”

  54. 1. “Hey! Kool-aid!”
    2. “Oh yeah!”
    3. “Do you have any milk I can borrow?”
    4. “I see your merman, Invisible Woman, and I raise you a jumbo shrimp.”
    5. “Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!”

  55. 2. “Now, don’t get crabby! We’ll pay for the damages.”

  56. “For Glory! For FISHPANTS!!”

  57. “Let us in, so we may get to know your fish.”

  58. “Who? Who does not want anchovies on their pizza? I’m having anchovies. He’s having anchovies. We are all having anchovies. Maybe we should teach him to like anchovies on his pizza.”

  59. (1) CRAWFISH!!!
    (2) They could eat you every day.
    (3) to think. i was gonna use a shark.
    (4) you will never smile back, namor!!
    (5) I choose SEA-KING!!

  60. JANE!!! How do you stop this crazy thing?!?!?!

  61. Aquaman could just tell it to stop. Just saying.

  62. 1) Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior?
    2) Oooooooooooo, Reed is gonna be piiiiiiiiissed….
    3) Oh my God, I am sooooo sorry. We were looking for the next undersea cave on the left.

  63. 1) Hi, We’ve your new neighbours!!!!
    2) Avon calling!!!
    3) Im the new Jehovah Witness preacher aroound here, and you WILL let me in….

  64. Quickly — before they use the Tartar sauce!

  65. (This might not make sense to anyone who doesn’t live in the mid-west)

    “Come my friends! To Checkers!”

  66. Prawn pwnage!

    Who needs shellfish? We have hellfish!

  67. Switch #5 for this one: (Best Crocodile Dundee voice) Try throwin’ THIS shrimp on the barbie!!

  68. “I used Summon Bigger Fish!” , for those who don’t know.

  69. Huh. Those are the strangest looking rodeo clowns that I’ve ever seen.

  70. 1. “No one expects the Finnish Inquisition!”

  71. “Answer me now, infidels! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?”

  72. 1. Spill on this, BP!
    2. Shrimp etouffee, shrimp gumbo, shrimp po boy, fried shrimp….
    3. Bayou La Batre? Looks more like Bayou La Battered to me!

    Yes, I live in Mobile, Alabama. Hence the Gulf Coast-flavored entries.

  73. “I can’t believe it! Mr. Richards was right! This is going to destroy him!”

  74. “Hay baby, what’s Kraken?”

    “We’re here to kick bass and drink tea, and we’re all out of tea!”

    “This is the… PRAWN OF THE DEAD!”

    “I like big bait and I cannot lie!”

    “He’s dead? I guess that means he’s… Namor! YEAAAAAAAH!”

  75. Wow, Joel, nice job there buddy! Those are all high-quality, well done.

  76. I once caught a fish this big!

  77. “Sorry we dont know how to stop this fish! Keep Running!”
    “Hey you, what do you call a fish with six knees?”
    “what did you do with my Susan Storm, you jerk!”
    “Hey Namor! That’s my underwear! We’ll kill ya!!”
    “Peek a boo! Sorry to interrupt this romance scene!”

  78. You think she would wear something a little more Scampi…

    Don’t trust the Gortons fisherman!


    We cant stop it sir, she smells like fish!

    This is how I Sushi roll!

  79. Hey, everybody! I’m riding a fishy tractor!

    Who ordered the one with extra large anchovies?

    (sings) Su-san, I just met a girl named Su-san, and suddenly I’ve found, how wonderful a sound can be…

  80. 1) “Now that’s what a pickle should sound like!)
    2) “Excuse me, were looking for the Wienstien barmitsva.”
    3) “Damn it larry, I knew we should a made a left back there.”
    4)”Message for you sir!”
    5) “PACKERS,WHOOO!!!)

  81. 1) “Now that’s what a pickle should sound like.”
    2)”Excuse me can you direct us to the Wienstien barmitsva?”
    3)”Damn it larry I knew we should’ve made a left back there!”
    4)”Message for you sir.”

  82. sorry though the comment didn’t post forget the first one.

    2 You may better than Aquaman, Namor. But ya can’t stop this baby!
    3 Alright Lawrence Fishburne! Go get Namor!
    4 There she is, Jessica Alba! Now go get my autograph!
    5 Were Lookin’ blue, but sure as hell red on the insided!


    2. “PUT ON SOME PANTS!!”

  86. Dude my ride totally looks like your mom!


    2. I’d rather be fishing!

    3. I’d rather be plaing Skyrim!

    4. Mammalian reflex be DAMNED!

    5. Extreem Hillbilly Handfishing!

  88. 1. “For the love of god, someone hand me the raid!”
    2. “Sorry, I thought the light was green!”
    4. “Nice briefs! Did we catch you with your pants down?”
    5. “Okay, fine YOU drive!”

  89. 3. “Atlanteans! Tonight we dine at RED LOBSTER”

  90. 1. This is how we SEA FOOD.