Caption Contest 111: Extremely Fishy Violence!

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures" for the panel, your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

We haven't had a hyper-violent one in a while, so I thought we should get back to our roots.

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

90 Responses to Caption Contest 111: Extremely Fishy Violence!

  1. Avatar MLS says:

    1. “We Demand Chips!!!”

  2. Avatar Hyperanthropos says:

    1. Death to Red Lobster!
    2. Whatz uuupp!

  3. Avatar Gero says:

    1. You WILL put on pants!
    2. Take back what you said about Aqua Man!

  4. Avatar John says:


  5. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    “Yeah! This is what I call jumping the shark!!”

  6. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    “Hey, can you guys tell me the way back to the marina?”

  7. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    “Nobody skips out on their bill at the Krusty Krab!!!”

  8. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    1) Are you the valet?

  9. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    2) Behold the oxymoronic horror of the Jumbo Shrimp!

  10. Avatar Jigglypuff says:

    Is it me or is my big fish dragging me along?

  11. Avatar Debochira says:

    “Release the Kraken!”

  12. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    1) We have come for the head of Long John Silver!!
    2) We come in search of scaled speedos!….Jackpot!!!!
    3) Namor, you are under arrest by order of the Atlantean Fashion Police!!
    4) That’s right! We’re riding a giant flying lobster!

  13. Avatar Joshua says:

    1. “For Bikini Bottom!”

    2. “That Surface-Dweller gave me crabs!”

  14. Avatar Vampyrist says:

    1) Rolling in the deep

    2)It’s time to let the fish fry

  15. Avatar punkjay says:

    Time for the whole undersea world to fear the power of the Unholy Mackerel!

  16. Avatar abominal401 says:

    “OH YEAH!!!”

  17. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “There’s always a bigger fish!”

    I worry this might not make it, giving that I’m quoting “The Phantom Menace.”

  18. Avatar maniacmick says:

    “High ho Silver! Awwaaaay!”

  19. Avatar John says:

    (NOT AN ENTRY: By the way, that is a totally awesome Alan Davis illustration. Dude freakin’ rocks.)

  20. Avatar Mr.MikeK says:

    Who ordered the jumbo shrimp?

  21. Avatar McKnight57 says:


  22. Avatar thejay says:

    1. There’s the fish… and you are the chips.
    2. We seem to have taken the wrong exit on the Golf Stream.
    3. Winged FEET? WINGED FEET?!?!
    4. Tonight, you sleep with the fishies.
    5. We are the knights who say *Blup*!

  23. Avatar eric ross burton says: soviet ocean shrip eat you
    2. come my fishman today we ride
    3. YEEEHAAAAAA!!!!!
    4. danmit where r the breaks
    5, OH YEAH!

  24. Avatar Worf says:

    1) Hey Namor, look! My fish is bigger!

  25. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta says:

    1: “Hey, this isn’t Aquaman! I think we made a wrong turn at the pirate ship…”
    2: “Meet Daggermouth 2.0!”
    3: “We don’t need no freakin’ sharks with freakin’ lasers attached to their heads!”
    4: “All hail Mother Shrimpfish!”
    5: “We’re stopping your movie, Namor!”

  26. Avatar Dr. Shrinker says:


  27. Avatar DubbleYoo says:

    1. Dammit, where are the brakes on this thing?!?
    2. Who ordered the seafood special?
    3. Bring us your lemon wedges!

  28. Avatar my name is gir says:

    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! allthough hes huge but WHO FRIEKING CARES!!!

  29. Avatar Gero says:

    3: Is this a fish or a shrimp?”
    4. Target sighted, fire the Fantastic Four missles!

  30. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “How can joo reseest? Ees FUTILE!!!”

    “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

    “Here’s how WE do ‘waste management’!”

    “Payback time, humans! The ocean’s dumping YOU!”

    “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

  31. Avatar Waaly1 says:

    Hi Ho Silver Away!!

  32. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    1. Are you guys in for water polo!
    2. MARCO?
    4. We are looking for that huge diamond too Billy Zane. (Titanic reference)
    5. Something Fishy is going down between you two?

  33. Avatar Wrinkles says:

    What in the name of the gods am I riding?!

  34. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    3) I can’t believe this ride only cost a quarter!!!

  35. Avatar Sutter_Kaine says:

    4) Super Giant Fish Team go!!!
    5) This is why you shouldn’t over-feed your fish!

  36. 1. Sorry, Kool-Aid Man called in sick.

    2. Who’s up for some show tunes?

    3. From hell’s heart I crab at thee!

    4. Some wingman! He’s chasing her away!

    5. Mind if we play through?

  37. Avatar Ghost says:

    I OBJECT!!!

  38. Avatar skybandit says:

    1: Space catfish, attack!
    2: Sometimes you catch the fish, sometimes the fish catches you.
    3: Now, dip them in batter!
    4: All humanoids taste like pork.
    5: Pisces Interruptus!

  39. Avatar LoneWolf6155 says:

    Prepare to soil your scaly undies!

  40. Avatar Lordgrimm01 says:

    JUMBO SHRIMP Delivery!!!!

  41. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    Feel the wrath of my Prawn of Death

    Now that’s what I call a Jumbo Shrimp

  42. Avatar EXILE says:


  43. Avatar knight1192a says:

    1. “You just had to go to the prom with him instead of me!”

    2. “Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter. Ride fish with me.”

    3. “Fishy knows bottle blonde when it sees ’em!

    4. “Fishmageddon!”

    5. “Who took the last Phily Roll!”

  44. Avatar Rick says:

    1. No Sushi for you!
    2. Surprise your on Cheaters Atlantis edition!
    3. Say hello to my long john silver!

  45. Avatar Mr.MikeK says:

    3. Are we late for tea?

  46. Avatar hyperanthropos says:

    3. We demand a democratic elected ruler!

  47. Avatar TheNate says:

    You got schooled by fish!

  48. Avatar Vampyrist says:


  49. Avatar TheNate says:

    It’s a Fantastic Four-course meal!

  50. I just think the shrimp has a thing for Invisible Girl (who is very visible in this drawing, if you get me *nudge nudge wink wink*)

    Caption: “Candygram!”

  51. Avatar Bael says:

    (knock knock)

  52. Avatar sean from edwards says:

    Summon Bigger Fish!!!

  53. Avatar BenK22 says:

    1. “Reed Richards sent me to return his wife.”

    2. “I claim this land in the name of Aquaman!”

    3. “Namor, Shmamor; you shouldn’t have turned me down, Sue.”

    4. “Real men wear scales…on their chests.”

    5. “Naaaaaaamor!”

  54. Avatar Avalanche says:

    1. “Hey! Kool-aid!”
    2. “Oh yeah!”
    3. “Do you have any milk I can borrow?”
    4. “I see your merman, Invisible Woman, and I raise you a jumbo shrimp.”
    5. “Give me liberty, or a bran muffin!”

  55. Avatar Myro says:

    2. “Now, don’t get crabby! We’ll pay for the damages.”

  56. Avatar Frankie says:

    “For Glory! For FISHPANTS!!”

  57. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Let us in, so we may get to know your fish.”

  58. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Who? Who does not want anchovies on their pizza? I’m having anchovies. He’s having anchovies. We are all having anchovies. Maybe we should teach him to like anchovies on his pizza.”

  59. Avatar jransom says:

    (1) CRAWFISH!!!
    (2) They could eat you every day.
    (3) to think. i was gonna use a shark.
    (4) you will never smile back, namor!!
    (5) I choose SEA-KING!!

  60. Avatar Keith_Kanin says:

    JANE!!! How do you stop this crazy thing?!?!?!

  61. Avatar Bael says:

    Aquaman could just tell it to stop. Just saying.

  62. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer says:

    1) Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior?
    2) Oooooooooooo, Reed is gonna be piiiiiiiiissed….
    3) Oh my God, I am sooooo sorry. We were looking for the next undersea cave on the left.

  63. Avatar DAzRA says:

    1) Hi, We’ve your new neighbours!!!!
    2) Avon calling!!!
    3) Im the new Jehovah Witness preacher aroound here, and you WILL let me in….

  64. Firecracker Firecracker says:

    Quickly — before they use the Tartar sauce!

  65. Avatar Wierdrocks says:

    (This might not make sense to anyone who doesn’t live in the mid-west)

    “Come my friends! To Checkers!”

  66. Avatar TheNate says:

    Prawn pwnage!

    Who needs shellfish? We have hellfish!

  67. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    Switch #5 for this one: (Best Crocodile Dundee voice) Try throwin’ THIS shrimp on the barbie!!

  68. Avatar Joe says:

    “I used Summon Bigger Fish!” , for those who don’t know.

  69. Avatar Bael says:

    Huh. Those are the strangest looking rodeo clowns that I’ve ever seen.

  70. Avatar dblade says:

    1. “No one expects the Finnish Inquisition!”

  71. Avatar Jack Zelger says:

    “Answer me now, infidels! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?”

  72. Avatar LeftyFPB says:

    1. Spill on this, BP!
    2. Shrimp etouffee, shrimp gumbo, shrimp po boy, fried shrimp….
    3. Bayou La Batre? Looks more like Bayou La Battered to me!

    Yes, I live in Mobile, Alabama. Hence the Gulf Coast-flavored entries.

  73. Avatar Hyborian_Dog says:

    “I can’t believe it! Mr. Richards was right! This is going to destroy him!”

  74. Avatar Joel says:

    “Hay baby, what’s Kraken?”

    “We’re here to kick bass and drink tea, and we’re all out of tea!”

    “This is the… PRAWN OF THE DEAD!”

    “I like big bait and I cannot lie!”

    “He’s dead? I guess that means he’s… Namor! YEAAAAAAAH!”

  75. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    Wow, Joel, nice job there buddy! Those are all high-quality, well done.

  76. Avatar Bud says:

    I once caught a fish this big!

  77. Avatar alvacascus says:

    “Sorry we dont know how to stop this fish! Keep Running!”
    “Hey you, what do you call a fish with six knees?”
    “what did you do with my Susan Storm, you jerk!”
    “Hey Namor! That’s my underwear! We’ll kill ya!!”
    “Peek a boo! Sorry to interrupt this romance scene!”

  78. Avatar Knighthawk says:

    You think she would wear something a little more Scampi…

    Don’t trust the Gortons fisherman!


    We cant stop it sir, she smells like fish!

    This is how I Sushi roll!

  79. D D says:

    Hey, everybody! I’m riding a fishy tractor!

    Who ordered the one with extra large anchovies?

    (sings) Su-san, I just met a girl named Su-san, and suddenly I’ve found, how wonderful a sound can be…

  80. Avatar 1rd2th3st says:

    1) “Now that’s what a pickle should sound like!)
    2) “Excuse me, were looking for the Wienstien barmitsva.”
    3) “Damn it larry, I knew we should a made a left back there.”
    4)”Message for you sir!”
    5) “PACKERS,WHOOO!!!)

  81. Avatar 1rd2th3st says:

    1) “Now that’s what a pickle should sound like.”
    2)”Excuse me can you direct us to the Wienstien barmitsva?”
    3)”Damn it larry I knew we should’ve made a left back there!”
    4)”Message for you sir.”

  82. Avatar 1rd2th3st says:

    sorry though the comment didn’t post forget the first one.

  83. Avatar Twiggyseed says:

    2 You may better than Aquaman, Namor. But ya can’t stop this baby!
    3 Alright Lawrence Fishburne! Go get Namor!
    4 There she is, Jessica Alba! Now go get my autograph!
    5 Were Lookin’ blue, but sure as hell red on the insided!

  84. Avatar Loki says:


  85. Avatar Darth_neko says:

    2. “PUT ON SOME PANTS!!”

  86. Avatar Wrinkles says:

    Dude my ride totally looks like your mom!

  87. Avatar Big Mac says:


    2. I’d rather be fishing!

    3. I’d rather be plaing Skyrim!

    4. Mammalian reflex be DAMNED!

    5. Extreem Hillbilly Handfishing!

  88. Avatar Whitespider says:

    1. “For the love of god, someone hand me the raid!”
    2. “Sorry, I thought the light was green!”
    4. “Nice briefs! Did we catch you with your pants down?”
    5. “Okay, fine YOU drive!”

  89. Avatar Myro says:

    3. “Atlanteans! Tonight we dine at RED LOBSTER”

  90. Avatar ChocolateSoda says:

    1. This is how we SEA FOOD.